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Matters of the Heart, and other Failures

Matters of the Heart, and other Failures

By: Nathan
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Welcome to Matters of the Heart, and other Failures— the brutally honest, occasionally hilarious podcast where living with heart failure takes centre stage. Hosted by someone who knows the ups and downs of a dodgy ticker firsthand, each episode brings candid chats with coronary nurses, cardiologists, and fellow humans navigating heart conditions. It’s part education, part therapy, and part gallows humour — because when life hands you a malfunctioning heart, you might as well laugh (gently) about it.Nathan Hygiene & Healthy Living
Episodes
  • S02E02: The 5:28am Train, The Wrong Day & The Dietician Who Read Me to Filth
    Mar 17 2026

    In Episode 2 of Season Two, Nathan and Scott are back in full ramble mode - covering dietician trauma, disastrous travel planning, and the slow, painful reality of trying to get your life together.Scott kicks things off fresh from a brutally honest appointment where he’s told he’s at his heaviest in 11 years (groundbreaking advice follows: eat less, move more), while Nathan shares the chaos of a Manchester trip that involved booking the wrong train, arriving a full day early, and questioning every life decision before 10am.From there, it spirals - missed buses that may or may not exist, booking a hotel in the wrong Birmingham (Alabama), rail replacement purgatory, and the mental gymnastics of delay repay schemes. There’s also talk of air fryer revelations, quitting smoking (again), testosterone ups and downs, and the quiet rage of being told to “just have six pints a week.”It’s a beautifully chaotic mix of health updates, travel disasters, and everyday frustration - exactly what you’d expect from Matters of the Heart (and Other Failures) as the boys settle back into Season Two with absolutely no structure whatsoever.

    Grab tickets to Matters of the Heart, and other Failures LIVE! at the Glasgow International Comedy Festival on Saturday 21st March 2026 at ⁠⁠https://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances/matters-of-the-heart-and-other-failures-live/ ⁠⁠


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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • S2:E01 - We Took a Week Off… and Accidentally Disappeared
    Feb 24 2026

    But we're BACK! After what was meant to be a short festive break, Nathan Sparling and Scott Agnew return for Season Two of Matters of the Heart (and Other Failures) - with fewer hospital appointments, slightly better health updates, and absolutely no improvement in staying on topic.

    The pair unpack where they’ve been with house moves, winter slumps, broken routines, and the strange difficulty of restarting life once you’ve stopped for “just a week.” Scott adjusts to life with a CPAP machine that quietly reports his sleep habits back to the NHS, attempts quitting smoking (again), and reflects on how health maintenance becomes normal when the drama settles down. Meanwhile, Nathan experiments with skincare, navigates family interrogations about his love life, and questions how adulthood arrived without warning.

    Expect tangents involving Olympic luge athletes, curling controversies, disappearing passports, Highland comedy gigs, and existential chats about ageing, habits, and surviving modern life with humour intact.

    It’s a relaxed reset episode - less crisis, more catching up - and proof that even when nothing dramatic happens, there’s still plenty to fail at together. Season Two starts exactly where it should - mid-conversation, slightly chaotic, and very glad to be back.


    Grab tickets to Matters of the Heart, and other Failures LIVE! at the Glasgow International Comedy Festival on Saturday 21st March 2026 at ⁠https://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances/matters-of-the-heart-and-other-failures-live/ ⁠


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    TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@mattersoftheheartfailure⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeartandOtherFailuresPod

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    59 mins
  • E:10 - Illness, Improvements & Impetigo: Heart Progress, Hormone Highs & Glasgow’s Potato Wars
    Dec 9 2025

    Episode 10 is pure, unfiltered chaos - even by Matters of the Heart (and Other Failures) standards. Fresh from an unexpected week off, Nathan and Scott dive straight into a whirlwind of disasters: a flu that left Nathan collapsed on a toilet floor, a trip to the worst stadium in Britain (“a redneck’s ranch held together with plywood”), and a shambolic World Cup draw.

    Nathan reveals big heart-health news - being officially discharged from the Heart Failure Clinic - while Scott details his testosterone journey, dramatic weight loss, and that time he got translucent beard hairs. They go from gastric flus in East Kilbride to debates about cheese on toast, night-time snacking, OnlyFans cash-doms and impetigo.

    There’s also a philosophical discussion about cloning Nathan after the apocalypse (terrifying), quitting booze, failing to quit smoking, and discovering a new local eatery called Spudland -which may or may not become TikTok famous.

    Heart updates, health disasters, comedy festival plugs and culinary shame all collide in this brilliantly unhinged catch-up episode.

    Grab tickets to Matters of the Heart, and other Failures LIVE! at the Glasgow International Comedy Festival on Saturday 21st March 2026 at https://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances/matters-of-the-heart-and-other-failures-live/


    Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast, rate us and share with your pals!

    Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581238112246⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mattersoftheheartpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@mattersoftheheartfailure⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeartandOtherFailuresPod

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    1 hr and 6 mins
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