The RPG Ancients are back! Full of something stinky and brandishing their walkers! The Ancients delve into the pile of fan mail from flounders that has been sitting around and have an unspeakable amount of fun!

The Ancients have one job to do, one job! But they skitter off topic like dogs chasing squirrels! Where will they end up? On someone's lawn, protecting it from those damned kids! Somehow they wend through ancient stone age computers, maps, proportion of fighting to non-fighting in RPGs, Troupe Play, and end up with a unanimous thumbs down on Grimdark! Join the fun!

The Ancient Frank could not be here this week, but wanted the other Ancients to discuss the topic of "Experience" in role-playing games. Now if there is anything Ancients are experienced about, it's Experience, and sounded like more fun than yelling at the kids to get off the lawn again!

The Ancients take advantage of the innocent questions of Mia the Dragon to skitter off in nineteen different directions at once, offending everyone in the process, as is their wont!

Listener James has four questions for the Ancients, and their answers fill the entirety of the show. Moral: Do not question an Ancient, for they will answer with Too Much Information!

The Ancients dig everything out of their chest of Listener Questions and free them to haunt the world. At the very bottom. crushed under the weight of the questions but still barely alive, they find Hope! But Bill was faster and killed it before it could get away!

As they get together to throw rocks and insults at neighborhood kids on their lawn, three of the four Ancients - Rob Conley, Bill Reich, and clash bowley - discuss their ideosyncratic views on various RPG issues and how they deal with them. Also cats!

The Ancients continue addressing listener questions - this time Lifepaths, TPKs, and random little things