**Things That Never Happened: Bedtime Stories for Adults Who Need Therapy**

Is a delightfully ridiculous podcast filled with exaggerated tales, questionable life choices, accidental wisdom, and characters who absolutely should not be left unsupervised. Narrated by Nova, these lighthearted stories are meant to entertain, not be taken too seriously, because frankly, neither does she. Expect bloopers, mistakes, random tangents, and all the beautifully imperfect moments that make storytelling feel human. So pour yourself a drink, grab a snack, dim the lights, close your eyes, and let the stories carry you somewhere strange, silly, and surprisingly familiar. After all, none of this ever happened... probably.

**Things That Never Happened: Bedtime Stories for Adults Who Need Therapy** is a delightfully ridiculous podcast filled with exaggerated tales, questionable life choices, accidental wisdom, and characters who absolutely should not be left unsupervised. Narrated by Nova, these lighthearted stories are meant to entertain, not be taken too seriously, because frankly, neither does she. Expect bloopers, mistakes, random tangents, and all the beautifully imperfect moments that make storytelling feel human. So pour yourself a drink, grab a snack, dim the lights, close your eyes, and let the stories carry you somewhere strange, silly, and surprisingly familiar. After all, none of this ever happened... probably. 😉✨🎙️📖

How triplets became the Mayors of the Moon... -Narrated by Nova