It’s been YEARS since we’ve been back (well really just one year), but what better way to return than with this late 90s, off-brand Disney extravaganza of pop culture references that will surely never age. When an evil knight made of eyebrows steals the magical lightsaber they call Excalibur, our heroes must run into the aptly named Forbidden Forest to find it. Will Kayley become a knight in spite of almost dying countless times? Will Garrett stop standing alone? Will Merlin do LITERALLY ANYTHING? Cue the mouth horns, kick off your boots, grab a tankard of ale, and find out as we go on a Quest for Camelot!

Something has survived…the search for more money. If you thought that Dinosaur Murder Island Site A was scary, wait till you see Dinosaur Murder Island Site B! John Hammond is assembling a team, some new, some old, to go save the dinos from a roving band of mercenaries made up of those uncles your family doesn’t talk to anymore. And yet, in light of all that, we get the biggest surprise of all. A well-developed character, maybe even the most well-developed JP character we’ve ever seen. So pack you plot armor, brush up on your gymnastics, and please DON’T pet the baby dinosawwrs as we journey to The Lost World: Jurassic Park!

Robot children assassins! Thumb thumbs! Floops’ Fooglies! Submarine car! Make sense? Of course not, but that doesn’t matter because this movie is a BLAST. Join Carmen and Junie as they go to save their parents from evil science magic. Will they save Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino? Will Alan Cumming just get to make his art? Will Tony Shalhoub and Robert Patrick conquer the world? Are we just name-dropping now? Grab your spy gear and instant Big Macs and take an hour and a half to become Spy Kids with us! And we cannot forget, UNCLE MACHETE.