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The Patron Saints of Sick Sons of Bitches

The Patron Saints of Sick Sons of Bitches

By: Orchid and Colette
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A semi-regular podcast from Colette Arrand of Big Egg (bigeggwrestling.com) and Orchid Cugini of Violent People (violentpeople.co) where on each episode, Colette and Orchid will draw a random wrestler and build a Greatest Wrestler Ever case for them.

2026 Orchid and Colette
Combat Sports & Self-Defense Wrestling
Episodes
  • John Cena (Part 2)
    Jun 30 2026

    On this week’s episode, Orchid and Colette dig into the second half of John Cena’s career, finding the face of the WWE in hostile territory against the likes of CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Brock Lesnar, and more! What’s the most divisive period of Cena’s career? What’s the point of his retirement run? What is Colette’s last name? Is John Cena the greatest wrestler of all time? The answers to those questions are right here on The Patron Saints of Sick Sons of Bitches.

    Matches discussed:

    • vs. CM Punk (Money In The Bank, 7/17/2011)
    • vs. Rey Mysterio (Raw, 7/25/2011)
    • vs. Brock Lesnar (Extreme Rules 2012, Summerslam 2014)
    • vs. Daniel Bryan (Summerslam, 8/18/2013)
    • vs. AJ Styles (Smackdown, 2/27/2018)
    • vs. Cody Rhodes (Summerslam, 8/3/2025)
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    2 hrs and 5 mins
  • John Cena (Part 1)
    Jun 23 2026

    In this episode, Orchid and Colette take on a question that has long vexed wrestling fans: Is John Cena the greatest wrestler of all time? Colette is pretty sure the answer is yes, but Orchid could use some convincing. A career as long and storied as Cena's deserves maximum attention, so this is the first of TWO parts, covering 2002 to 2010.

    Watch the Patron Saints John Cena Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ5Gm5XkivE&list=PLEMbcjjiWoL4IIkGJXAEPtHIRur4q0yAn

    Matches Discussed:

    • John Cena vs. Kurt Angle (6/27/02)
    • John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam (6/1/06)
    • John Cena vs. Umaga (1/28/07)
    • John Cena vs. The Great Khali (6/3/07)
    • John Cena vs. Batista (4/25/10)
    • AND MORE!
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    2 hrs and 1 min
  • Goldberg (Part 2)
    Jun 9 2026

    Welcome to The Patron Saints of Sick Sons of Bitches! It’s a podcast where Orchid Cugini (Live, Laugh, Ligerbomb) and Colette Arrand (BIG EGG) make convincing (or not-so-convincing) arguments for every wrestler ever’s claim to be the Greatest Wrestler of All Time! In this debut episode, Orchid and Colette explain the premise of the show, their methodologies in determining a wrestler’s greatness, and, most importantly, their very first candidate: Bill Goldberg!

    Debuting in World Championship Wrestling in September of 1997 as a glowering muscleman who smashed the likes of Hugh Morris, The Barbarian, and Road Block before shrugging off “Mean” Gene Okerlund, Goldberg quickly became a phenomenon, winning the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship and the WCW World Heavyweight Championship before the conclusion of his rookie year, riding a once-in-a-lifetime wave of momentum garnered by his undefeated streak.

    In this episode, Orchid and Colette dig into this era of Goldberg. What was WCW like before his arrival? What did the debut of AoL 4.0 have to do with his rise? How much of Goldberg’s perceived greatness is a matter of his being booked to dominate and how much of it was actual ability? These questions and more are on the table in part two of a two part exploration of one of the more unique, controversial careers of the past 30 years.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
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