• If you don't like AI data centers, you're about to become labeled a violent extremist (according to the FBI)
• What type of alien do you see yourself spooning with? As of now you have four to choose from.

• China is dealing with homelessness from too many people with low social credit scores... BTW get ready for it America.
• Tune in to get the Yo Bro guide to Exiting the MATRIX!

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• Achilles is now a chick with no tits and a micro penis clit
• No-one cares about Trump anymore on the world stage, they're all calling his bluffs and it's embarrassing.

• Data Center Billionaires will own our power grid and water infrastructure within 5 years

• Project Blue Beam is getting closer every day... haven't you seen the grainy Christmas tree ornament photo proof?!

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• The last standing conspiracy theory that has not yet come to light is that Reptilian Beings live amongst us, and eat our babies, but we don't think you're ready for that one....
• The Voice of God technology actually exists. Project Blue Beam is not too far away.
• Data Centers are the new Walmart... coming to a town near you.
• In the coming years, water will be big business, and privately owned.
• Get your Tin Foil Hats ready!!

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• Trump closes the straight, that he said to open, that was open until he forced them to close it, because they're bastards that will make too much money if it's left open.
• If we thought the Biden Crime Family was bad... the Trumps are making them look like a half-wit back-alley pick-pocket crew.
• They're not just killing all of our scientists, they're transporting them by portal gun to different dimensions (or so we surmise).
• Big Tech is now using Operation Mocking bird on us
• Is Laura "The Gooner" Loomer blowing Trump?!...and bragging about it? The answer is Yes, if you ask her dad.

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• The Iran War still isn't a War yet...still
• If Iran doesn't use this opportunity to drop an album they are dropping the ball big time
• If you're in your twenties and suffer from carpal tunnel, don't worry, you are the future of this country

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• This Episode: We welcome Eli to The Pod!!
• The Iran War still isn't a War yet
• Sciencey Talk: Evolution, Mycelium & Einstein... yes somehow this was one conversation
• Is Space even real tho?

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• Everyone knows that you scream "Fire" if you're getting graped, except Bert...
• If you're having Active Shooter drills then have an active shooter at the same place, is that not a little sus?

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• Everything is optics and shouldn't be trusted
• Iran is literally winning this "war" with glorified paper airplanes
• Epstein Baby Black Market?

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