On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get very honest as Abbey and Peter dive into the little habits, lies and dynamics that make (or break) a relationship… 👀

The episode kicks off with a debate that every couple will recognise - is tracking your partner’s location actually about safety… or is it crossing a line? Abbey defends it, Peter calls it a full-on violation, and things quickly spiral from there.

We also get into the harmless (and not-so-harmless) lies we tell in relationships - from exaggerating talents to fully committing to stories that get completely out of hand. Plus, one listener dilemma about a dad pretending to be a professional footballer takes things to a whole new level.

Abbey opens up about the assumptions people make because of her accent, while the pair share their thoughts on stereotypes, confidence and proving people wrong. There’s also the usual chaos - including a ridiculous game that quickly derails the episode and some very questionable dinner table entertainment with the kids.

And in a rare serious moment, Abbey and Peter reveal what they think actually makes their relationship work after all these years - from embracing differences to knowing when to just let things go.

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00:00 Introduction

00:42 Tracking Your Partner?! (Location “violation” debate begins)

02:10 Acting, Adverts & Listener Question

02:40 “People Think I’m Stupid” – Accent Stereotypes

03:34 Abbey’s “9 A*s” Debate

06:05 Listener Question: Lookalikes

08:20 Dartboard Lies & Relationship Truths

09:12 Fake Football Career Story

10:23 The Game That Got Out Of Hand

12:44 The Game Goes Too Far…

13:07 Dinner Table Games With Kids

13:36 Hosting The BRITs Debate

15:01 Relationship Advice Question

16:14 “Laughter Is Everything”

16:46 “We Stay Together Because…”

17:09 The Real Relationship Advice

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back with chaos, confessions, and a few relationship “debates” that spiral quickly. From a luxury Mother’s Day with a private chef to a £1,300 ear piercing shock that leaves Abbey fuming, the couple unpack a week full of unexpected drama.

Things take a turn as Pete calls out Abbey’s “volatility,” sparking a hilarious but all-too-relatable breakdown of relationship miscommunication — including why the word “fine” absolutely never means fine. The pair also dive into a listener dilemma about football taking over family life, with Pete defending the beautiful game while Abbey isn’t quite as convinced.

There’s also a Wolf of Wall Street-themed party recap (featuring Pete on the mic… again), parenting debates, and a surprisingly emotional take on Ronaldo that you won’t expect.

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00:00 We Turned Up In Matching Outfits

01:40 The Dream Mother’s Day (Private Chef & No Cleaning)

04:18 Pete Calls Out Abbey’s “Volatility”

04:42 The Ear Piercing Trip That Went Wrong

05:52 I Tracked Him… And Caught Him Out

08:37 Birth Certificate Chaos & Loft Disaster

10:52 The £1,300 Earring Shock

12:42 “I Thought It Was Over”

13:24 Why “Fine” Doesn’t Mean Fine

16:40 Breaking Down What “Fine” Really Means

17:53 The Party Where Pete Took The Mic

19:17 Agony Ab: Football vs Family Life

21:24 The Compromise Every Couple Needs

22:05 Why People Are Obsessed With Football

23:07 The Ronaldo Moment That Made Abbey Cry

25:57 Agony Ab: IVF & Gender Reveal Debate

27:10 Should You Find Out The Baby’s Gender?

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For more from Peter

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For more from Abbey

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions.

From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy…

The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for.

If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some).

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00:00 Introduction

01:00 Outrageous Nicknames

04:30 The “Snapchat” Joke

08:10 Is Going To The Cinema Alone Weird?

10:00 Pete’s Solo Tapas Confession

12:00 Midlife Crisis Accusations

14:10 Kids & Flight Hacks

16:30 Kids Say The Funniest Things

18:00 Football Opinions Get Heated

21:00 Celebrity Encounters

25:00 Bathroom Etiquette Debate

To contact us:

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

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Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

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For more from Abbey

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Our clips channel

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