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Vendor Chronicles

Vendor Chronicles

By: Q the Messenger & Shane the Brain Knox
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Vendor Chronicles: You Won’t Believe What We’ve Seen…
What happens when two entrepreneurs stop filtering themselves?
You get Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger—raw, uncut, and unapologetically real.
This isn’t your polished, scripted podcast.
This is the hustle for real.
From wild vendor stories to life lessons they had to learn the hard way, nothing is off-limits—money, relationships, failures, success, and the moments that make you say, “ain’t no way that just happened.”
Some stories will make you laugh.
Some will make you think.
Some might even piss you off.
But one thing’s guaranteed… you won’t forget it.
Welcome to Vendor Chronicles—
where the truth is stranger than fiction,
the hustle don’t stop,
and every episode hits different.
Tap in… if you can handle it.

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Episodes
  • Don't twerk on me

    Don't twerk on me
    Jun 10 2026

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    The Binary Brethren are at it again!! Shane the Brain starts the insanity by claiming that twerking isn't dancing, but admits to liking Miley Cyrus' music. Q the Messenger takes a solid stance against war, and a solid stance for voter ID. After a lesson in astrology, the wise one comes through yet again with some solid Words of Wisdom. Let's gooooo!

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • You can't say Bullshit to a judge!

    You can't say Bullshit to a judge!
    Jun 4 2026

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    From Seinfeld lines to alien visitations, the stage is set for another amazing episode of Vendor Chronicles! Shane the Brain's son graces the show with its first ever call in, which sparks a conversation about family standards and leads Shane the Brain to ask "what is morality?". They discuss whether this episode has "jumped the shark" or "jumped the couch", then Q the Messenger delivers some poignant Words of Wisdom. Let's gooooo!!

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    38 mins
  • The beast with two backs is in the playland!

    The beast with two backs is in the playland!
    Jun 3 2026

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    Straighten your spine and open your mind because this trip will give you more twists than a crackhead loctition!! First Q the Messenger claims money solves all problems, Shane the Brain counters and all hell breaks loose from there! From sports gambling to matching wedding jewelry (with a break to talk about their gardens), they cover it all. LET'S GOOOOO!!!

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    1 hr and 25 mins
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