This week we’re throwing three wildly different slashes of horror into the meat grinder. First up, the ultimate Friday night fever dream: Freddy vs. Jason. We finally settle the age-old debate of who would win in a fight while asking the much harder question — was this chaotic crossover actually any good, or just glorious ’00s nonsense with a body count? Then we head back to the late ’70s for the deeply unsettling Tourist Trap. Mannequins, telekinesis, and Chuck Connors doing his best impression of a deranged killer — it's equal parts creepy and completely unhinged. We discuss why it still gets under your skin decades later. Finally, we venture deep into the Amazon with Ruggero Deodato’s gory jungle sleaze-fest Cut and Run. Cannibals, drug cartels, and enough sleazy Italian exploitation energy to make you scream like Willie Aames. Enjoy!

Happy 50th episode!! Thanks to all 7 of our THWTP listeners! Tom and Dave celebrate with a little reminiscing, then they wash Adam's balls a little and then it's on the movies... These are "random off the shelf" picks. Tom picked House on Sorority Row, Dave chose Murder Set Pieces and Adam's pick is Let's Scare Jessica to Death. Enjoy!

Listener submitted movies! Tom and Dave dive headfirst into the absolute trash fire of C.H.U.D., House (1985), and Killer Klowns from Outer Space. A triple feature held together by slime, cotton candy, and other questionable substances. Between sewer freaks, haunted chaos-daddies, and homicidal clowns serving ball shaped cocoons, T&D are bickering, cackling, and dragging every moment like it personally offended them. It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s a little bit feral—and honestly, whoever submitted this understood the assignment.

Tom and Dave do a deep plunge into the strange, silver-sphere-philled world of Don Coscarelli's Phantasm — and everything that followed. The "boyssss" review the entire Phantasm saga, philm by philm, sphere by sphere, unpacking its surreal mythology, cult legacy, and decades-spanning characters. Tons of Tall Man talk, folks. Enjoy!

It’s a Christmas quickie and Tom and Dave are not on the same list. They tackle Dead End (2003) and the 2025 remake of Silent Night, Deadly Night and immediately spiral into a festive feud where Tom blames all of the world's problems on Rohan Campbell. Opinions are loud, patience is thin, and the real slashing comes from the commentary. Naughty, nice, and deeply judgmental—just how Christmas should be. 🎄

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Halloween Spooktacular: Night of the Living Dead (1990), Dead Sleep & The Strangers: Chapter One

It’s Halloween at THWTP and Dave and Tom are celebrating the gayest way possible — by locking the doors, dimming the lights, and playing their favorite game: "close your eyes and guess is it the inside of a pumpkin or something else"! First off is Tom Savini’s slick remake Night of the Living Dead (1990), to the bizarre medical nightmare Dead Sleep, and finally the tense, mask-wearing mayhem of The Strangers: Chapter One, the boys unpack the terror, camp, and chocolate things!

The summer episode is here! The guys watched The Substance, Final Destination Bloodlines and Sinners! Enjoy!