Episodes

  • The dark truth about water breaks, and some original poems
    Jun 19 2026

    The boys are back in (their respective) town(s), and get their teeth into a typically diverse range of topics from the naked commerciality of the World Cup to the importance of conquering shame in one's creative endeavours. On which note, listen out for some poetry at the end of the show.


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    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17506


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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • On night owls, school musicals and the maga World Cup
    Jun 11 2026

    Theo and Rob reunite in their new regular (UK) evening slot to discuss events both recent and more historic - like the time Theo slept through an entire day at university. And listen out for an unusually abrupt ending, as the technical gremlins decided they weren't enjoying an anecdote about Rafa Nadal.


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    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17501


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    57 mins
  • In the end, it all leads back to jawless fish
    Jun 5 2026

    Theo and Rob get unexpectedly fixated on the jawless fish who swam in the seas of the prehistoric world, prompted by Theo's mention of his recent trip to Devon. There's also some chat regarding the red arrows, Paul Simon's recent gig at the Royal Albert Hall, and the etymology of knapsacks.


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    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17495


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    56 mins
  • On conferences, journalism, and Eurovision
    May 22 2026

    Rob takes time out of a conference in Quebec City to check in with Theo, who has some news from London. They consider the pressing matters of the age, from the crisis in journalism to the latest UK failure in Eurovision and the fortunes of the Montreal Canadiens.


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    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17484


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    51 mins
  • Prime Minister Ousting Day has come around again
    May 14 2026

    With Prime Minister Keir Starmer facing revolt, the guys reflect on the now near-annual tradition of UK leadership change, how it compares to the situation in Canada, and the parallels with the recent fortunes of Chelsea FC. Other discussion topics include the etymology of 'hanky panky' and its near-neighbour 'sanky panky'. Can they also increase their lead in the crossword scores?


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    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17477


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    59 mins
  • Sporting gateways, a dog show success, and Rob's birthday
    May 8 2026

    Theo and Rob discuss their offspring's formative experiences as sports fans and Zeus's recent appearance at the Brockwell Bark dog show, and mark another circuit of the sun for Rob. They also attempt to end their poor run of crosswording form with a real nail-biter.


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    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17472

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    1 hr
  • Boarding schools, birdsong and bathos
    Apr 30 2026

    Theo and Rob discuss a topic that's central to their lives, parenting, with particular reference to a longheld British institution, the boarding school. They also tackle a crossword which boils down to an agonising finale.


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    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17465


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    54 mins
  • The history of the Guides, and the misery of scams
    Apr 25 2026

    The guys reunite for another crossword, in a bid to further their lead of 16-11. They also discuss topics including scout and guide founder Robert Baden-Powell, a famous episode of Star Trek, and Rob's recent run in with a credit card scammer.


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    https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords/quick/17460


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    56 mins