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NRL Hellmouth

NRL Hellmouth

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Summary

A PODCAST ABOUT RUGBY LEAGUE, ALLEGEDLY.

God made rugby league, but the circus around the game comes straight from Satan’s bumhole.

Join us in the Hellmouth as we forgo all serious analysis and plunge horns-first into the stupidity of NRL culture.

From club statements and bunker blunders to the ridiculous characters that make rugby league the greatest show on earth, this is NRL Hellmouth.

Visit us at nrlhellmouth.com

2026 NRL Hellmouth
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Episodes
  • Siegfried and Roy make a great centre–winger pairing
    May 13 2026

    In this week's episode:

    • We quantify the contribution of #giveupat20 to Australia's GDP
    • Pass the salt! The Warriors' club statement is a thing of passive-aggressive beauty
    • The Bulldogs airport shitter - REVEALED!
    • Dan has 'the talk' with his daughter
    • Fan mailbag: an Adelaide expansion club and a potential AI copyright lawsuit?
    • We name the all-time Magicians XIII
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    53 mins
  • Canterbury-Bankstown’s Terminal 2 toilet conspiracy
    May 6 2026

    In this week's episode:

    • The Bruce Stadium startup incubator
    • Players hate the pointsmaxxing too
    • Rugby league parenting: when do you tell your children about your club's salary cap scandal?
    • Chiefs vs Bears: who will win the signing war? Is there even a signing war?
    • Munster and Bellamy: men at the crossroads
    • SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: The Bulldogs' spitty-bum story is just plain bull
    • Fantasy V'Landys: Stopping the cynical end-of-game captain’s challenge
    • Latrell's 'special occasion' press conference wasn't really that special?
    • Dante's fourth circle of NRL Hell: Greed
    • Good moon rising: We probe deeper into the epidemic of on-field dackings

    This episode brought to you by socks with a picture of Warriors coach Andrew Webster on them.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Fingerprints in heaven
    Apr 29 2026

    In this week's episode:

    • What to do with the hours you gain by giving up at 20

    • The NRL community revels in the Storm's demise

    • Gotta catch 'em all! The Chiefs nab the first 2 Pokemon for their collection

    • The best names from the NFL draft (and how the NRL can compete)

    • AI is terrible at banter, Fox Sports is terrible at AI, the GusBot is terrible for the world

    • We preview the WSOO

    • NRL Book Club: 'Ball tearer' by Mick Stone

    • Dan makes a series of indecent rugby league proposals

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    1 hr and 4 mins
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