• Our Favourite Universal Parks Memories: HHN, Hogwarts, Jaws & More
    Jun 15 2026

    Join us for episode 491 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

    This week, we’re heading over to Universal as we share some of our favourite memories from the parks.

    From recording Theme Park Trader at Halloween Horror Nights , to seeing Hogwarts for the first time, staying at Hard Rock Hotel, stepping into Seuss Landing, and revisiting classics like Jaws, Spider-Man and The Hulk, this episode is packed with nostalgia.

    We also chat about the excitement of hearing Universal could be coming to the UK, the build-up to Epic Universe, and the Universal moments that have stuck with us the most over the years.

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    46 mins
  • Our Favourite Disney Parks Memories: Magical Moments, Mayhem & Nostalgia
    Jun 8 2026

    Join us for episode 490 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

    This week we’re getting properly nostalgic as we share some of our favourite memories from the Disney parks.

    From unforgettable attraction moments and family trips to unexpected laughs, emotional memories, and the kind of chaos only a Disney day can deliver, we’re looking back at the experiences that have stuck with us the most over the years.

    Expect plenty of Disney Parks nostalgia, a few ridiculous stories, and probably far too much sentimentality as we celebrate the moments that made us fall in love with the parks in the first place.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Bluey, Muppets, and Pure Chaos: We’ve Lost the Plot
    May 25 2026

    Join us for episode 489 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

    We’re officially off the rails. What started as a constructive conversation about the new Muppet-themed Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster quickly devolved into a complete, unscripted mess.

    In this episode of Theme Park Trader, we attempt to map out the perfect "Muppet Land" and brainstorm which classic attractions deserve the Muppet treatment. However, things take a turn for the chaotic when we dive into the rumor mill regarding Bluey coming to Rafiki’s Planet Watch—a topic that nearly ended the friendship (and the podcast).

    If you want to hear us argue about intellectual property placement, propose an absurdly high-maintenance Muppet buffet, and admit that we might actually be the Muppets ourselves, this is the episode for you.

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    37 mins
  • Inside the World of Frozen: Carly’s Disney Adventure World Trip Report
    May 18 2026

    Join us for episode 488 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

    Grab your winter coats and your park bags! This week on Theme Park Trader, we are joined by our fantastic friend Carly, who just stepped straight into Arendelle.

    Carly gives us the ultimate, unfiltered breakdown of her recent trip to the newly rebranded Disney Adventure World and its highly anticipated crown jewel: The World of Frozen. If you’ve been wondering how the park’s massive transformation is actually turning out, this is the episode for you.

    In this episode, we talk about:

    • First Impressions: Carly’s thoughts on the park's glow-up and the new atmosphere.

    • Step Into Arendelle: A deep dive into the World of Frozen—from the stunning lake views to the immersion level.

    • The Rides & Attractions: Does the lineup deliver, or does it leave us out in the cold?

    • Eats & Treats: The best themed snacks worth melting for (and the ones you can skip).

    • The Ultimate Verdict: Is Disney Adventure World officially a must-visit destination now?

    Whether you're planning a trip or just want to live vicariously through Carly's vacation, pour yourself a warm drink and join the conversation!

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    51 mins
  • Is MNSSHP a Trap? Fixing Disney World’s Most Predictable Event
    May 11 2026

    Is Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party still worth the $119-$229 price tag? Or has Disney’s premier spooky event become a "copy-paste" experience that’s coasting on nostalgia?

    In this episode of Theme Park Trader, we’re getting brutally honest about the state of MNSSHP. With Tom Sawyer Island gone and the massive Villains Land construction taking over the Rivers of America, the 2026 season is the perfect time for a total reboot.

    Join us for episode 487 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

    We’re breaking down our "MNSSHP Masterplan" to make the party a must-visit again, including:

    • The Drone Revolution: Why the 2026 sky needs more than just fireworks.

    • Tiana’s "Shadow Man" Takeover: Giving the Bayou its first spooky overlay.

    • Interactive Treat Trails: Moving beyond the "candy dump" and learning from Oogie Boogie Bash.

    • The Roving Sinister Seven: Why we need "happenings" instead of 3-hour character lines.

    Is Disney being lazy, or are they just waiting for Villains Land to open? We want to hear from YOU—what is the ONE change that would make you buy a ticket tomorrow?

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    44 mins
  • Main Character Syndrome: Is Vlogging Ruining the Magic?
    May 4 2026

    Join us for episode 486 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

    Disney World is a playground, not your private film set.

    Today we’re tackling the "Main Character Syndrome" currently infecting our favorite theme parks. We’ve all been there: You’ve spent thousands on a family vacation, only to have your child’s core memories interrupted by a ring light, a gimbal, and a 30-year-old man screaming at his "chat" during the fireworks.

    In this episode, we’re calling out the Influencer Plague. We break down the "Deadly Sins" of vlogging—from using flashes on dark rides to blocking Main Street for "outfit transitions." We also pitch a radical new "Creator Policy" to give the parks back to the people they were actually built for: The kids.

    Also in this episode: We take a quick, sarcastic look at the bizarre grand opening of PAW Patrol Land at Chessington, where adult "furries" seem to be competing with toddlers for the shortest queues in the park.

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    33 mins
  • Kilimanjaro Safaris: A Deep Dive into Disney’s "Impossible" Attraction
    Apr 27 2026

    Join us for episode 485 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

    "Jambo, everyone! Today on Theme Park Trader, we are going off-road into the 110-acre savanna of Disney’s Animal Kingdom to uncover the secrets of Kilimanjaro Safaris.

    Most guests see a peaceful photo safari, but the history of this attraction is wilder than the animals themselves. We’re talking about the original "dark" storyline involving poachers and a bloody elephant carcass, the "invisible" engineering that keeps the lions from eating the zebras, and the high-tech tricks—like air-conditioned rocks—that make the magic happen.

    In this episode, we dive into:

    • The Big Red Mystery: Why Disney completely changed the ride’s plot in 2012.

    • The Impossible Road: Why the "mud" you’re driving on is actually a feat of civil engineering.

    • Animal Secrets: How keepers use "dinner bells" and climate-controlled habitats to keep the savanna active.

    • The Simba Fleet: The $150,000 price tag of your safari truck and the grueling training of the drivers.

    • 2026 Updates: What the construction of Tropical Americas means for your view of the Harambe Reserve.

    • Poor Reviews: We read out some of the worst reviews that people have left for the attraction

    Whether you're a casual fan or a hardcore Imagineering nerd, this is the definitive guide to the "crown jewel" of Animal Kingdom.

    Grab your gear, 'Simba One' is ready for departure!

    Subscribe to Theme Park Trader for more deep dives into your favourite attractions!"

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    38 mins
  • Is Hollywood Studios DYING? Keep It or Kill It!
    Apr 20 2026

    Join us for episode 484 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast!

    Disney’s Hollywood Studios is having a massive identity crisis. Is it a tribute to the Golden Age of Cinema, or just a parking lot for Star Wars and Toy Story?

    Disney’s Hollywood Studios is in the middle of a massive identity crisis. Is it a park about the magic of movies, or has it just become a storage locker for big franchises?

    On this episode of the Theme Park Trailer Podcast, Ryan and Donna are making the "Keep It or Kill It" calls for 2026. With Monstropolis construction moving fast and the Muppets taking over Rock 'n' Roller Coaster, the duo spars over what needs to stay and what needs to be ripped out to save the park.

    In this episode:

    • The Identity Battle: Is Mickey & Minnie’s Runaway Railway a worthy icon, or are we still grieving The Great Movie Ride?

    • Galaxy’s Edge Wars: Should Disney finally kill the strict Sequel Trilogy timeline and let Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker walk around Batuu?

    • Star Tours vs. Galaxy's Edge: Does the "Greatest Hits" version of Star Wars belong in a different land, or is it the best ride in the park?

    • The Sunset Boulevard Debate: Does Beauty and the Beast - Live on Stage still have that Broadway magic, or is it time for an Encanto or Wish takeover?

    • Toy Story Land Problems: We love the "backyard" scale, but is it time to "Kill" the immersion to add much-needed shade and "human-sized" bathrooms?

    • BaseLine TapHouse: Can the park's best "chill spot" survive the expansion of Grand Avenue?

    STAY TUNED: This is just the beginning. We’re debating so much that we’re splitting this into a Part Two, where we dive into the Tower of Terror, Indiana Jones, and the future of Animation Courtyard!

    What would YOU "Kill" at Hollywood Studios? Let us know in the comments!

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    47 mins