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Rambling Retro Nonsense

Rambling Retro Nonsense

By: Boyd Barkes & Hayes
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A weekly podcast where Tommy Boyd, Duncan Barkes and Hayley Hayes unpack (sometimes) hilarious, ridiculous, and surprising memories—one story at a time. Filled with laughs, nostalgia, and great conversation, Rambling Retro Rambles offers a light-hearted trip down memory lane - or cycle lane - for anyone who loves to revisit the past with humour and heart.2025 World
Episodes
  • Cod, Chips & Champagne
    May 25 2026

    This week, things get deliciously nostalgic as the gang dives headfirst into the sacred institution that is the British chippy.

    From the surprisingly ancient origins of fish and chips (spoiler: not Blackpool) to fiercely defended opinions on what does and does not qualify as a "proper" chip shop—this one gets serious. Briefly.

    Expect passionate debates about menus that are too long, the tragedy of disappearing pickled eggs, and why fish and chips should never—ever—be ordered on a delivery app.

    There's also talk of chip butty technique (yes, it's an art), choosing your "final chip," and the simple joy of burning your fingers while walking home on a cold night.

    Along the way, we somehow detour into Elvis, novelty records, champagne-fuelled seaside romance, and a billionaire who committed the unforgivable sin of rejecting a perfectly good cod and chips.

    It's warm, salty, slightly chaotic—and guaranteed to leave you craving a chippy tea.

    As always: vinegar optional, strong opinions mandatory.

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    30 mins
  • Where Have All the Streakers Gone?
    May 17 2026

    This week, the gang tackles the hard-hitting questions no one else dares to ask… like: what happened to streakers? Remember when every major sporting event came with an unexpected nude cameo and a front-page follow-up? Yeah—us too.

    From the glory days of pitch invasions to the theory that today's exhibitionists have simply migrated to TikTok (and monetised it), things spiral—quickly. Expect detours into novelty songs, suspiciously dark lyrics, and why half the music you loved growing up might secretly be about drugs, death, or both.

    There's also a deep dive into questionable 60s songwriting, traumatic tales of chicken-in-a-basket, and a surprising amount of time spent discussing Luton. (Don't ask. Actually, do.)

    It's nostalgic, mildly chaotic, occasionally educational—and proof that give us five minutes, and we'll somehow end up back at nudity.

    As always, bring your theories… and maybe keep your clothes on.

    Get in Touch with Us!

    WhatsApp: 07405 341500 - leave us a voice note, go on you know you want too!
    Email: ramblingretrononsense@gmail.com

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    32 mins
  • Poo Bags & Paranormal Robins
    May 11 2026

    What do dog poo, haunted robins, and stolen hubcaps have in common? Absolutely nothing… and yet somehow, everything.

    This week, the gang take a nostalgic wander from the glory days of pixelated ping pong to the confusing modern world of YouTube "subscriptions" (don't worry—no actual money required). Along the way, things get delightfully weird.

    Expect:
    A suspiciously detailed deep dive into the art (and horror) of picking up dog poo
    Childhood memories of being mobbed by pigeons in Trafalgar Square
    The great debate: are robins just festive… or ghostly messengers from beyond?
    Scouts, sponges, and the lost ritual of Saturday morning car washing
    And a surprisingly entrepreneurial approach to… borrowing and reselling hubcaps
    Plus, there's talk of magpie salutes, rogue fake military officers, and why flies might—or might not—be your reincarnated relatives.

    Get in Touch with Us!

    WhatsApp: 07405341500 - leave us a voice note, go on you know you want too!

    Email: ramblingretrononsense@gmail.com

    Twitter (X): Retro Rambles Podcast
    Instagram: Rambling Retro Nonsense
    Facebook: Rambling Retro Nonsense
    Youtube: youtube.com/@RamblingRetroNonsense

    Don't forget to like, follow, subscribe, and leave a five-star review. It helps keep the retro nonsense rambling along.

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    29 mins
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