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Nothing Means Anything (And That's, Like, Profound)
- A Guide to Postmodernism (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Finally, a philosophy book that doesn't take itself as seriously as the theorists it eviscerates! Nothing Means Anything mercilessly skewers postmodernism's most pretentious thinkers with savage wit and zero academic mercy.
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Nothing Means Anything (And That's, Like, Profound)
- A Guide to Postmodernism (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 29 mins
- Release date: 08-05-25
- Language: English
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Kant You Not
- A Categorical Imperative to Stay Awake (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 4)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Ever tried reading Kant and felt your brain melt into a puddle of transcendental confusion? You're not alone! "Kant You Not" is the hilarious antidote to philosophical pretension that explains Immanuel Kant's revolutionary ideas without inducing narcolepsy. In this irreverent guide to history's most unnecessarily complicated philosopher, author Sophia Blackwell translates Kantian gibberish into actual human language while mercilessly mocking his impenetrable prose, bizarre personal habits, and occasionally absurd conclusions.
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Kant You Not
- A Categorical Imperative to Stay Awake (Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 4)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
- Release date: 18-04-25
- Language: English
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The Worst Ideas in Western Philosophy
- 20 Profound Thoughts That Broke Civilization (And Why Everyone Still Believes Them)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: K. D Bamon
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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For 2,500 years, Western civilization's brightest minds have been having terrible ideas and convincing everyone else they're profound wisdom. From Plato's reality-denying Forms to postmodernism's truth-denying everything, philosophers have turned the act of being human into a complicated nightmare. This book exposes the nonsense that passes for profound wisdom in philosophy departments worldwide. You'll learn to spot bad ideas before they ruin your worldview, understand why smart people believe stupid things, and discover why that one philosophy major at every party is always so insufferable.
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The Worst Ideas in Western Philosophy
- 20 Profound Thoughts That Broke Civilization (And Why Everyone Still Believes Them)
- Narrated by: K. D Bamon
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 30-09-25
- Language: English
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Existence Is Pointless (And So Is This Book)
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Ever wondered what would happen if someone explained existentialism without the pretentious jargon, cigarette smoke, and unbearable French ennui? Wonder no more! Existence Is Pointless (And So Is This Book) delivers all the existential dread with none of the academic torture.
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Existence Is Pointless (And So Is This Book)
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 09-06-25
- Language: English
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Marcus Aurelius: Meditations: The Brutally Honest Translation: What the Emperor Really Meant
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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This isn't your philosophy professor's translation. This is Marcus Aurelius like you've never seen him before—unfiltered, unhinged, and absolutely roasted. Our translator strips away all the reverent nonsense to reveal what the Emperor was REALLY saying.
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Marcus Aurelius: Meditations: The Brutally Honest Translation: What the Emperor Really Meant
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 05-06-25
- Language: English
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Stoic This: Ancient Wisdom for Modern Crybabies
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Whether you're a philosophy enthusiast with a sense of humor or someone who's tired of being told your emotions are "irrational judgments," Stoic This delivers ancient wisdom with modern wit and just the right amount of mockery.
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Stoic This: Ancient Wisdom for Modern Crybabies
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 04-06-25
- Language: English
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Atlas Struggled
- Ayn Rand's Selfish Delusions and the Cult of Mediocre White Men (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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In "Atlas Struggled," Sophia Blackwell delivers a hilarious and scathing takedown of Ayn Rand, the failed screenwriter who somehow convinced generations of insecure men that being selfish isn't just acceptable—it's the highest moral virtue. With her signature blend of merciless mockery and genuine insight, Blackwell dissects Rand's life and philosophy, revealing how a Russian immigrant with a persecution complex created a "philosophical" system that's really just elaborate justification for being terrible to other people.
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Atlas Struggled
- Ayn Rand's Selfish Delusions and the Cult of Mediocre White Men (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 09-06-25
- Language: English
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God's Wager: Pascal's Existential Gambling Problem
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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In God's Wager: Pascal's Existential Gambling Problem, Sophia Blackwell delivers a hilarious and irreverent guide to Blaise Pascal, the 17th-century mathematician who invented probability theory, had a religious meltdown, and decided the smartest approach to God was to treat faith like a betting strategy.
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God's Wager: Pascal's Existential Gambling Problem
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
- Release date: 09-06-25
- Language: English
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Voltaire’s Mic Drop
- How a Skinny French Troll Invented Snark and Accidentally Enlightened Europe (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet history's original keyboard warrior—except with quills, imprisonment, and better one-liners. In "Voltaire's Mic Drop," Sophia Blackwell delivers a hilarious and irreverent guide to François-Marie Arouet (aka Voltaire), the 18th-century French philosopher who trolled kings, priests, and fellow intellectuals with such devastating wit that he had to flee across national borders multiple times to avoid imprisonment.
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Voltaire’s Mic Drop
- How a Skinny French Troll Invented Snark and Accidentally Enlightened Europe (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 31 mins
- Release date: 30-05-25
- Language: English
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What the Hell: How Wittgenstein Made Philosophy Even More Confusing While Claiming to Solve Everything
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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What the Hell tears into Ludwig Wittgenstein—history's most insufferable genius—with savage wit and zero academic pretension. Journey through the mind-bending contradictions of a trust-fund philosopher who claimed to solve all philosophical problems (twice!), while making everyone around him miserable. Discover how a man who couldn't maintain a single healthy relationship somehow revolutionized our understanding of language, meaning, and communication.
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What the Hell: How Wittgenstein Made Philosophy Even More Confusing While Claiming to Solve Everything
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Release date: 06-05-25
- Language: English
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Noble Savage, Deadbeat Dad
- How Rousseau Invented Modern Society While Failing at Basic Human Decency (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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In this mercilessly funny takedown, Jean-Jacques Rousseau—history's most insufferable philosopher—gets the roasting he so richly deserves. Noble Savage, Deadbeat Dad exposes the spectacular hypocrisy of a man who abandoned five children at orphanages while writing the definitive guide to education, preached natural virtue while exposing himself to strangers, and railed against wealth while living off rich patrons.
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Noble Savage, Deadbeat Dad
- How Rousseau Invented Modern Society While Failing at Basic Human Decency (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Release date: 06-05-25
- Language: English
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I Think I Own That
- John Locke’s Guide to Justifying Land Theft with Polite Language (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 57 mins
- Unabridged
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John Locke: Enlightenment philosopher, father of liberalism, inventor of “natural rights,” and accidental spiritual patron of land developers, libertarians, and your uncle who won’t shut up about property taxes.
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I Think I Own That
- John Locke’s Guide to Justifying Land Theft with Polite Language (Cogito Ergo Nope)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 57 mins
- Release date: 05-05-25
- Language: English
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Why Did That Happen?: Aristotle Has Four Answers and None of Them Are Helpful
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
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Why Did That Happen? Aristotle Has Four Answers and None of Them Are Helpful is your brutally sarcastic, surprisingly educational crash course in Aristotelian philosophy—specifically his theory of causality, aka why things happen according to a man who thought everything, including acorns and chairs, had a spiritual destiny.
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Why Did That Happen?: Aristotle Has Four Answers and None of Them Are Helpful
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
- Release date: 02-05-25
- Language: English
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I Think, Therefore I’m Wrong
- Descartes and the Birth of Overconfidence
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 53 mins
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I Think, Therefore I’m Wrong: Descartes and the Birth of Overconfidence is your gloriously sarcastic, brutally honest, and deeply unhinged guide to the man who launched modern philosophy with one anxious thought spiral and never looked back.
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I Think, Therefore I’m Wrong
- Descartes and the Birth of Overconfidence
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 53 mins
- Release date: 01-05-25
- Language: English
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Making Philosophy Fun and Accessible
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Kat Deo
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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This audiobook is your guide to learning philosophy without crying, sounding smart without being a menace to society, and asking big questions without falling into a spiral of despair (unless you're into that, in which case, proceed).
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Making Philosophy Fun and Accessible
- Cogito Ergo Nope
- Narrated by: Kat Deo
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
- Release date: 24-04-25
- Language: English
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Plato's Cave: Philosophy's First Reality Show
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 5
- By: Sophia Blackwell
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
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Ever wondered why a rich Athenian who died 2,400 years ago still dominates Western thought? Or why your professor keeps talking about invisible triangles and prisoners staring at shadows? "Plato's Cave: Philosophy's First Reality Show" is the hilarious guide to Plato you never knew you needed. In this irreverent takedown of philosophy's founding father, author Sophia Blackwell translates Plato's lofty ideas into actual human language while mercilessly mocking his metaphysical obsessions, aristocratic biases, and suspicious fondness for "perfect forms."
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Plato's Cave: Philosophy's First Reality Show
- Cogito Ergo Nope, Book 5
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Series: Cogito Ergo Nope
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Release date: 16-04-25
- Language: English
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