"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."

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Patrons

Jan 22 - Jan 31

Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Teddy - David Ault

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins

Interviewer - Marquiz Moore

Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger

Mama Urt - Josh Rubino

Little Timmy - Tal Minear

Crowd of Children - Melissa Lusk, Tal Minear, and B. Narr

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

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"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"

Jan 15 - Jan 21

Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, ReliableSage328, Octavio, Matthew Oshamoko, and TCW!

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Teddy - David Ault

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

David - Chris Harris-Beechy

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton

D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein

Chauffer - Rissa Montanez

Dr. Elena - Hannah Schooner

Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe

Interviewer - Marquiz Moore

D-12601 - Daisy McNamara

D-12603 - Hannah Schooner

D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah

D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

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www.SCParchives.com

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"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."

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Jan 8 - Jan 14

Isaac Buitron, Munnka Man, Donald Crosthwaite, Hyperion Orange, "...", Your_Local_Birate, and Jordan Barnett

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

Fren - Erika Sanderson

Rodney - TJ Berry

Janice - Kayla Temshiv

Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton

D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein

Elevator - Tal Minear

Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger

Office Worker 1 - Shelby Novak

Office Worker 2 - Mike Fielding

Office Worker 3 - Chris Harris-Beechy

Scientist 1 - Pacific S. Obadiah

Scientist 2 - B. Narr

Security Guard - Damon Alums

Research Assistant - Daisy McNamara

Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger

Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

Showruning - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Presented by Bloody FM

www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

www.SCParchives.com

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Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
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