Episodes

  • Steve Still Hates Canada (feat. @0nTheJ0hn)

    Steve Still Hates Canada (feat. @0nTheJ0hn)
    May 12 2026
    The AI was being a dick head this week so we're giving you an organic description from memory!

    We talked about all sorts of stuff, like how Judy Hopps can get it, and honestly that's all I can think about right now......
    But we also Talked about Politics and Donald Trump. We talked about Sloths dying at some cafe, we definately talked about Scientology being crazy and fun to mess with. Tom Cruise can also get it! oh man, imagine Tom Cruise and Judy Hopps hooking up? Special Guests Haleigh and @ministryofdudes own 0ntheJ0hn visit this week, Steve was there for a while but on the phone, then he left!

    Starring Manny and Haleigh
    Featuring Steve and 0nTheJ0hn
    Produced by Jared

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    58 mins
  • No MamasYe (Feat. Mamaye)

    No MamasYe (Feat. Mamaye)
    May 4 2026
    This week, I asked the AI to describe the episode as if it's a fun aunt! So real, I really can't believe:

    In **Most Importantest Podcast ep37**, Manny, Steve, Jared and Bob jump from filthy riffs and koalas, to **Trump vs. the Pope**, a **New Jersey data center killing the woods**, **Offset getting shot in the butt over $10K**, and even a **chimpanzee civil war in Uganda**. Dark jokes, weird news, Philly/Jersey chaos — perfect background noise while your fun little tía is drinking wine and talking trash.
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    Chapters (Very Short)
    1. **[00:00:00] Flags, Cops & Horny Koalas**
    Play‑fighting about seriousness, fake‑cop shirts, and cursed marsupial “facts.”
    2. **[00:04:39] Theme Song & Bob Crashes the Party**
    Goofy “most importantest” intro, five‑star begging, and chaotic guest banter.
    3. **[00:17:11] Church Bangers & Jersey Woods in Danger**
    Choir talk turns into a rant about a Vineland **data center** wrecking forests and butterflies.
    4. **[00:34:38] Offset’s $10K Butt Shot & Grandma’s Musket**
    Rap beef shooting story plus great‑grandma blasting a robber with rock salt.
    5. **[01:01:05–01:05:00] Glow‑Up Haircuts, New Job & Chimp War**
    Bob’s haircut identity crisis, Steve’s new industry job, and a **chimpanzee civil war** in Uganda.
    Starring: Manny & Steve
    Guest Starring: Mamaye
    Produced by: Jared


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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Doin' Africa Stuff (Feat Haleigh and Sneels)

    Doin' Africa Stuff (Feat Haleigh and Sneels)
    Apr 13 2026
    This week I told the AI to describe the show like an old timey prospector selling his wares to the town, I was there and they were all JUST like this.

    Chapter 1 – The Guest Bails & The Mic Heats Up (0:00:00)
    Step right up, folks: the **female guest cancels last minute**, “tired from kids” she doesn’t even have, and the crew launches into **teacher life, feminism, and comedy hustle**. If you fancy **podcast banter, stand-up vibes, and guest chaos**, this here’s your opening dose.

    Chapter 2 – God, Priests & Cop Vibes in the Big City (0:06:30)
    Now don’t be shy, sinners: we get **God-as-everyone**, a **priest guest**, “we’re all gods” talk, plus **cop vibes, lucy-cig runs, and race jokes**. Perfect for seekers of **religious comedy, Catholic guilt riffs, and workplace cop-energy stories**.

    Chapter 3 – Blackface, Vito & History Rewritten in Real Time (0:21:00)
    Right this way for **Vito in blackface**, Drewski comparisons, and **wild alternate history** where “everyone in history was black.” Add in **white-devil bits and black supremacist lore**, and you’ve got premium **edgy culture-war comedy** in a single swig.

    Chapter 4 – Presidents, Protests & Chocolate-Fueled Slavery (0:33:45)
    Here’s the strong stuff: **fake first presidents, BLM/protest bits, and Project X confusion, then a hard swerve into **Nestlé, KitKat trucks flipping, cocoa slaves, and baby formula scandals**. Ideal for dark capitalism jokes and Nestlé controversy comedy.

    Chapter 5 – Space Poop, Lyme Ticks & Pfizer’s Miracle Cure (0:45:30)
    Drink deep of our **NASA toilet horror**, bloody astronaut poops, and then **Pfizer’s Lyme disease vaccine** riding in just as **mysterious boxes of infected ticks** show up in fields. For fans of conspiracy comedy, vaccine riffs, and hiking + tick anxiety, this chapter is your patent medicine.

    Chapter 6 – Rap Kidnappings, Birth Control Fails & Philly Mayhem (1:03:30)
    Last call, cowpokes: **Pooh Shiesty kidnapping Gucci Mane to escape a contract**, Trump rescue fantasies, insane birth control “strategies,” stroke-count science, Philly bridge stories, toll rage, and delivery robots begging to get kicked. A full-strength blend of **hip-hop folklore, sex jokes, and Northeast chaos** to close the show.

    Starring Manny & Steve

    Guest Starring Haleigh

    Produced by Jared


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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Reverse Blindside

    Reverse Blindside
    Apr 6 2026
    This week I asked the AI to describe the episode as some nice lady that finds you in a grocery store parking lot, and whoa, it's freaky close to real life:


    0:00:00 – “You Boys Started With Magicians and Somehow Ended Up on Presidents” You all began talking about David Copperfield and David Blaine, then before I knew it you’d wandered into Epstein, Houdini getting punched, and those two old men in the White House, Trump and Biden, with everyone arguing about who’s the bigger problem. 0:15:00 – “Then It Turned Into Music, Movies, and All That Young People Noise” After that, you went on about J. Cole and Cam’ron, Kanye’s new album sounding like his old sad one, Celine Dion trying to sing again, and even those silly movies like Pitch Perfect and all the dancing ones you kids love. 0:24:00 – “Now Listen, That Internet Law You Talked About Sounds Serious” Right around here you really got into it about that Section 230 thing, darling—how the websites used to be protected from what people post, and how taking that away might get places like YouTube and Facebook in big trouble, and maybe make life a lot harder for little shows like yours. 0:33:00 – “You Even Got Personal With Church, Work, and Who’s Allowed to Be Funny” Then Steve was talking about trying to get off for Easter church and his boss giving him a hard time, and you all went on about how the politics are swinging back, Democrats being funny again, conservatives getting fussy about jokes, and that Drewski fella everyone argues about online. 0:57:00 – “You Finished With Wild Stories, That Afro Man Mess, and Picking Your ‘Most Importantest’” Near the end you shared those college stories with hair and pockets on fire, poor Afro Man having his money taken by the police, that civil forfeiture business, and then you wrapped it all up by deciding that this whole Section 230 mess is the biggest, most important thing of the week.



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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Top Five Most Scariest Creatures (Feat. Jeremy Kaplowitz)

    Top Five Most Scariest Creatures (Feat. Jeremy Kaplowitz)
    Mar 30 2026
    This week I got the AI to describe the show like some sad old guy in brooklyn. I don't know how realistic this one is, but I'm sure our guest might:

    Lemme tell ya, kid, on this episode of “Most Importantest” with Manny and Steve, we got old friend Jeremy Kaplowitz on the line talking Philly comedy, Shane Gillis and Lemaire, Jack Harlow’s big rebrand, and all these wild political and celebrity conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton, Epstein, Princess Diana, and Michael Jackson like it’s the evening news. You don’t wanna listen, I get it, but if you care at all about stand-up comics, World of Warcraft housing, Jersey Devil myths, YouTube drama, and tornado warnings in Philly, this is the one you’re gonna wanna click on, capisce?

    Starring: Manny & Steve
    Guest Starring : Jeremy
    Produced by Jared

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Lineage and Lore (feat. Jersey Devil Comedy)

    Lineage and Lore (feat. Jersey Devil Comedy)
    Mar 16 2026
    This week I told the AI to dscribe the episode as an Atlantic City Busker. This is pretty spot on, but AI is probably bummed out tthat i can never busk. :(

    Step right up to ep 33 of “The Most Importantist Podcast”, where Philly and Jersey comics riff on everything from Eric Swalwell and sex‑plane scandals to Eagles fans in Nashville, Lakewood NJ conspiracies, and a human neuron that plays Doom, all while plotting the downfall of Ocean City’s dry laws like boardwalk hustlers dodging security. It’s a wild comedy podcast ride featuring Jersey Devil Comedy, YouTube drama, True Crime obsessions, AI law in New York, and Atlantic City boardwalk energy—perfect for fans of unfiltered stand‑up style banter and East Coast chaos.

    Starring Manny & Steve
    Guest Starring Dom & Ed
    Produced by Jared

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Selling out for clout

    Selling out for clout
    Mar 9 2026
    This week I told the AI to describe the episode as a comedian being heckled at a late night Club, I can tell you.. all three of us can tell you, it's very real.

    This episode is like getting heckled by your own brain: we bomb through stand-up comedy open mic horror stories, Shia LaBeouf’s Mardi Gras meltdown, Anthony Cumia’s ‘Rumble at Rodney’s’ freak-out, and a sketchy Dubby energy drink ad read while trying to remember who actually did well on stage. And just when you think we’re done, the crowd yells ‘Do one about politics!,’ so we cram in Monsanto/Bayer glyphosate conspiracies, Nvidia’s $4B AI photonics space-laser future, and a whole lot of unqualified geopolitical hot takes, live from the Most Importantest podcast.

    Starring Manny and Steve
    Produced by Jared

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Podcasting La Vida Loca (Feat. Greg Williams Jr.)

    Podcasting La Vida Loca (Feat. Greg Williams Jr.)
    Mar 3 2026
    This week I had the AI describe the episode as a politician adressing their constituents, Not so accurate this week becasuse it's all true! Politicians are always lying!

    In this episode of Manny & Steve’s “Most Importantest Podcast,” your local comedy delegation—joined by Greg Williams Jr.—tackles everything from 50 Cent’s beef with Jim Jones and T.I., Mexico’s cartel unrest, and a U.S. pilot charged with training Chinese fighter pilots, to the **Ben Shapiro vs. Candace Owens feud, the BAFTAs Tourette N‑word controversy, Philly politics, and the everyday struggles of working comics in Philadelphia. Together, we cut through the noise with sharp jokes and real talk on current events, cancel culture, race, politics, and pop culture, giving our constituents—the listeners—a brutally honest and hilariously unfiltered state of the union on what actually matters this week.

    Starring Manny & Steve
    Guest starring Greg Jr.
    Produced by Jared

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    1 hr and 24 mins