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Cigarettes for Dinner
- By: KJ Moore
- Narrated by: Hayden Coward
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
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Mike is a foley artist who traveled from England to work with his friend Dwain—the first foley artist in the porn industry. On set, Mike finds himself drawn to Chloe, an actress who looks like Marilyn Monroe… if she’d been involved in an industrial accident. The loss of her leg hasn’t stopped Chloe from becoming a top star in Freak Porn. Inspired by his feelings for her, Mike sets out to bring a touch of artistry to the sleaziest corner of cinema by creating tastefully erotic films featuring abnormally shaped performers.
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Cigarettes for Dinner
- Narrated by: Hayden Coward
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 03-10-25
- Language: English
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Aliens, Hippies, and Other Weirdness
- A Collection of Short Stories from the World of Harold Hatch (The Department of Welfare and Safety Cryptid Division Files)
- By: David Knapp
- Narrated by: Tyler Tice
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
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Have you ever wondered what Big foot does on his day off? Or were hippies really about peace and love? Why are there really so many junked cars in the south? Well sit down and find out about this and more. This is a collection of stories that take place in the world of Harold Hatch cryptid liaison. From magical mishaps to aliens abducting hobos.
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Aliens, Hippies, and Other Weirdness
- A Collection of Short Stories from the World of Harold Hatch (The Department of Welfare and Safety Cryptid Division Files)
- Narrated by: Tyler Tice
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 22-05-24
- Language: English
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Thar She Blows
- By: Susan Emshwiller
- Narrated by: Gabrielle de Cuir
- Length: 14 hrs and 54 mins
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Caught in a redundant housewife existence, Ann never leaves her beige suburban home, her schlubby do-nothing son Brian is directionless after graduating high-school, and it looks like nothing will ever change. But when Brian is swallowed by a whale and Ann receives a garbled phone call from him, she is determined to find that monstrous beast and rescue her son. Experts, her ex, the press—everyone thinks she’s crazy—but she’s committed to her worthy quest.
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Thar She Blows
- Narrated by: Gabrielle de Cuir
- Length: 14 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 16-07-24
- Language: English
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Mile High Attraction
- By: Kate Kendall
- Narrated by: Allie Anthony
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
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As Rose Andrews steps into the world of flight attendants, she's thrilled to be part of an airborne family she never knew she needed. But amidst the camaraderie, an unexpected attraction takes flight, entangling her heart in unexpected turbulence.
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Mile High Attraction
- Narrated by: Allie Anthony
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 03-05-24
- Language: English
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The Earth Is My Ant Farm
- By: Allen Cooke
- Narrated by: Flick Khouri
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
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The Earth is my Ant Farm, The Creational School gave it to me but I'm a bit bored with it now. A bigger boy threw a rock at it in the classroom and wiped out all my dinosaurs, I liked them. Now I'm stuck with the ants and they like to multiply. I have a favourite Ant, his name is Derek. This is about him, he likes to travel. He doesn't know how but I will tell him one day.
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The Earth Is My Ant Farm
- Narrated by: Flick Khouri
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 03-05-24
- Language: English
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Ein Landarzt
- Franz Kafka Werkausgabe
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 17 mins
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Nur wenige seiner Werke hielt Franz Kafka für so gelungen, dass sie der Nachwelt erhalten bleiben sollten. Der Landarzt gehört dazu. Der Arzt wird nachts zu einem Schwerkranken gerufen - so beginnt eine typisch kafkaeske Erzählung voller rätselhafter Ereignisse und Aussagen. So etwas konnte wirklich nur einer schreiben: Franz Kafka.
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Ein Landarzt
- Franz Kafka Werkausgabe
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Series: Franz Kafka Werkausgabe
- Length: 17 mins
- Release date: 28-04-24
- Language: German
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Blumfeld, ein älterer Junggeselle
- Franz Kafka Werkausgabe
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 1 hr and 5 mins
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Als Blumfeld nach Hause kommt, findet er dort zwei kleine Bälle vor, die auf und ab springen. Von nun an begleiten sie ihn ständig; er kann sie nicht abschütteln, bis er sie in seinen Schrank einsperrt. Denn bei der Ausübung seines Berufes in der Wäschefabrik wären diese Bälle ja eher hinderlich... Skurril, absurd, Kafka.
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Blumfeld, ein älterer Junggeselle
- Franz Kafka Werkausgabe
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Series: Franz Kafka Werkausgabe
- Length: 1 hr and 5 mins
- Release date: 03-05-24
- Language: German
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The Heat Seeking Lover
- By: William Holcomb
- Narrated by: Sebastian Anderson
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
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Sergeant Elijah Dawson and Detective Isabella Kennedy go after a dedicated serial killer. The two have been consistently playing behind and in the dark for months. Several witnesses have different accounts of what the “Ice Prince/Princess” looks like. The Boston campus will be shook for the rest of its existence.
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The Heat Seeking Lover
- Narrated by: Sebastian Anderson
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 15-04-24
- Language: English
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La métamorphose [Metamorphosis]
- version traduite en Français + Biographie de l'auteur [Version Translated into French + Author Biography]
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Aude QUENEHEN
- Length: 1 hr and 58 mins
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Un matin, Gregor Samsa se réveille transformé en insecte. Rejeté par sa famille, il se retrouve isolé et condamné à une vie de misère. Kafka explore l'aliénation, la solitude et l'absurdité de l'existence dans cette histoire poignante.
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La métamorphose [Metamorphosis]
- version traduite en Français + Biographie de l'auteur [Version Translated into French + Author Biography]
- Narrated by: Aude QUENEHEN
- Length: 1 hr and 58 mins
- Release date: 11-04-24
- Language: French
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Ma tu sei felice?
- By: Federico Baccomo
- Narrated by: Gabriele Calindri, Oliviero Corbetta
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
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Tutto comincia con una domanda: Ma tu sei felice? È l'inizio di un dialogo all'apparenza ordinario, quello tra Vincenzo e Saverio, due amici seduti al tavolino di un bar per il classico aperitivo. Vincenzo ha un problema che riguarda suo figlio: un incidente con un compagno di classe, una maestra indelicata, un colloquio imbarazzante. Saverio ha un dilemma più immediato: la sua dieta iperproteica funzionerà davvero? Entrambi sono presi dall'epica di una quotidianità le cui tappe obbligate prevedono di prendersi cura della famiglia, sopravvivere al lavoro, arrivare a fine mese, oltre naturalmente a mentire, tradire, imbrogliare.
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Ma tu sei felice?
- Narrated by: Gabriele Calindri, Oliviero Corbetta
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 15-05-24
- Language: Italian
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The Audacity
- By: Ryan Chapman
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
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In seventy-two hours, a blockbuster expose will reveal Victoria Stevens's multibillion-dollar startup as a massive fraud. And Victoria has gone missing. Has she faked her death, leaving her husband, Guy Sarvananthan, to face the fallout—and potential jail time? Should Guy flee to his native Sri Lanka, an outcast and a failure? Or embrace denial? Opting for the latter, he takes the corporate jet to a private Caribbean island, where the 0.0001% have gathered to decide which one of the world's biggest problems to "eradicate forever."
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The Audacity
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 14-05-24
- Language: English
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Punished by the Bangkok Bar Girls
- The Customer Must Be the Foot Servant for a Week
- By: Ari Chase-Ramos
- Narrated by: Kaleha Knight
- Length: 49 mins
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Charlie Chambers is a young and cute submissive boy ("cute like a corgi who would carry your slippers to you in bed every morning") living in Bangkok, fantasizing, and trying to make a name for himself as a writer and vlogger. But he's naive to the ways of the world. So naive that he must be trained by the bar girls of the White Rabbit, a go-go bar in Sukhumvit, and he must be punished for his sins.Amara is an Amazonian vixen.
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Punished by the Bangkok Bar Girls
- The Customer Must Be the Foot Servant for a Week
- Narrated by: Kaleha Knight
- Length: 49 mins
- Release date: 13-09-24
- Language: English
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For Your Benefit
- By: Patrick Canning
- Narrated by: Patrick Canning
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
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A man claiming to work for the CIA hires the Lints to find a shipping container of radioactive Agent Orange that vanished over fifty years ago. He insists someone is planning on using an army of drones to drench L.A. with the deadly chemicals before the week is out. The Lint Brothers enter a maze of bizarre suspects, from nefarious ad executives, to anarchistic Boy Scouts, to a toga-clad militia fighting for exclusive rule by women. The propaganda-obsessed society that seems to be running the world is probably worth looking into as well.
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For Your Benefit
- Narrated by: Patrick Canning
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 28-08-24
- Language: English
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Placebo para o dia a dia [Daily Placebo]
- By: Alexandre Willer
- Narrated by: Leonardo Senna, Renato Peres
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
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Em seu terceiro livro de contos, Alexandre Willer segue falando dos dramas humanos de forma peculiar, enveredando, nesta empreitada, não apenas pelas coisas do amor, mas por situaç….
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Placebo para o dia a dia [Daily Placebo]
- Narrated by: Leonardo Senna, Renato Peres
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 23-07-24
- Language: Portuguese
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That Was Weird
- Three Short Stories from Steve Capone, Jr.
- By: Steve Capone Jr
- Narrated by: Calvin Sweers
- Length: 36 mins
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Steve Capone, Jr. shares three of his previously unpublished works from the last half decade or so. They are a bit odd. Wonder what it might have been like to see Jesus push a kid off a roof? Why an upstanding young woman might be breaking into a thrift shop after hours? Or what a man earning his million-miler recognition might have sacrificed to earn such high esteem? Three shorts answer these questions, at least in the mind of their author.
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That Was Weird
- Three Short Stories from Steve Capone, Jr.
- Narrated by: Calvin Sweers
- Length: 36 mins
- Release date: 01-08-25
- Language: English
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Doktor Onkel
- By: Senta Meyer
- Narrated by: Gerrit Petersen
- Length: 3 hrs
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Das ist die Geschichte eines Mannes, der seit frühester Kindheit mit seinem Namen auf Kriegsfuß steht. Es geht um Verwirrungen und Pannen, vielleicht auch nur um Pech, welches ständig an die Tür klopft oder von unserem Protagonisten scheinbar angezogen wird. Warum aber ein Tanga bei einer Hochzeit `lebensrettend´ sein kann, welche Rolle `Erika´ spielt oder weshalb fröhliche Kinder der Inquisition gleichkommen – all das erfährt der Leser in dieser lustigen und kurzweiligen Geschichte.
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Doktor Onkel
- Narrated by: Gerrit Petersen
- Length: 3 hrs
- Release date: 25-07-25
- Language: German
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Krabbenschlacht an der Nordsee
- By: Christian Callo
- Narrated by: Johannes Hitzelberger
- Length: 55 mins
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Vor ein paar Jahren hat Marina ihren Mann von einem auf den anderen Tag verlassen. Nun plötzlich ein Lebenszeichen: ob er sich mit ihr treffen wolle? In einem Strandhotel. Mit mulmigen Gefühlen – und jeder Menge aufgestauter Wut - blickt Hermann dem Wiedersehen entgegen. Doch der Abend im luxuriösen Hotel in den Dünen nimmt einen gänzlich unerwarteten Verlauf und steigert sich zu einer irrwitzigen Saalschlacht, bei der buchstäblich kein Auge trocken bleibt.
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Krabbenschlacht an der Nordsee
- Narrated by: Johannes Hitzelberger
- Length: 55 mins
- Release date: 24-07-25
- Language: German
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The Right Moment
- And Other True Stories
- By: Tom Newton
- Narrated by: Tom Newton
- Length: 3 hrs and 52 mins
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In this new collection of short stories, Dactyl Literary Award winner Tom Newton once again playfully transmutes base reality into startlingly novel shapes and forms, shifting paradigms from beneath the listener's feet by deftly metamorphosing quotidian banality with whimsical, illusory invention.
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The Right Moment
- And Other True Stories
- Narrated by: Tom Newton
- Length: 3 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 18-07-25
- Language: English
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El grito del muerto
- By: H.P. Lovecraft
- Narrated by: Marcos Ballate
- Length: 17 mins
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El grito del muerto de H. P. Lovecraft, narra los resultados de las investigaciones del Dr. Herbert West sobre la muerte y la reanimación de los cuerpos, desde sus tiempos de estudiante en la ficticia Universidad Miskatonic hasta poco después de la Primera Guerra Mundial.
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El grito del muerto
- Narrated by: Marcos Ballate
- Length: 17 mins
- Release date: 15-07-25
- Language: Spanish
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La colonia penitenciaria
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Luis Marquez
- Length: 1 hr and 12 mins
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En esta colonia, un antiguo comandante ha implementado una máquina de tortura y ejecución extremadamente cruel y elaborada, que graba en la piel del prisionero el motivo de su castigo antes de matarlo. A medida que el oficial observa horrorizado el funcionamiento de la máquina, se ve envuelto en un conflicto moral sobre la justicia, la crueldad y el poder.
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La colonia penitenciaria
- Narrated by: Luis Marquez
- Length: 1 hr and 12 mins
- Release date: 15-07-25
- Language: Spanish
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