Episodes

  • Get Jon Richardson Off The Roof

    Get Jon Richardson Off The Roof
    Mar 27 2026
    Harriet Langley-Swindon speak to Timothy Nicholas, the official translator for Nick Timothy MP, about Muslim acts of domination; we also hear from Reg Billiards, CEO of Generic Oil, who explains that there simply aren't any alternatives to oil; and Eshaan Akbar asks: Is Suspended Prison Sentences Woke?Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with AI CEO Brad Algorithm, who explains why anyone who isn't using his AI, Chad, is getting left behind. Our Patreons also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well as the Patreon-exclusive monthly Time For Questions podcast so get over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for one or two pounds a week to support the show, and make it possible for us to pay our guests, if you can. And if you don't want to subscribe, but do want to give us a one-off amount, all the Patreon-exclusive videos are available for sale.Please follow our new, bespoke social media accounts!Instagram: @noncensoredpodcastTikTok: @noncensoredpodTake this survey if you're cool: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Tom Mayo, Matt Winning, Oliver Izord and Ed Morrish.Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds. And tickets for her play, Churchill's Urinal, which runs at the King's Head Theatre from the 13th May to the 6th June, are available here.Brendan's show, Buffy ReVamped, is on at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival - but he's not in it. It's still good, though!Eshaan has started a new, live podcast called The Early Evening Show, every Sunday evening on YouTube, and his latest stand-up special, Fool Moon, is also available on YouTube.Tom is part of Shoot From The Hip Improv, and they have a show at the Hammersmith Apollo on the 4th October! Buy tickets here.Matt is not only a comedian, but also a climate scientist; his show Solastalgia is running at the Soho Theatre 30th April-2nd May, and tickets are available here.Oliver can be found posting on his Instagram.Ed has just launched Smelt, a store where you can buy scripted audio comedy that doesn't exist yet, from people like Andy Hamilton, Ian Martin, Larry & Paul and Deborah Frances-White. To get involved, go to leadmojo.co.uk/smeltShow photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    40 mins
  • We Don't Give A Dam About Churchill

    We Don't Give A Dam About Churchill
    Mar 20 2026
    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to A Beaver, about replacing Winston Churchill on British banknotes; we also hear from Fashion Critic Hannah Winter about who looked AWFUL at the Oscars; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about estate agencies.Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with children's author Sarah Pompom, who has definitely read all the books she's written. Our Patreons also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well as the Patreon-exclusive monthly Time For Questions podcast - out this week - so get over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for one or two pounds a week to support the show, and make it possible for us to pay our guests, if you can.Please follow our new, bespoke social media accounts!Instagram: @noncensoredpodcastTikTok: @noncensoredpodTake this survey if you're cool: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Sooz Kempner, Davina Bentley, Athena Kugblenu and Ed Morrish.Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds. And tickets for her play, Churchill's Urinal, which runs at the King's Head Theatre from the 13th May to the 6th June, are available here.Brendan's show, Buffy ReVamped, is about to tour America!Eshaan has started a new, live podcast called The Early Evening Show, every Sunday evening on YouTube, and his latest stand-up special, Fool Moon, is also available on YouTube.Sooz has a new podcast with her boyfriend Michael Balazo called Long Distance, Bit Weird, which you can hear in your preferred podcast app or on their Patreon.Davina does very funny sketches on Instagram.Athena has a kids book out called History's Most Epic Fails, which you can buy here.Ed has just launched Smelt, a store where you can buy scripted audio comedy that doesn't exist yet, from people like Andy Hamilton, Ian Martin, Larry & Paul and Deborah Frances-White. To get involved, go to leadmojo.co.uk/smeltShow photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    38 mins
  • Blessed Be The Gigachads

    Blessed Be The Gigachads
    Mar 6 2026
    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to American General Dick Terrific, live from his bunker somewhere in the Middle East; we also hear from Reform's defeated candidate in Gorton & Denton, Matthew Goodwin, about how he's is NOT a sore loser and how he DIDN'T cry; and Eshaan Akbar has a seriously unserious Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about police discrimination.Thank you to Jodie Sampson and Mike Smith, both of whom signed up to our Patreon this week. They're making it possible for us to pay our guests, because lord knows the ad revenue doesn't cover that. This week they - and all our Patreons - will be getting a bonus interview with TikTok sensation PotatoGirl, who has generated billions of likes and millions of pounds by filming potatoes falling on her. Our Patreons also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well as the Patreon-exclusive monthly Time For Questions podcast - so get over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for one or two pounds a week to support the show if you can.Please follow our new, bespoke social media accounts!Instagram: @noncensoredpodcastTikTok: @noncensoredpodDon't take this survey if you're not a cool kid: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Marcus Brigstocke, Athena Kugblenu and Ed Morrish.Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds.Brendan's show, Buffy ReVamped, is about to tour America!Eshaan has started a new, live podcast called The Early Evening Show, every Sunday evening on YouTube.Will has a show on Fubar Radio called Privacy Settings and you can listen to it here.Marcus is on tour with his excellent stand-up show Virtuvian Mango, and tickets for the last few dates (in places like Richmond, Reading and Frome), can be found here.Athena has a kids book out called History's Most Epic Fails, which you can buy here.Ed has just launched Smelt, a store where you can buy scripted audio comedy that doesn't exist yet, from people like Andy Hamilton, Ian Martin, Larry & Paul and Deborah Frances-White. To get involved, go to leadmojo.co.uk/smeltShow photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    38 mins
  • Don't Finger The Grubby Boy

    Don't Finger The Grubby Boy
    Feb 27 2026
    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Reform UK's Suella Braverman, about Reform's exciting new slate of policies; we also hear from Oxbridge University, Leicester's Professor Emeritus Of Constitutional Monarchy & Media Studies Brenjamin St. Francis, about how hard it is to remove someone from the line of succession; and Eshaan Akbar has an award-winning edition of ApologyWatch.Thank you to Richard, Michael Vickers, Peter Gorman and Sue Avery, all of whom signed up to our Patreon this week. They're making it possible for us to pay our guests, because lord knows the ad revenue doesn't cover that. This week they - and all our Patreons - will be getting a bonus interview with podcaster Celebrity Baby Publicist Prunella d'Arcy, about how to monetise your children. Our Patreons also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well as the Patreon-exclusive monthly Time For Questions podcast, which is out this week - so get over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for one or two pounds a week to support the show if you can.Please follow our new, bespoke social media accounts!Instagram: @noncensoredpodcastTikTok: @noncensoredpodDon't take this survey if you're not a cool kid: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Athena Kugblenu, Oliver Izod, Sooz Kempner, Susan Harrison and Ed Morrish.Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds.Brendan's show, Buffy ReVamped, is about to tour America!Eshaan has started a new, live podcast called The Early Evening Show, every Sunday evening on YouTube.Athena has a kids book out called History's Most Epic Fails, which you can buy here.Oliver is playing with his genre-defying string quartet, Bowjangles, who mix physical comedy, improbable dancing, soaring vocals and, of course, virtuosic string playing, at the Crazy Coqs in London on the 19th March. Tickets are available here.Susan is taking part in the Pleasance's 50-hour Improvathon from the 27th Feb-1st March, and is performing her solo show, Should I Still Be Doing This?, at the Soho Theatre on the 24th and 25th April.Ed has just launched Smelt, a store where you can buy scripted audio comedy that doesn't exist yet, from people like Andy Hamilton, Ian Martin, Larry & Paul and Deborah Frances-White. To get involved, go to leadmojo.co.uk/smeltShow photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    49 mins
  • Time For Questions?: January 2026

    Time For Questions?: January 2026
    Feb 20 2026

    There's no regular show this week, so instead here's last month's Time For Questions?, the monthly bonus podcast that usually sits exclusively on patreon.com/NonCensored. You'll hear Harriet, Producer Martin and Ehsaan Akbar answer questions like:


    • Who would YOU ban from standing for election?
    • If America is taking Greenland, which country should Britain just take?
    • What should we call the British version of ICE, once Reform get around to starting it?


    And: it's time for performance reviews! How would the team rate each others' performances this year?


    This podcast was filmed at Streamline Studios, Deptford, and was made possible thanks to the support of our Patreons, who also make it possible for us to pay the guests on the regular shows. There will be a new Time For Questions? recording before the end of February, so if you want to ask a question, head over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for just four or eight pounds a month. You'll also get every episode early and without adverts and every interview in video, as well as bonus podcasts like this.


    Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds, and her play, Churchill's Urinal, is playing at the King's Head Theatre from the 13th May to the 6th June.


    Brendan's Buffy The Vampire Slayer-themed live show, Buffy ReVamped, is about to start an American tour.


    Eshaan has started a new, live podcast called The Early Evening Show, every Sunday evening on YouTube.


    Ed has just launched Smelt, a store where you can buy scripted audio comedy that doesn't exist yet, from people like Andy Hamilton, Ian Martin, Larry & Paul and Deborah Frances-White. To get involved, go to leadmojo.co.uk/smelt


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    21 mins
  • This Debate Is Bangor Out Of Order

    This Debate Is Bangor Out Of Order
    Feb 13 2026
    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to former Number 10 Chief of Staff Morgan McSweeney about why he quit Downing Street; we also hear from Health Secretary Wes Streeting about what how he isn't friends with Peter Mandelson; and Eshaan Akbar has a very debatable Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week.Thank you to Lukas Bell-Dereske for signing up to our Patreon this week. He's making it possible for us to pay our guests, because lord knows the ad revenue doesn't cover that. This week he - and all our Patreons - will be getting a bonus interview with podcaster Liz Truss, who also used to be Prime Minister. They will also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well as the Patreon-exclusive monthly Time For Questions podcast - so get over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for one or two pounds a week to support the show if you can.Please follow our new, bespoke social media accounts!Instagram: @noncensoredpodcastTikTok: @noncensoredpodAnd, man, wouldn't it be so random if you filled in this survey ha ha: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Seán Burke, James Barr, Susan Harrison and Ed Morrish.Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds.Brendan's show, Buffy ReVamped, will be touring America soon!Eshaan has started a new, live podcast called The Early Evening Show, every Sunday evening on YouTube.Seán has a podcast called How To Steal A Penguin, and is also on tour in March and April - tickets available from his Linktree.James has just launched a podcast called What If People Find Out?, and is on tour in Australia and London in March and April - go to his website for ticket details.Susan is taking part in the Pleasance's 50-hour Improvathon from the 27th Feb-1st March, and is performing her solo show, Should I Still Be Doing This?, at the Soho Theatre on the 24th and 25th April.Ed has just launched Smelt, a store where you can buy scripted audio comedy that doesn't exist yet, from people like Andy Hamilton, Ian Martin, Larry & Paul and Deborah Frances-White. To get involved, go to leadmojo.co.uk/smeltShow photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    36 mins
  • Unlike Certain Other Podcasts, We Are Not In The Epstein Files

    Unlike Certain Other Podcasts, We Are Not In The Epstein Files
    Feb 6 2026
    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Dead Paeodophile Correspondent Eshaan Akbar for a look at who isn't in the Epstein files; we also hear from Lord Bertie Cuthbert on why having a law that kicks you out of the House of Lords if you're mates with a convicted sex trafficker is "going too far"; and the policeman in charge of investigating the former Andrew Former Mountbatten Former Windsor, PC Bob Hancock, is having a really tough time, guys.Our Patreons will also get an interview with the host of the smash hit podcast Diary Of A She-E-O, Stephanie Bartlett, which will never appear on the main feed. They will also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well as the Patreon-exclusive Time For Questions podcast - so get over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for one or two pounds a week to support the show if you can. They are also making it possible for us to pay our guests because lord knows the ad revenue doesn't cover that.Man, wouldn't it be so random if you filled in this survey ha ha: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Paul Dunphy, Susan Harrison, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.Rosie's sitcom, Crossing The Floor, is available now on BBC Sounds.Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.Eshaan has an hour-long special, The Pretender, available to watch on YouTube.Paul does sketches with Larry, as "Larry & Paul", mainly on YouTube these days.Susan is taking part in the Pleasance's 50-hour Improvathon from the 27th Feb-1st March, and is performing her solo show, Should I Still Be Doing This?, at the Soho Theatre on the 24th and 25th April.Will has a show on Fubar Radio called Privacy Settings and you can listen to it here.Ed has just launched Smelt, a store where you can buy scripted audio comedy that doesn't exist yet, from people like Andy Hamilton, Ian Martin, Larry & Paul and Deborah Frances-White. To get involved, go to leadmojo.co.uk/smeltShow photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    34 mins
  • Like A Bull In A China Embassy

    Like A Bull In A China Embassy
    Jan 30 2026
    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Chinese government spokeswoman Blank Peng about how Sir Keir Starmer's trip is going; Skeletor explains why he's defected to Reform; and Deputy Diversity Correspondent Athena Kugblenu dives in with a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about Hampstead Ponds.Our Patreons will also get an interview with the woman behind TikTok's algorithm, Poppy Ticktock, which will never appear on the main feed. They will also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well as this month's Patreon-exclusive Time For Questions podcast - so get over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for one or two pounds a week to support the show if you can. They are also making it possible for us to pay our guests because lord knows the ad revenue doesn't cover that.Why the hell haven't you filled in this survey? Do you hate us?: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Blank Peng, Ralph Jones, Susan Harrison, Athena Kugblenu and Ed Morrish.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.Eshaan has an hour-long special, The Pretender, available to watch on YouTube.Blank posts clips and tour dates on her Instagram page.Ralph is launching a new character comedy night on the 30th January, and Rosie is on the first bill. Tickets and future dates are available at this link.Sue is taking part in the Pleasance's 50-hour Improvathon from the 27th Feb-1st March, and is performing her solo show, Should I Still Be Doing This?, at the Soho Theatre on the 24th and 25th April.Athena's kids book, Britain's Most Epic Fails, is available at this link.Ed has just launched Smelt, a store where you can buy scripted audio comedy that doesn't exist yet, from people like Andy Hamilton, Ian Martin, Larry & Paul and Deborah Frances-White. To get involved, go to leadmojo.co.uk/smeltShow photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    39 mins