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No Se Habla Taxes

No Se Habla Taxes

By: Melissa Armstrong CPA
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Welcome to No Se Habla Taxes—the podcast for creative agency owners who are done guessing about their numbers and ready to actually understand them.


I'm Melissa Armstrong, CPA and fractional controller, and I will tell you the financial truth your accountant was too polite to say out loud. Every episode, we get into the real operational finance stuff: cash flow chaos, pricing mistakes, hiring decisions, and the messy money moments that nobody talks about but every founder lives through.


If you're running a marketing or creative agency in the $500K to $5M range and your revenue looks great on paper but something still feels off, this show is for you.


No fluff. No spreadsheet worship. No finance speak for the sake of it. Just plain English answers to the questions keeping you up at night.


Because the numbers don't lie. Let's go find out what yours are saying.

© 2026 Melissa Armstrong
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Episodes
  • The Revenue Illusion - Why High Revenue Doesn't Mean a Healthy Business
    Apr 1 2026

    I have watched agency owners pop bottles over crossing $1M in revenue, post about it, make it their entire personality for a quarter, and then call me six months later because they can't make payroll. In this episode, I'm breaking down why revenue is the most celebrated and most misunderstood number in your business, and what you should actually be paying attention to instead.

    What We Cover

    • Why crossing a revenue milestone feels like winning and why that feeling can cost you
    • Maya's story: $1.2M in revenue, a full team, a nice office, and a cash crisis hiding underneath it all
    • The difference between revenue, profit, and cash flow and why confusing them is one of the most expensive mistakes you can make as a founder
    • Why service businesses are uniquely vulnerable to the revenue illusion
    • The four numbers I track with every single one of my clients:
      • Gross margin by client or project
      • Utilization rate
      • Days sales outstanding (DSO)
      • Owner compensation

    This Week's Action Step

    I want you to pull one number you haven't been looking at. Just one.

    • Gross margin on your biggest client
    • Your days sales outstanding
    • Your actual owner draw vs. what you planned

    The truth is already living in your numbers. You just have to be willing to look. I'll be holding your hand emotionally from here.

    Let's connect!

    LI: https://www.linkedin.com/in/armstrongmelissacpa/

    Website: https://steadyhandaccounting.com/

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    9 mins
  • We're Back and Your Finances Are Still a Mess
    Mar 25 2026

    Season two is here, and yes, your finances are still a mess. But that's exactly why we're back. I'm Melissa Armstrong, fractional controller and the person who will tell you the financial truth your accountant was too polite to say out loud. This season we're going deep on the stuff that actually keeps founders up at night, from revenue that looks great but hides a fragile business, to the hidden cost of your best client. Short episodes, real talk, no fluff. Subscribe now so you don't miss a thing.

    Let's connect!

    LI: https://www.linkedin.com/in/armstrongmelissacpa/

    Website: https://steadyhandaccounting.com/

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    2 mins
  • Year-End Panic Mode
    Nov 12 2025

    Welcome to No Se Habla Taxes—the podcast where a CPA does her own bookkeeping and occasionally procrastinates just like the rest of you.

    I’m Melissa Armstrong: fractional controller, solo practice owner, and financial translator for founders who’d rather binge Netflix than reconcile a bank statement.

    And today’s episode? Ohhh boy. I have a confession...

    ✋🏼 The Confession

    I always tell my clients: stay on top of your books, do your monthly closes, don’t fall behind.

    Welp.

    I fell behind.

    Like... months behind.

    Between client projects, life chaos, and general “I’ll get to it later” energy, I opened QuickBooks in November only to realize I hadn’t reconciled a single account since July.

    Cue the panic. Dozens of uncategorized transactions. A PayPal balance that looked... sus. An Amazon charge that could’ve been printer ink or cap food.

    Oh—and did I mention I’m a CPA?

    🧠 The Real Talk

    Falling behind doesn’t make you a bad business owner—it makes you human.

    But when months pile up:

    • 🔍 Your memory fades
    • 😰 Your stress spikes
    • 💸 Your decisions get fuzzy

    That’s when Year-End Panic Mode hits—and that’s what we’re unpacking today.

    💡 This Episode Includes:

    • My very real bookkeeping meltdown (it’s fine, everything’s fine)
    • 6 practical steps to get caught up without spiraling
    • A shoutout to my network (hi, Amanda from Element Eight!)
    • How to stop the chaos and start fresh—today

    ✅ Free Resource: The Catch-Up Checklist

    Feeling the pressure of year-end catch-up? I’ve got you. Grab my free Catch-Up Checklist—the exact steps I used to dig out of my bookkeeping mess.

    📥 Download it here

    🎧 If This Sounds Familiar...

    You’re not lazy. You’re building something. Sometimes the back end gets messy.

    Let’s clean it up—without shame, without overwhelm, and with coffee (and maybe a croissant).

    Subscribe to No Se Habla Taxes wherever you listen, and remember:

    Stay scrappy, stay smart, and don’t let your Amazon orders haunt you in April.

    Let's connect!

    LI: https://www.linkedin.com/in/armstrongmelissacpa/

    Website: https://steadyhandaccounting.com/

    Coaching Program Waitlist: https://steadyhandaccounting.myflodesk.com/ofgzp2o7tc

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    9 mins
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