I don't think "Holy Crap" sums this episode up properly. We start talking about Ring Doorbells, get an update from Shelly in Sheboygan, deal with Todd from Akron's idiotic email, and end up creating our own religion. It's not a cult....We swear... NOT... A... CULT!!!!

Thank you AI for another mess of an episode that gets us in trouble with Ryan's Mom, Akron Ohio, women everywhere, Whole Foods, the gay community, Christians, Heinz, Oscar Meyer, alcoholics with ring doorbells, and the candle industry.

We're Sorry.

Have you ever let AI do something for you and then regretted it later? Welcome to Episode 2 of Season 4, where we let AI write a script for us and... well.... in AI's words... It's like the morning after you raw dogged a yogurt parfait.

In this episode we learn about Asshole ASMR, Shelly from Sheboygan's downstairs issues, that Satan has hemorrhoids, and that ghosts might just be boners underneath sheets. That's right... We're wrecking Satan AND Halloween in the same episode! Go us!!!

We're sorry.

The rumors are true... Just like a Justin Beiber sings Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits at the Iowa State Fair, we're here to annoy you with our unique and unwanted brand of humor.

In the first episode of 2026 we talk about how Dan doesn't listen to podcasts, Skyline Chili, and of course.... Bougie Beaver Buttcheeks....

Just consider this entire season one big apology tour.