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Untidy

Untidy

By: Human Beans Media
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Untidy podcast honours the person within the parent. Hosts, Matilda Green and Hannah Davison dive into the undergrowth of sex and relationships, mental health, healing, body issues, identity questions, and more with a range of guests. Connect, laugh, learn, and keep moving forward.

Follow the show and get in touch on Instagram @untidypodcast. Follow Matilda at @matootles and Hannah’s work at My Big Moments and @mybigmoments.

2026 Human Beans Media
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Episodes
  • Big icks, bog news and banter
    Apr 3 2026

    In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty check in from bed after Hannah accidentally takes Medical Corner to a public forum. The girls unpack a fresh batch of icks and things that feel embarrassing but shouldn’t be, like the universally awkward act of entering the ocean ...

    A listener dilemma comes in via voice note, just as they like it, sparking debate on rudeness vs banter. Hannah admires stalwart boundary holders, while Matty spirals over her first official PTA slip-up.

    For the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s more waiting inside Totally Untidy, where Matty and Bean properly let their hair down with behind-the-scenes stories not fit for the main feed.

    If you’re loving Untidy, show your support by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! Fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to build this community – share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review – it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for supporting this independent production! We’re grateful you’re here!
    – Hannah & Matty xx

    Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    52 mins
  • From disconnected to deep desire with Melissa Vranjes
    Mar 27 2026

    In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty dive between the sheets with somatic sexologist, Melissa Vranjes, to talk about finding your way back from feeling disconnected from yourself, your partner, and your libido, and into the realms of deep, embodied desire. But first, it all begins with a truly harrowing bad sex story ... (Eeek!)

    Mel unpacks the “lightbulb moment” that began her journey from performative, disconnected sex into a more embodied, pleasure-led way of relating to her body, and why so many women are still stuck waiting to feel in the mood.

    They get into responsive desire, the wonders of “chore play”, the mental load of motherhood, and why “vanilla” sex might actually be doing more heavy lifting than we give it credit for. Mel shares how to reconnect with your body without pressure, how to find your way back after natural seasons of sexual “rest”, and how to actually ask for what you want in the bedroom.

    If things have started to feel a little… flatmatey with your partner, consider this a roadmap to finding your way back to deep desire and satisfying, embodied sex. Whoop!!!

    As always, thanks for being here. We appreciate the heck out of you!

    For the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s more waiting inside Totally Untidy, where Matty and Bean properly let their hair down with behind-the-scenes stories not fit for the main feed.

    If you’re loving Untidy, show your support is by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! Fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to build this community – share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review – it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for supporting this independent production! We’re grateful you’re here!
    – Hannah & Matty xx

    Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Reno rage, rich bitch probs & spice custody battles
    Mar 20 2026

    In this episode of Untidy, Matty dials in from an all-new backdrop as she manages renovation rage. Everyone’s a bit snippy, and mornings are a case of bathrobe orchestration as the girls unpack the relentless “hurry up” phase of parenting, ADHD time blindness, and the inconvenient truth about when to start the day.

    Hannah navigates life with her geriatric dog, Duchess, now sitting pretty in her pushchair era. A listener dilemma sends the girls into waiting etiquette, and they tackle a deeply important post-breakup question: who takes the expired spice rack?

    Hannah reveals some BIG life news …

    And for the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s more waiting inside Totally Untidy, where they can properly let their hair down with behind-the-scenes stories not fit for the main feed.

    If you’re enjoying Untidy, the best way to show your support is by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! That way, fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to keep building this supportive community – share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review – it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for listening, contributing and supporting this independent production! We’re grateful to have you here! – Hannah & Matty xx

    Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    51 mins
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