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Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

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Summary

 A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.Copyright Three Bean Salad
Episodes
  • Free Patreon episode - And Then Sparrows Took Their Eyes - Three Brothers Grimm Tales

    Free Patreon episode - And Then Sparrows Took Their Eyes - Three Brothers Grimm Tales
    May 6 2026

    A freebie Patreon episode to give you a taste of what we do over there.

    Henry tells Mike and Ben three stories by the Brothers Grimm.

    www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Fifth Wednesday Not-A-Lotta-Podda

    Fifth Wednesday Not-A-Lotta-Podda
    Apr 29 2026

    No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday April and we only do four episodes a month because of tidal science)

    Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
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    7 mins
  • Smells

    Smells
    Apr 22 2026

    The bean machine emits most known smells most days as a byproduct of its relentless toil. In a few short moments the aromas belched forth could be resinous, minty, jazzy, agricultural or anything in between. Something it has never spat out, however, is the topic of smells but that’s all changed now thanks to Andrew of Bremen, Dorset. Tune in for a gripping discourse on the difference between Eau de Cologne (water from the city of Cologne) and Odour Cologne (the smell of the city of Cologne which is Eau de Cologne which is water from the city of Cologne) and more!!!

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

    Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

    Merch available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com

    Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com Insta: threebeansaladpod

    Details of Henry's tour here: henrypaker.com

    Sponsor John Robins's marathon running here: https://www.justgiving.com/page/johnrobins
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    1 hr and 11 mins
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witty, silly but above all erudite, lucid and with the dynamics of good friends who enjoy each others company and don't try to best of shitveach other down. healty disrespect too. By picking up from each other not shutting down I could listen to this for ever. I never fail to laugh out loud

like being old friends

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A whimsical little pod with a contrasting cast and is just pure joy and escapism

Lukewarm banter that’s sure to please

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Love this podcast as it is wonderful hear the friendly, funny banter and the oddball takes on topics listeners send in.

Great wit, laugh out loud funny with more than a hint of darkness. Just brilliant.

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If you do use this as a sleep aide, be sure to revisit when awake- it's sublime, absurdist genius. Just watch out for Spurbs.

Rambling genius, with jingles

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