• "Expect Less!", Revenge Of The Mystery Stain, The No Sale Store
    Jun 29 2026

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Ross: Dress For Less store, that seems like a dystopian nightmare, but at least we come up with a more honest slogan for the entire chain. A movie theater, where you can't wait for the lights to go down, not because you want to see the movie, but because you don't want to be able to see the mystery stains on your seats. A liquor store, where they don't seem to want you to make expensive purchases & much more!!

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Unconstitutional Liquor, More Flies Than Bowling Pins, We Break It-You Buy It
    Jun 22 2026

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for bowling alley in suburban Chicago, where the flies may follow you, as you try to duck racial slurs. & much more!! A major phone carrier's store, where the contracts seem tricky, and no toddler is safe from swinging doors. A liquor store in Branson, Missouri, where they might make fun of your allergy, while paying no mind to "the constitution" & much more!!

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Cheese Stands Alone, Frozen Snow Children, Rocky Disappointment, Tablespoon Of Sadness
    Jun 15 2026

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a major cheese attraction, that leaves some people sweaty, and cheeseless. A Taco Bell, that seems to measure their taco ingredients by the tablespoon, but has plenty of "crud" in the bathroom. A museum of rocks, that makes some people understand that it's sometimes boring to stare at rocks. A community center, where you may pick up a frozen kidcicle & much more!!

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Stay Out Of The Bushes, Unheard Cries Of Paperwork, The Ballad Of Talon
    Jun 8 2026

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hot Topic location, where the depression of the employees may drive people away. A DMV office, that seems to take great pleasure in making you stand in very specific places, while telling you that your paperwork is wrong. A golf course, with "bald golf balls", and golfers doing some very gross things, in the bushes & much more!!

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Broken Down Batman, Mud Patch Beach, One Big Sand Trap
    Jun 1 2026

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for children's party service, where Spiderman may have a mullet, and Moana might try to strong-arm you for a tip. A "beach" that is technically near water, but is actually a tiny patch of mud & sticks. A golf course, where they seem to care more about how fast you're playing, than if you're enjoying yourself & much more!!

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • How Not To Handle Your Meat, A Weird Roller Experience, County Fair Of Lies
    May 25 2026

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a county fair, where people feel it's not quite up to standard for a wedding, and they may throw you out, after "making up lies" about you. A roller rink in West Virginia, where the complaints all seem to center around the owner, who people insist is very "weird". An IHOP, that proves that you shouldn't order more than one meat in your omelette & much more!!

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Mountain Majesty Midness, Depression Buffet, River Of Tears
    May 18 2026

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a beautiful mountain, that is both a national treasure & a national park, that someone would like turned into a parking lot. A Chinese buffet, where they instruct you to simply warm their cold food up in their microwave. A water park, where the lazy river is more person, than water & much more!!

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • A Predictable Poisoning, Rocky Mountain Spotted Anger, Freezing Cold Poop Water
    May 11 2026

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a mexican food restaurant, where the paramedics are not surprised when you call them, after eating there. A water park, where the water may be freezing, and there is plenty of poop. A Walgreens location, where the employees apparently take great joy in telling you that they can't help, even if you have a disease that we've never heard of & much more!!

    Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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    1 hr and 8 mins