Yes, today we gather in celebration of one of the greatest things in the entire world - Boo Bees. You love them and so do we so let us love them and each other together.

Look, you know we've been ahead of this subject for a very long time, but they are here now, and we are going to cover it like you knew we would. You know, with dignity and professionalism - like we do everything else!

I'm having trouble tryin' to Sleep. I'm countin' Beef, but runnin' out. As time ticks by, still I try. No rest for crop-tops in my mind. On my own, here we go.

Look, they've found a planet. You know what it looks like. We know what it looks like and now we want to go there. In fact I'm not sure we're not all from there.

There are times when you lose your homie. In this case, your homie is trapped in a van with a gaggle of goth girls. I'm not saying I'm not where I want to be but enough is enough. In the meantime, here is a cast.

Have you ever gone from straight up jungle to hardwood floors? We are pretty sure Beef has.

Do you love Tegan? Of course you do. We do too, that's why she's on the show with us this week!

Just sit right back, and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a faithful dad
showing up at a dorm room hall that day
with catgirl boobs unclad...