🍼 If your parent goes through the trouble of getting you superpowers...

Kind of the least you can do is get them a new house. And fight all the dragons infesting that house. And get their increasingly specific and dangerous medical treatments for their very real and not made-up illnesses.

😈 The Creature: Sisimito

I did not know the Soviets had a secret program to create Chimpanzee-human hybrid. That's almost unrelated to the Sisimito. Almost.

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📖 The Book!

Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! FOR THE KING is a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend, focused on humanity and written for the modern age.

If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us. Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder

🔗 Links:

Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership
Source: https://myths.link/victorious
Myths and Legends YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube

💬 Social:

Discord: https://myths.link/discord
Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram
Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky

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🎵 Music Credits

this is where I leave you by Breakmaster Cylinder
snails attack! by Breakmaster Cylinder
An Egg-Shaped Room For Your Thoughts by Breakmaster Cylinder
Building Blocks B by Breakmaster Cylinder
Our Names Engraved by Blue Dot Sessions

🪱Mr. Worm is getting married! That (not creepy) stranger is looking in your windows! Shin is driving tired!

Five interconnected stories from Korean folklore about letting people know the real you. And

😈 The Creature: Duergar

If you're at risk of being beaten up by the Duergar, no offense, but you're probably already breaking several rules of the Myths and Legends podcast

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🎉 The Giveaway!

From now through June 14th, 2026, Our awesome publisher is giving away 35 early copies of For the King, book one of Myths and Legends's comprehensive version of the King Arthur legends. The winners of the giveaway can read their very own free physical copy months before it even goes on sale! Enter to win here: https://myths.link/giveaway2

📖 The Book!

Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! FOR THE KING is a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend, focused on humanity and written for the modern age.

If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us. Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder

🔗 Links:

Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership
Myths and Legends YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube

💬 Social:

Discord: https://myths.link/discord
Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram
Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky

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🎵 Music Credits

A Dolphin Most Serious by Breakmaster Cylinder
Beef Strokinoff by Breakmaster Cylinder
Catbus Catbus Where You Been by Breakmaster Cylinder
Big Stupid Wolly, PI by Breakmaster Cylinder
A Pathetic Moment by Blue Dot Sessions
Genesis Valley by Blue Dot Sessions
Gilded Frames by Blue Dot Sessions

⚔️Sir Graelent is too beautiful for his scruples

At least that's what the queen thinks. Good thing she doesn't have the power to wreck his whole life if he doesn't love her. Oh, wait...

😈 The Creature: The Witkəś

Sick bears eating dirt means you have to get your gunpowder boat, scarecrow, and slow stump wick. That sentence will make sense if you listen to the creature of the week.

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📖 The Book!

Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! FOR THE KING is a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend, focused on humanity and written for the modern age.

If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us. Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder

🔗 Links:

Disclaimer: https://myths.link/435
Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership
Source: https://myths.link/graelent
Myths and Legends YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube

💬 Social:

Discord: https://myths.link/discord
Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram
Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky

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Mint Mobile: If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://mintmobile.com/legends

Home Chef: For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to https://homechef.com/legends.

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🎵 Music Credits

Rumoi Line by Blue Dot Sessions
Cupcake Marshall by Blue Dot Sessions
Invention #1 by Breakmaster Cylinder
Inspector F by Blue Dot Sessions
Alright but Here's the Problem by Breakmaster Cylinder