Episodes

  • What are Students Getting Away With | AI, Parenting & No Consequences

    What are Students Getting Away With | AI, Parenting & No Consequences
    Apr 1 2026
    Welcome back to **The Teacher’s Lounge** — the podcast where teachers who also happen to be comedians break down what’s *really* happening inside classrooms. This episode hits on something a lot of people don’t want to talk about: 👉 What happens when **students face zero consequences** 👉 How **AI and technology are changing discipline** 👉 Why teachers feel like they’re walking on eggshells 👉 And how **parenting (or lack of it)** is shaping everything inside the classroom We get into real stories — including teachers being harassed, set up online, and dealing with situations that would get adults fired or arrested… but somehow students walk away with no consequences. We also talk about: * Why teaching feels like a **support group instead of a profession** * The hidden reality of **teacher burnout and stress-related health issues** * Why teachers are afraid to speak openly online * The breakdown of **respect for authority in schools** * How **family structure, discipline, and habits at home** directly impact behavior in class * Why some kids are entering adulthood without basic accountability skills This episode also highlights the bigger picture: Education doesn’t start in the classroom — it starts at home. If you’re a **teacher, parent, or just trying to understand where things are headed**, this is a conversation you need to hear. --- **00:00 – Intro & welcome back** **00:03:11 – Teachers Afraid to Speak Publicly** **00:04:17 – Why People Think Teachers Are Just Complaining** **00:06:31 – Why It’s So Hard Just to Become a Teacher** **00:08:16 – Bureaucracy Inside Education** **00:15:20 – The “Seventh Grade Black Hole”** **00:25:02 – Teacher Dies From Stress (Global Issue)** **00:30:06 – What Happens When Kids Face No Accountability** **00:33:09 – The Chain of Authority: Parents → Teachers → Society** **00:36:06 – Students Harassing Teachers Online (AI & Cyberbullying)** **00:47:04 – You Are NOT Alone (Teacher Community Message)** --- #teacherpodcast #teacherlife #educationcrisis #teacherburnout #classroomreality #studentbehavior #parentingmatters #familyandeducation #teacherstruggles --- If you’re a teacher: 👉 What’s the **craziest thing you’ve seen a student get away with?** If you’re a parent: 👉 Do you think schools or families should be responsible for discipline? If this episode hit home: 👍 Like the video 💬 Drop a comment (or DM us if you don’t want it public 👀) 📢 Share with a teacher who needs this 🔔 Subscribe for more real conversations Because this podcast is basically **group therapy for teachers worldwide.** --- Ep. 67
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    50 mins
  • Teaching Is Insane These Days

    Teaching Is Insane These Days
    Mar 24 2026
    We went live this week again with your questions. It's the usual topic of "teachers are stressed", but hear Zo, Chris, and Matt explain "why' they think it's stressful in this Professional Development Meeting.
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    46 mins
  • Why is Classroom Behavior Getting Worse | Parenting & School Discipline

    Why is Classroom Behavior Getting Worse | Parenting & School Discipline
    Mar 16 2026
    Welcome back to **The Teacher’s Lounge** — the podcast where teachers who also happen to be comedians talk about what’s *really* happening inside classrooms. In this episode we cover everything from **middle school germs and substitute teacher chaos** to the deeper issues affecting modern education. Topics in this episode include: * Why **middle school classrooms are basically biological warfare zones** * What teachers really think about **substitute teachers and classroom control** * Why good students sometimes feel **held hostage by disruptive ones** * The impact of **parenting choices and home discipline** We also discuss the emotional side of teaching — the moments when everything flows and you remember why you became a teacher… followed immediately by the chaos returning five minutes later. If you're a **teacher, parent, or anyone curious about the real state of public education**, this episode pulls back the curtain. --- **00:00 – Intro & welcome back** **00:02:41 – Students as “Biological Weapons”** **00:05:22 – Substitute Teacher Survival Strategies** **00:08:14 – When Students Can Physically Assault Teachers** **00:16:28 – Parents Expecting Too Much From Free Public Education** **00:30:25 – Good Students Held Hostage by Disruptive Ones** **00:34:20 – How Parenting Shapes Student Behavior** **00:41:06 – Students Finding Teachers Online** **00:42:07 – The Rare Days When Teaching Feels Amazing** --- #teachersloungepodcast #teacherpodcast #teacherlife #educationpodcast #teacherburnout #publiceducation #parentingmatters #studentbehavior --- If you're a teacher, tell us: 👉 What’s the **wildest classroom moment you’ve experienced this year?** If you're a parent: 👉 What do you think schools and families could do better together? And if you enjoy honest conversations about education: 👍 Like the video 💬 Drop a comment 📢 Share it with a teacher who needs a laugh 🔔 Subscribe so you don’t miss the next episode Because this podcast is basically **group therapy for educators.** ---
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    44 mins
  • Teachers EXPOSE Why Students Can’t Read Anymore | Parenting, Phones & Education Crisis

    Teachers EXPOSE Why Students Can’t Read Anymore | Parenting, Phones & Education Crisis
    Mar 10 2026
    56 mins
  • Schools Want VR Classrooms While Teachers Are Quitting (This Is Insane) | Ep. 63

    Schools Want VR Classrooms While Teachers Are Quitting (This Is Insane) | Ep. 63
    Mar 2 2026
    Welcome back to **The Teacher’s Lounge** — the podcast where three teachers who also do stand-up comedy try to stay sane while the education system slowly turns into a sci-fi horror movie. In this episode, we break down the **real “big changes” school districts are pushing behind the scenes** — from VR learning and AI classrooms to teacher burnout, staffing shortages, and why public schools are losing students faster than kids lose pencils. We talk about: * Why **VR and AR in classrooms** sounds cool… until a kid throws the headset across the room * The billion-dollar **iPad disaster** (yes… it was THAT bad) * Why reading books is still the best “brain upgrade” available * Why schools keep pretending to care about mental health… until they see the budget * Declining birth rates, school choice, charter schools, and shrinking funding * Chronic absenteeism (and how kids can basically graduate off vibes now) * The “ethical use of AI” debate (spoiler: it’s Skynet) Basically… if you’ve ever wondered why teaching feels like surviving a daily psychological experiment, this episode is for you. If you're a teacher, parent, or student trying to survive the modern school system — drop a comment with your story. We’re building a community of people who get it. --- **00:00 – Intro & welcome back** **00:00:31 – “Big Things” Schools Are Working On** **00:05:21 – Screens Lower Test Scores** **00:06:19 – Reading Books Is Still the Best Brain Upgrade** **00:08:01 – EdTech Doesn’t Work Without Accountability** **00:11:36 – Socialization & The VR Problem** **00:18:08 – The 3-Year Trap for Teachers** **00:22:47 – Mental Health Support (But Only If It’s Cheap)** **00:28:31 – Declining Birth Rates & Budget Pressure** **00:34:07 – District Bureaucracy & Where the Money Goes** **00:34:59 – Chronic Absenteeism & Pandemic Excuses** **00:39:20 – “Ethical AI” in Schools?** **00:44:13 – Outro: Trauma Bond With Us** --- #teachersloungepodcast #teacherpodcast #educationpodcast #teacherlife #teacherburnout #publicschoolsystem #educationreform #aiineducation #studentbehavior #middleschool --- If you’ve ever taught, survived school, or watched your kid’s homework magically become “AI-written”… **hit LIKE, subscribe, and drop a comment with your wildest school story.** We might read it on a future episode — because this show is basically **group therapy for educators**. ---
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    45 mins
  • Teachers EXPOSE the Real Reason Classrooms Are Failing | IEPs, Discipline & Parenting Truths | Ep.62

    Teachers EXPOSE the Real Reason Classrooms Are Failing | IEPs, Discipline & Parenting Truths | Ep.62
    Feb 23 2026
    Welcome back to **The Teacher’s Lounge** — where three teachers/stand-up comics break down what’s *really* happening inside today’s classrooms. Happy Presidents Day… but also… why are all holidays on Mondays? 🤔 In this episode, we dive deep into: * The **“10% of students causing 90% of the chaos”** debate * Why teachers are hitting **compassion fatigue** * The truth about **IEPs, inclusion, and support staff shortages** * Why you can’t “just kick kids out” anymore * The uncomfortable reality about **parenting, discipline, and learned behavior** * And why modern classrooms sometimes feel like a 55-minute prison sentence If you’re a teacher, parent, or just someone who’s wondered why education feels different now — this one’s for you. We’re basically a 12-step program for teachers at this point. --- **00:00 – Intro & Welcome Back (Presidents Day Talk)** **02:06 – The Two Classes That Drain Your Soul** **03:12 – Dad Life: Researching Trash Cans Is Exciting Now** **05:17 – The 10% of Students Causing 90% of Problems** **09:01 – Why That 10% Can’t Be Removed Anymore** **12:29 – It All Starts at Home** **15:37 – What Teacher Credential Programs DON’T Teach You** **17:54 – 50% of Big City Students Are 3–4 Grades Behind** **20:11 – “Restorative Justice” vs. Classroom Reality** **21:03 – Inclusion Without Support = Abandonment** **25:14 – The Hard Truth About IEP Minutes & Staffing** **29:41 – Should Drill Instructors Teach School?** **36:52 – Narcissistic Students & Transactional Behavior** **41:20 – Real Solutions (That No One Wants to Say Out Loud)** **44:25 – Teachers Anonymous: The 12-Step Program** --- #teachersloungepodcast #teacherpodcast #educationreality #teacherlife #publicschoolsystem #iep #inclusionmatters #classroommanagement #parentingmatters #compassionfatigue #middleschool #teacherburnout #educationreform #standupcomedians #schoolculture --- If you’re a teacher — drop a comment with your “10% story.” If you’re a parent — tell us what support you wish schools had. If you’ve ever survived middle school — hit the like button. Subscribe if you believe teachers deserve a microphone. Share this with a teacher who needs to laugh before Monday. And remember… we’re all just trying not to spill salt at the end of the year. ---
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    46 mins
  • Teacher Credential Programs Are Gaslighting Us | Teacher’s Lounge Ep. 61

    Teacher Credential Programs Are Gaslighting Us | Teacher’s Lounge Ep. 61
    Feb 16 2026
    Welcome back to **The Teacher’s Lounge** — the only place where teachers microwave tuna in the dark, debate communism vs credential programs, and compare public schools to Gotham City. In Episode 61, the Three Amigos dive into: * Why the teacher lounge is basically abandoned * Credential programs that feel like a two-year indoctrination obstacle course * Remote learning chaos * Why behavior consequences disappeared * And whether Batman could survive a public middle school (Superman absolutely couldn’t) We also shout out: * **Takis** (middle school nicotine) * **Slim Jims** (mechanically separated Tesla chicken parts) * **GreatSchools.org** (the Yelp of school survival) * **Napster + Linkin Park** (middle school emotional support era) If you’ve ever felt like you were being professionally gaslit while trying to teach fractions… this episode is for you. Grab your hard-boiled eggs. Shut the lights off. Let’s complain responsibly. --- 00:00 – Intro & welcome back 00:38 – Does anyone actually use the teacher’s lounge anymore? 03:19 – First graders = herding cats in a gymnasium 04:07 – Takis are the cigarettes of middle school 05:20 – Slim Jims & “mechanically separated chicken parts” 08:33 – “It’s always your fault” – Teacher gaslighting culture 10:18 – How much of credential training actually matters? 15:22 – Online class disaster: 15 enrolled, 5 show up 18:55 – Public vs Private school reality check 22:12 – Catholic school experience & rising to the occasion 30:24 – 33-year veteran teacher comment: consequences disappeared 37:52 – Teaching 50 kids vs stand-up for 30,000 people 40:11 – Why suspensions disappeared & “equal right to education” debate --- #teachersloungepodcast #teacherpodcast #teacherlife #teacherburnout #educationcomedy #classroommanagement #MiddleSchoolChaos #teachertalk #catholicschools --- If this episode made you laugh, rage, nod aggressively, or whisper “yep, that’s my school”: 👉 Like the video so other exhausted teachers find the lounge 👉 Subscribe for weekly therapy disguised as comedy 👉 Drop a comment with your worst credential horror story 👉 Share this with a coworker who secretly agrees but won’t publicly like it Some of y’all can’t publicly like us… but we see the shares. We see you. Silent support counts too. ---
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    43 mins
  • Teachers Are Security Guards Without Handcuffs, School Smells | The Teacher’s Lounge Ep. 60

    Teachers Are Security Guards Without Handcuffs, School Smells | The Teacher’s Lounge Ep. 60
    Feb 11 2026
    Welcome back to **The Teacher’s Lounge**, where the staff is exhausted, the kids are feral, and the district is running standardized testing like it’s the Olympics…except nobody’s winning and everyone’s crying. In **Episode 60**, the Three Amigos are back to unpack: * Why **i-Ready testing** basically turns teachers into test proctors with trauma * How credential programs are the **bar exam for teachers** * Why admin and “education gatekeepers” * Snacks being banned because districts are terrified of lawsuits * The legendary **toilet seat hall pass** * Middle school hygiene crimes * And why teaching is basically being a **security guard with no pepper spray, no authority, and no money** Class is in session. --- 00:00 – Intro & welcome back 06:03 – Six straight days of i-Ready testing madness 08:13 – Edgy Skate nonprofit shoutout (skateparks in schools) 09:03 – CALTPA cycle = bar exam for teachers 12:11 – Education gatekeepers who couldn’t hack the classroom 13:39 – Snacks banned because the district fears lawsuits 15:24 – “Kids are starving”… but refuse the burrito you bought 23:14 – Bathroom pass system turns school into TSA 23:58 – Toilet seat hall pass: the greatest invention in education --- #teacherpodcast #teacherlife#educationcomedy #teacherburnout #schoolstories #classroommanagement #publiceducation #facultylounge --- If this episode made you laugh, cringe, or relive your own classroom trauma: 👉 **Hit Like** (so YouTube knows teachers are still alive) 👉 **Subscribe** for more lounge sessions every week 👉 **Comment** your worst bathroom pass story (or the worst smell you’ve ever survived) 👉 **Share** this with a teacher who’s one i-Ready session away from quitting We appreciate y’all. The lounge stays open because of YOU. ---
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    47 mins