We are back inside the home studio with Jason Allen King and Jordan Centry (and completely missing Jonathan Williams, who is currently surviving a budget-conscious, post-parade trip to New York City). We’re keeping it entirely authentic to the green room vibe—refusing to be purely reactionary, but absolutely ready to pull back the curtain on our favorite icons making major corporate compromises. Episode Timestamps: • [00:00:11] – The Key Code Robbery: Jordan is recording live from Jason's house and realizing they could have looted the place 15 times over by now. • [00:01:25] – The Target Boycott & Jay-Z's 30th Anniversary: Why Jay-Z's exclusive Reasonable Doubt vinyl drop at Target is causing a major uproar. • [00:04:09] – "I'm Not a Business man, I'm a Business, Man": Re-evaluating Hova’s capitalistic history, from gentrifying Brooklyn with the Nets to undermining Colin Kaepernick with the NFL deal. • [00:06:02] – The Target Double-Standard: Why Kendrick Lamar and J. Cole escaped the backlash for their exclusive vinyl drops while Jay-Z catches heat. • [00:07:45] – The Underground Grocery Railroad: Breaking the Target boycott via DoorDash and looking for specialized Fruity Pebbles Liquid Death. • [00:11:06] – Billionaire Nobility vs. Solidarity: Channeling Jonathan's philosophy on why billionaire charity shouldn't outweigh systemic tax obligations. • [00:13:01] – The Maui Fires & The Truth About Oprah: Explaining why Oprah's PR masks a track record that includes modern fat-shaming. • [00:14:51] – Hardcore Stan Culture: Why the classic The Blueprint album dropping on 9/11 proves Jay-Z fans will buy his music through a literal crisis. • [00:15:49] – America 250 & The White House UFC Fight: Dismantling the complete lack of decorum on the White House lawn, comparing a tan suit controversy to dirtbikes and octagon fights. • [00:18:34] – Nate Bargatze & Shane Gillis Catching Heat: What happens when self-proclaimed "non-political" comedians make strategic choices to fly specific flags. • [00:24:26] – Jonathan’s New York Escape Plan: Tracking down why Jonathan went to NYC right after the Puerto Rican Day parade (budget metrics) and anticipating his inevitable road rage/mugshot. • [00:28:05] – The Knicks Did It! Reliving the epic 29-point comebacks, Jalen Brunson taking a massive pay cut for team legacy, and Victor Wembanyama turning into the "Duke villain" of the NBA. • [00:43:46] – North Carolina vs. New York Sports Over/Under: Will the Knicks, Giants, and Rangers outpace the Hurricanes, Hornets, and Panthers? • [00:45:33] – The Invisible Championship: How the Carolina Hurricanes won a title and nobody in the office noticed because of the massive New York media bias. • [00:49:01] – The North American World Cup Fiasco: $1,000 ticket prices vs. European shock at the scale of American college football stadiums. • [00:57:25] – 60-Second Spin: Jordan's PR team spins his fictional appearance at the White House UFC fight as a masterclass in diversity representation. • [01:01:02] – Shoutout to the DIY Clubs: Showing love to the Jacksonville Playhouse and the Black Power Rangers collective for letting indie comics get headlining reps. IG: @jordancentry @jasonallenking @mrwilliamscomedy Mash that subscribe button, drop a comment about whether Jay-Z crossed the line, and help us secure Jonathan's fictional bail money! FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE Subscribe for full episodes + clips, and follow us on IG for show updates.
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