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No Autographs, Please!

No Autographs, Please!

By: Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
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Podcast superstars and best friends Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) and Bryan Safi (Attitudes!) are on a mission to KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, GIRL with this hybrid improv comedy and chat show! Every week they talk hot pop culture gossip, world travel tips (like what the best city dump in the country is) and the cruel world of amateur tennis. Then as sexy singles, they take YOUR real dating stories and improvise them with a fabulous special CELEBRITY guest, ending in a reveal of how it actually went down. How close will they come to your real life dating story? And of course, they finish it with peanut butter cake recipes. Do you feel famous yet? Who are you wearing? NO AUTOGRAPHSPLEASE!

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Episodes
  • "Arden and Bryan's Redemption Tour!" w/ Lauren Lapkus

    "Arden and Bryan's Redemption Tour!" w/ Lauren Lapkus
    Jul 7 2023

    The love of Arden and Bryan's friendship life, as well as their arch baking nemesis (aka "The Root of All Evil"), Lauren Lapkus returns for the finale episode of NAPS season one! The Hero's Journey began with a disparaged peanut butter mug cake! Will the fame seeking twins win over (not neglected child) Lauren's heart (AND STOMACH!) as they go for a perfected round two PBFit desert? Or will they crash and BURN!? All that plus a date at GOOP KITCHEN! Gladyss the Orc Mother!

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • “Moines De Moines Iowa” w/ Lauren Ash

    “Moines De Moines Iowa” w/ Lauren Ash
    Jun 30 2023

    Is your job CLOWN? Are you a ghost that braids horse mane? Then you’ve come to the right place! This week the supremely talented and hilarious Lauren Ash (“Superstore,” “Not Dead Yet”) talks the untrustworthiness of birds, crow funerals and of course, peanut butter powder. Plus a romantic date at Starbucks! One iced Canadian latte to go please!

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • "Spit It & Get It!" w/ Sam Pancake

    "Spit It & Get It!" w/ Sam Pancake
    Jun 23 2023

    Grab your Porsche backpacks and get into this! This week, the tender gift of the clown is brought to you by the hilarious, dashing, and whip-smart Sam Pancake (“Search Party,” “A Million Little Things.”) We talk how we should have residencies at sex clubs, how many times we can say Kimberly Akimbo, what to do when faced with a donut wall, plus we go on a picnic date! And cake, honeys, cake!

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    1 hr and 16 mins
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