Cat & Fox are in Pittsburgh chatting about playing on the railroad tracks, having a punkle Steve, gettin peed on cuz jellyfish, turning from a Korn head into a punker, knowing how to find punks, being anti-car but hitchhiking incessantly, riding trains all over the place, doing porn, having scary pot farm experiences, meeting multiple wizards, herb school, surviving being the "token queer", being a gargoyle, planning a retirement community for punks and weirdos, and learning the true meaning of the word hobo.

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Outro Burning Kitchen

PARDON THE 5 MINUTES OF DEAD AIR, I HAVE MULCH BRAIN. WILL BE FIXED ON ALL PLATFORMS WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HRS. Cat & Douger are in Pittsburgh talking about liberating materials to build a treehouse, being dragged out of high school by the cops, being a right handed middle child, falling in love with the drums, working at the hipster belt factory, playing bad rock n roll, quitting the nacho restaurant, telemarketing for JC Penney insurance, trying to unionize the mug factory, making kitten formula thanksgiving cake, becoming a dad at nineteen, stickergate, taking 911 pretty seriously, standing up to racist co-workers, and becoming the coolest ACAB firefighter you'd ever want to pull you out of a burning apartment building!!

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Outro By the Deed

If you autodownloaded this morning redownload!! File was corrupted but since has been fixed. Cat & Nikki are in Pittsburgh chatting about finding yourself in dark tunnels, having a not so merry time in Maryland, finding pornos in the woods, having a hippie sibling (CLASSIC!), being goth, becoming a hair color wizard, moving to Spain, cutting hair drunk, puking in a cup holder, struggling with mental illness and substance use, dispatching taxis, and finding your own voice, gender and self along the way

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Outro Church of Absurdity

Cat & Morgan sit in Morgan's house in Minneapolis with Bizzy the dog and talk about being pizza punk for life, getting knocked out in the cafeteria, getting hit on your bike, being the dirty gay punk sibling who has a basement entrance, being the female incarnation of four-loko, finishing college in Brazil, being in a bunch of bands with funny gross names, having your hardcore exterior hugged out by living in the south, working art fests, living in the desert, buying a house to eventually buy another house in the north, inventing microdosing in a hellscape warehouse, switching sides from Applebees to Chilis, and learning how to feel free and stable at the same time.

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Outro Granola Daddies

Cat and Theresia are in Minneapolis chatting about growing up with a sex worker drug slingin' mom and an incarcerated dad, growing up in bars, brothels and drug deals, discovering punk through Hole, getting your friends accidentally kidnapped in a deal gone wrong, sleeping with 1,000 55 year old men, growing up with Jodie and Charlie as yr role models who don't teach you taxes, moving to Tuscan, being a bad drummer, loving the feeling of when $10 doesn't mean shit, stealing everything, trying your hand at carpentry, bike mechanics, and finally finding early childhood development ! OH! and learning how to work as little as possible for the most money possible.

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Outro Libido Boys

Cat & Billie chat in Minneapolis about doing drugs at 12, becoming a beatnik, becoming an Occupy Wallstreet Floridian, going to herb school, realizing that you hate prisons, being the only punk at law school, moving to NYC, becoming a public defender, becoming comfortable with not knowing everything, dodging hostile clients, and going to sleep knowing that despite everything, the work you did freed someone from jail.

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Outro Pink Lincolns

Cat & Emil are in Pittsburgh chatting about having the house that looks like it's always having a garage sale, growing up with two freaky parents and siblings in the part of Michigan that's not the hand, getting dengue fever in India, evading sex pest members of the Strokes in Italy, not joining a metal band in Italy, being the token "barefoot cello girl" in the early 2000s, being a therapist because you think you'll have time to go on tour, dabbling in being a circus guy, becoming a bike mechanic, figuring out you're gay, trying out closets in open houses, and realizing your full potential as a mega smarty pants academic trans activist in medicine world. whew!

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Outro Hi Viz

Cat and Jimmy are in KCMO in the stuffed animal room at Farewell talking about being a left handed middle child, one of three punk brothers, being a runaway, getting wild at the Savannah Saint Patrick's Day, prolific heists, gouging your butt on a train, becoming a kinda young dad, being the 411 guy, getting in fights as a lab rat, and becoming a master of quizzes, games and puzzles.

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Outro Gorf Zhguchiv Kholod