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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Summary

 Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!251327 Art Relationships Social Sciences
Episodes
  • Puff Puff Paranoia w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 859

    Puff Puff Paranoia w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 859
    May 13 2026
    SPONSORS: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout. This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Duncan Trussell for one of the most insane yet incredibly wholesome episodes of Your Momma's Place in a long time. Christina P comes out to Duncan as a spiritual weirdo and shares a story about an unexplained sighting she had with some otherworldly visitors. The two break down the recent release of UFO/UAP files by the US government, talk about the dumb things schools do to make it more fun, Sharon Stone's pussy, the benefits of period blood, Christina's spiritual awakening, Duncan's new podcast with Kurt Metzger, and more alien talk than an episode of "The X-Files". I really want to believe! Your Mom’s House Ep. 859 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:36 - Opening Clip: Playing With Period Blood 00:05:04 - Make School Great Again 00:09:43 - Clip: High Functioning Retard 00:10:23 - The Benefits Of Period Blood 00:16:48 - People Are Getting Dumber 00:20:22 - Sharon Stone's Portal 00:28:23 - Plugs & Magic 00:32:52 - Newly Released UFO Stuff 00:40:58 - Power To The People 00:47:21 - Coming Out As A Spiritual Weirdo 00:58:16 - Loving Yourself & More UAP Vids 01:13:04 - Boca Raton Story & Debunkers 01:19:09 - Transcending Reality & Meditation 01:28:59 - Wrap Up 01:34:29 - Closing Song - "Alien" by Brandon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • Is Ray J Gay? w/ Ari Shaffir | Your Mom's House Ep. 858

    Is Ray J Gay? w/ Ari Shaffir | Your Mom's House Ep. 858
    May 6 2026
    The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! SPONSORS: - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh. - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on 2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence! Your Mom’s House Ep. 858 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:53 - Ari's Storytelling Show 00:04:21 - Dunked On By Black Kids 00:09:20 - Not As Good As You Thought 00:14:27 - Ciccio Bomba 00:19:28 - Opening Clip: Black Joy 00:21:32 - The Hierarchy Of Black Compliments 00:30:42 - Big Dick Feminism & Tom's Bruce Bruce Story 00:35:41 - Cutting Stuff Out 00:41:32 - Murder In The Bahamas 00:47:37 - Muddy Buck & Favorite Porn Genres 00:55:18 - Michael Jackson Would You Rather? 00:58:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:10:11 - Is Ray J Gay? 01:21:54 - Ari's Production Cards 01:24:58 - Wrap Up 01:26:59 - Closing Song - "Flender Jewid (AKA Gender Fluid In Your Mouth) by ToasterTub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Take Your Jeans Off w/ Rick Glassman | Your Mom's House Ep. 857

    Take Your Jeans Off w/ Rick Glassman | Your Mom's House Ep. 857
    Apr 29 2026
    The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com. There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 SPONSORS: If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/YMH For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com Pull those Jeans up and take your shoes off, it’s another episode of Your Mom’s House! This week, Christine is on the road so Tom is joined by the host of TYSO, comedian, and actor, Rick Glassman! Tom and Rick share the dynamic energy of two serial killers trying to kill the other and start the show talking about nipple play, cleanliness, travel shoes, and ball sizes. Tom then opens the show with a video doorbell clip of a man surprising a group of religious solicitors. Tom and Rick also get into mouth noises, impressions, entertaining Scottish people, optimal porn penis sizes, and Amir K's hair. Rick also shares a story about a missed connection with incredible Asian girl at a recent comedy show in Denver, before Tom plays some wild horrible or hilarious clips for Rick. There's also a cop doppelgänger of Tom, Jewish family conflicts, fisting, an Asian lady named "Jew", and so much more! Check it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 857 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:02 - Take Your Shoes Off 00:10:13 - Opening Clip: Having A Wank 00:14:51 - Mouth Noises 00:21:02 - Mostly Straight 00:27:43 - Touring Oversees & Penial Preferences 00:33:14 - Dirty Talk 00:37:52 - Rick's Missed Asian Connection 00:45:56 - Animals 00:50:52 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:54:53 - Other Fun Clips 01:02:25 - Clip: Cool Guy Doesn't Like Asian Women 01:09:21 - Clip: Cop Tom 01:11:58 - Clip: My Dad Got Me A Hooker 01:16:28 - Upsetting Parents 01:19:10 - Wrap Up 01:20:26 - Closing Song - "Kick Ma Balls" by DJ Orlando Airport Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 24 mins
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F*ck yes Christina P!!

That last story was so badass! Epic episode 🙌
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Christina's last story is epic!

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