On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal adventures continue as Abbey and Peter settle into holiday life with VERY mixed results. Peter gives us the dramatic rundown after suffering a painful defeat on the tennis court while Abbey reveals she’s been volunteering at an incredible animal rescue centre in the Algarve and may have fallen in love with another dog… again.

Elsewhere, Pete finally gets his hands on Abbey’s GCSE certificates after years of doubting her straight A claims, but is he convinced they’re actually real?! We also dive into some absolutely bizarre conspiracy theories involving Flat Earth believers, robot birds, AI taking over the world and whether Bill Gates is secretly behind EVERYTHING.

In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose mother-in-law keeps secretly rearranging her house and another who’s completely horrified by her husband’s “helicopter” habits after showering…

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00:00 Introduction

01:05 Pete’s Brutal Tennis Defeat

04:35 Abbey’s Emotional Animal Rescue Story

10:20 Abbey’s “Straight A” GCSE Results Exposed

13:35 Abbey’s Secret Pop Star Dreams

14:05 “Blue Jobs” & Relationship Rules

15:00 Portugal Reset & Family Time

15:30 Would You Rather: Meet Dave

17:20 Mother-In-Law House Drama

20:10 The Helicopter Husband Confession

23:20 Reuniting With A School Bully

25:55 Conspiracy Theory Special Begins

26:20 “Birds Aren’t Real” Debate

27:55 Bill Gates & Tick Conspiracies

29:10 Flat Earth Theory Explained

32:40 AI Is Taking Over The World

33:15 Abbey Has Never Owned A Laptop

34:05 Was The Moon Landing Fake?!

35:55 Pete Questions Space Travel

39:30 Final Conspiracy Thoughts

50:20 Wrapping Up

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re back for another Ask Me Anything and things get unexpectedly heated… over PAINT. Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into a listener dilemma about kitchen colours, which quickly spirals into a full-blown debate on Abbey’s obsession with the infamous “bone” shade. From “50 shades of bone” to Peter questioning his entire marriage contract, it’s chaos from the start.

Abbey leans into her interior design expertise, dropping surprisingly detailed recommendations (and proving she definitely knows her stuff), while Peter isn’t entirely convinced—especially when talk turns to gold floral wallpaper and dream living rooms. The pair clash over style, money, and what really matters when building a home, leading to a deeper conversation about whether a house is just a house… or something much more meaningful.

Plus, the gang answer your questions on relationships, from navigating design disagreements with your partner to planning the perfect 15-year anniversary without breaking the bank—featuring some seriously tempting travel tips (Greece might be calling…). Expect laughs, honesty, and a glimpse into how differently couples can see the same life decisions.

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00:00 Introduction

02:20 Kitchen Colour Dilemma & “Bone” Debate

05:30 Abbey’s Interior Design Tips

07:30 Dream Home Disagreements

09:45 Passion vs “High Maintenance”

10:45 What Makes a House a Home?

12:10 Beds, Sleep & Luxury Must-Haves

13:00 15-Year Anniversary Dilemma

14:00 Budget Travel & Greece Recommendations

18:00 Relationships, Marriage & What Matters

23:00 Final Thoughts & Outro

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal trip rolls on as the gang battle through hangovers, questionable decisions and some seriously strong opinions on relationships. After a heavy night, the boys are feeling it as they dive into everything from airport pints and junk food cravings to the strange “punishment” dynamic that can creep into relationships after having a bit too much fun.

Things quickly spiral into one of the funniest and most chaotic ick discussions yet – including a barber chair moment that might just be the greatest ick of all time. The team also tackle your dilemmas, from navigating life after a breakup to whether giving your ex money after winning the lottery makes you a terrible person… or just a decent human being.

Plus, in Am I The A**hole, things get heated as the group debate workplace drama, relationship boundaries and the fine line between banter and going too far.

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00:00 Introduction / Hangover Fallout

01:42 Service Station Food & Matcha Rant

04:04 Bovril, Football & Stadium Rules

06:28 Random Chat & Set-Up

07:05 You Had Fun? Now You’re Punished

10:15 Listener Messages Begin

10:46 Barber Chair Story (All-Time Moment)

13:40 “That’s What I Do” & Tangents

16:22 Agony Ab: Newly Single Advice

19:50 Transition / Segment Change

20:00 Am I The A**hole Returns

20:31 Lottery Win & Ex-Wife Drama

23:50 Debate: Is He In The Wrong?

25:45 “Tig Bitties” Story

28:15 Naming Kids & Inappropriate Jokes

28:20 Workplace Drama: Slim vs Chunky

32:00 Body Comments Debate

34:30 Escalation / Final Thoughts on Topic

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