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Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

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 A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.Copyright Three Bean Salad
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  • Moving House

    Moving House
    Mar 25 2026

    What truly separates mankind from other species is our irrepressible urge to shove things that are far bigger than the aperture of our dwellings into our dwellings. Some members of mankind will, at points in their lives, increase the size of their dwellings or move to bigger dwellings, but it is implicitly understood that the aperture into this dwelling must remain the same size so that oversized objects can still be acquired and shoved through it, thus sating mankind’s purest impulse. Perhaps Roy of Spalding is, as we speak, proudly and sweatily draped across a big thing he has freshly shoved into his own dwelling. Perhaps he is lodged between his front door frame and the arm rest of a sumptuous leather sofa. Either way what is on his mind is moving house and that is this week’s (perpetually relevant) topic for the beans.

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • The Olympics

    The Olympics
    Mar 18 2026

    Charlie of Loughborough feeds The Olympics into the bean machine for this week’s lukewarm topic. Any of Henry, Mike or Ben could definitely have been a gold medal winning olympian if they’d only had the right opportunities, encouragement, childhood pets, funding, early surgical interventions, talent profile, genetic modification and work ethic so this is a subject close to their hearts.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Chickens

    Chickens
    Mar 11 2026

    The chicken. Tuna Of The Fields. The Bishop’s Rest. The Pauper’s Goose. Captain Susan’s Seed Hoover. El Punzón Que Vuela. The Crap Eagle. That it goes by so many names is, perhaps, proof of its profound impact on our culture through the ages. Katherine of Boston can surely be forgiven then for selecting chickens as this week’s topic for the beans.

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    58 mins
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witty, silly but above all erudite, lucid and with the dynamics of good friends who enjoy each others company and don't try to best of shitveach other down. healty disrespect too. By picking up from each other not shutting down I could listen to this for ever. I never fail to laugh out loud

like being old friends

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A whimsical little pod with a contrasting cast and is just pure joy and escapism

Lukewarm banter that’s sure to please

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Love this podcast as it is wonderful hear the friendly, funny banter and the oddball takes on topics listeners send in.

Great wit, laugh out loud funny with more than a hint of darkness. Just brilliant.

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If you do use this as a sleep aide, be sure to revisit when awake- it's sublime, absurdist genius. Just watch out for Spurbs.

Rambling genius, with jingles

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