Easter Joy Homily – Ants, Worms, & Eggs

This isn’t your grandma’s Easter homily… unless your grandma is extremely cool!

This Easter, we’re diving into the Resurrection using three words we absolutely did not expect in church: ants, worms, and eggs.

Yes… ants. We’re zooming out from a comic strip all the way to the cosmos to remind ourselves just how tiny we are — and how wild it is that Jesus chose to become one of us anyway. Spoiler: if you’ve ever felt like an ant trying to understand the universe, this episode is for you.

Then we’re wriggling straight into worms — thanks to Bishop Fulton Sheen and one very honest seventh‑grader who responded to theology with a heartfelt “Ew!” We’ll explore why the Incarnation is far more shocking (and far more loving) than we usually let ourselves imagine.

And finally… eggs. Not the chocolate kind — the “are you spiritually fresh or spiritually hard‑boiled?” kind. Because nothing says “He is risen” like a metaphor that makes you rethink your omelets.

We’re talking Ho‑Hum faith versus Oh‑My faith. We’re talking fifty days of Easter wonder. We’re talking about letting the Resurrection crack open your life the way a chick cracks open a shell.

If you’re ready for an Easter message that’s equal parts hilarious, heartfelt, and holy — tune in.

“Hallelujah!

I’ve witnessed FOUR real, jaw-dropping miracles in my lifetime!

Recently, a miracle happened!

A baby and mom pulled back from the brink of death, my son’s eyesight was restored against all odds, a beloved teacher woke after weeks in the hospital, and my own daughter was born perfectly healthy when we feared the worst! God is alive, He hears our prayers, and His power is unstoppable!

I want to share these stories with you—so you can see His glory, feel His love, and join in celebrating the God who still performs miracles today! Don’t miss it!”

The Dating‑After‑60 Zone

You unlock this door with the key of experience — a key you’ve earned through decades of triumphs, missteps, and at least one relationship that should’ve come with a warning label. Beyond this door lies another dimension: a dimension where romance moves more slowly, conversations run deeper, and everyone brings their own reading glasses.

You’re entering a realm where first dates happen over early‑bird specials, where text messages are thoughtful, and where red flags are spotted quickly because, frankly, everyone has better lighting now. It is a landscape shaped by wisdom, humor, and the occasional creaky knee.

Here, men and women over 60 search not for perfection, but for connection — the kind that feels warm, steady, and delightfully drama‑free. A place where hope lingers in the corners, patience is plentiful, and sometimes… the shadows flirt back.

You are now stepping into… The Dating‑After‑60 Zone.