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  • Chapter 261. I merely popped out for a sandwich
    Jun 1 2026

    The first question that most people ask when I reveal I have recorded nearly 500 episodes of this podcast is "surely you must have run out of things to talk about by now?" Well this week's TCD (...sorry Lucy) is a perfect example of how we have got to 261 chapters and a similar number of bonus episodes.

    Firstly we can get half a podcast out of literally anything, the example for today is me making a decision to nip out for some lunch.

    Secondly because we can't actually deliver what we plan for any episode whatsoever within the allowed time slot, we are invariably finishing off the thing that we didn't finish last time. So again, using today as the example, we have a crack at the few questions that we didn't get to in the last Purple Q&A episode, because last time out we were too busy banging on about something else - not that I can remember what that was.

    Anyway thanks to Kenton, Mike and Wendy for putting forward your questions.

    Love'n'crabs

    h

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Chapter 260. I scream pre-order
    May 14 2026

    Now you might be wondering why this chapter of TCD (...sorry Lucy) has turned up a little bit early, because let's be honest we don't have a reputation for being this on the ball.

    It kind of revolves around my birthday (today), the fact it is a significant one (three score and ten) and the upcoming special edition releases of Ice Cream Genius.

    And that is all I am going to say at this point in proceedings, to find out the rest you are just going to have to listen to the episode.

    Right, I am off to kick-start with a special-day-sized Muff Liquor Gin...

    Love'n'lashes

    h

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    54 mins
  • Chapter 259. Egg-Fifteen
    May 4 2026

    In a change to the normal way of working it is Ant here, providing you with the episode notes for the latest chapter of TCD (...sorry Lucy).

    What that does mean is I can take this opportunity to put the podcast title into some form of context, and offer up a grovelling apology to my co-host.

    Through the course of the pod you are going to get an explanation as to the specifics, but the fact is I was more than a little dubious of the explanation I was provided with, at the point that it was uttered. Now, in my defence Mr h. does have previous in terms of the accuracy of some of his assertions, indeed it's a theme that we pick up on in this very chat. But in the case of the Eggy explanation he was absolutely bang-on, and credit where credit is due, I am happy to attest to the error of my ways.

    Anyway, that's it from me, I hope you enjoy the next fifty minutes or so.

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    52 mins
  • Chapter 258. The well oiled machine
    Apr 20 2026

    You don't have to have been following TCD (...sorry Lucy) that intently to know that the beat combo is in the middle of writing and recording a new album.

    Now I have been around this world for a very long time, and I am here to tell you that I don't think it really matters who the artist or band is, there isn't a particular definition of normal for this process. That said, the Marillion way is probably still a good distance from anything you could class a norm.

    So what we have tried to do this week, is give you a bit of a flavour of what is currently going on in Marillion Towers as the machinery starts to creak into life. And to do that we needed some extra intelligence, and as a happy coincidence that is what we got.

    Love'n'dodgy salmon

    h

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    56 mins
  • Chapter 257. CPD for the Prog Community
    Apr 6 2026

    It’s all about personal growth this week as Ant and yours truly open ourselves up to the process of re-evaluation.

    It all started a few weeks ago when we happened to mention, quite casually as it transpired, that neither of us were moved by the music of Rush.

    As it turned out a goodly number of the purple community were a little vexed by this admission. So we decided that maybe we should take some time to revisit Rush, and asked for some listening recommendations which the said Purps duly provided.

    And this episode is our response to that process….would we be won over to the musical charms of the Alex, Geddy & Neil?

    Love’n’anticipation

    h

    P.S the albums that Ant and I put forward for evaluation are as follows;

    Jason Isbell - Southeastern

    Massive Attack - Mezzanine

    Trueloves Gutter - Richard Hawley

    Hats - The Blue Nile

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    56 mins
  • Chapter 256. Adrian and the Magic Hour
    Mar 23 2026

    So…outside through the open sliding door is the calm azure Caribbean and above, a wide open blue sky, as the tap tap on my cabin door - exactly on time - summons me to welcome in a genius, a legend and someone fast-becoming a “goofball-brother”. It takes one to know one (a goofball I mean…).

    Now I could bang on for hours about what he has achieved, his extraordinary playing, or the records he sprinkled his peculiar gold dust all over. But you either know already, or you’re about to get a glimpse (you can always Google his discography, I did and it blew my mind).

    So I invite you to just kick back and enjoy this magic hour. And with that, all that is left is to say is…ladies and gentlemen I give you Adrian Belew!

    Love’n’cruising

    h

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    57 mins
  • Chapter 255. The Great Milk Stand-Off
    Mar 9 2026

    Before we start I need to draw your attention to something. If you have been listening for a while you know that TCD has never shied away from the odd expletive or two. However today's chapter is a little more littered than usual, and I wanted to give you ample warning, and beg forgiveness from Christine.

    There are a couple of reasons for this, but the most obvious is that drink had been (and was continuing to be) taken, both by me and also by our guest. But before you judge you need to know it had been well-earned, following the near-perfect execution of a daring and audacious mission to smuggle contraband from the mainland.

    Where we were less successful, was in getting an enormous amount of solid intel from our guest. Now, if you have ever spent any time with Frenchie (AKA Rich from Marillion) then maybe you will understand why. But as with everything to do with Frenchie it doesn't matter, because he is not only the lifesaver of all lifesavers, and a man to whom I owe a great deal, he is above all a joy to be around.

    Love'n'hendricks

    h

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    55 mins
  • Chapter 254. Banging on about Fablon
    Feb 23 2026

    Now, even by our standards this is a little confusing.

    Last week we sat down to record a patron-only Q&A, and we weren't 100% successful. We did manage to record, and we did end-up with a piece of purple content, but we didn't get around to actually answering any of your questions.

    This week we should have been recording a non-patron episode, and one that did include a guest contributor. We did manage to record, but at some point along the way we managed to misplace the guest, so we had to come up with a different plan.

    Which means (deep breath) we sat down and recorded a patron-only style Q&A episode but one that is also available to non-patrons, we actually answered some of your questions but we weren't able to ask any of our own questions, because the guest who was invited somehow became uninvited.

    Oh, and Ant forgot to include the intro...

    Other than that it all went swimmingly x

    She Used To Be Mine - Sara Bareilles and Rufus Wainwright

    Bob Mortimer & Fuji 9

    Fablon

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