• I take back what I said | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 15
    May 15 2026

    It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show we find out if Lu and Jarch are attractive. Plus, a company is going viral for the terrible reward they offer high performing employees, so we want to hear about your worst work perks.

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    39 mins
  • A 10 second quickie | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 14
    May 14 2026

    Today on the show Jarch puts Lu to the test to see if she knows how long certain birds can stay in the air for without touching the ground, and the results will surprise you. Plus 63% of people sweat more when they’re put on the spot compared to when they eat spicy food…so we made Lu and Jarch sweat with some hot sauce roulette.

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    40 mins
  • D**khead answer your phone | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 13
    May 13 2026

    It’s a terrible day for Jarch, because today he found out that the unannounced “pop in” is now considered rude. And do you get offended when you sneeze and no one says “bless you”? Lu goes around sneezing to see if the “bless you” is dead.

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    35 mins
  • Wet, nervous, excited | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 11
    May 11 2026

    Lu has a stomach bug so she went home early to get some sleep. Instead of letting her rest, we decided to send some producers round to her house to ding dong ditch her in secret. Sorry Lu! Plus Jarch has started beef with Nedd Brockmann over the weekend, and a scientist settles the debate of baths vs showers.

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    41 mins
  • The team made Lu a cranky little senorita | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 12
    May 12 2026

    Today on the show Lu found out it was us ding dong ditching her yesterday while she was sick…and she was NOT happy. And on a happier note, we plan a very special surprise for Jarch’s baby which is due in less than a month.

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    41 mins
  • A hot mum and a sunroof | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 8
    May 8 2026

    It’s Freeball Friday, but more importantly it’s David Attenboroughs 100thbirthday!!! To celebrate, Jarch secretly filmed Lu all week then narrated it as David. Plus, we put the men of Australia to the test to see if they can tell the difference between a woman being friendly… and a woman being flirty.

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    43 mins
  • Are you alive? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 7
    May 7 2026

    It’s Thrust Thursday, and very fittingly we’ve got some advice for people doing the deed over 70. Someone in our office has become a bit of a “male Karen”, so we ask for your suggestions on which male name is the Karen equivalent. Plus, a list of surprising things that are illegal in Australia.

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    39 mins
  • Get some milk for the princess | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 5
    May 5 2026

    Would you miss a mates bucks party for Magic Round? Judge Jarchy makes a ruling on that case today. Lu tells us about her bunion named Grant, and we take calls on the signs you knew someone was rich when you were a kid.

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    39 mins