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As usual, Susie's got the low down on the current buzz around town. These days, it's all about "mean girls" and the several new books about girls (and women's) aggression towards each other. Susie has her own take on sexual competition among girls. Then, Susie reads one of her stories, "The Birthing Day Party," about giving her daughter and her school friends a non-threatening lesson about being women. And, in her Try This at Home mailbag, Susie offers tips to a married man on lasting longer in bed.

Susie Bright, one of America's best-known sexperts, addresses the sexual politics of the day's news, reviews recent movies and erotic books, answers your sex and relationship questions, and more in this exclusive Audible Original. Get the latest issue or subscribe!

Susie introduces one of her new favorite erotic writers, Cara Bruce, by reading Cara's very sexy story, "You Know What?," about a peep show girl who gets an eyeful when a beautiful woman challenges her to an erotic duel. Susie also reports on her recent erotic writing workshop at the famous Esalen institute. And, in her Try This at Home mailbag, Susie lays out her four spending plans - the Republican, the Liberal, the Orgasmic, and the Paranoid - for her $300 George W. Bush tax refund.

In the weeks since September 11th, Susie's been getting reports from a different front line - the dance floor of a strip club near L.A.X. Susie's stripper friend - "Grammar Queen" - says the level of anger she's sensing from her usually predictable customers surprises her. Then, Susie reminisces about her love for strippers and strip clubs. In her mailbag, Susie hears from a woman whose new lover won't have anything to do with her because she has a sexually transmitted disease.

Susie's picked her winner of the hottest book this summer and it's Lofting by Alma Marceau. This best selling erotic novel chronicles the sexual odyssey of a smart, funny and adventurous heroine. Turn the lights down low and let Susie read you an excerpt from this steamy book. In this week's Try this at Home Mailbag, Susie wants you to take notes on the top three things ALL of us want in bed. Then, Susie answers a young woman who's puting out a lot more than Susie recommends.

Years ago, when Susie sold vibrators on a regular basis, she swears she had a near-psychic ability to guess what people were seeking but couldn't quite bring themselves to say. But her powers were tested recently when she tried to help a famous movie star buy a vibrator for his girlfriend. Hijinx ensue. And, Susie tells tales of her own sexual awakenings and stories of love, loss and jealousy in her self-described manifesto, Blind Sexual.

Susie's back! And now that's she's on the road to recovery, her recent illness reminded her of what being sick does to your sex life. Susie answers three questions in her Try This at Home Mailbag blowout. She responds to a man who misses great sex with his wife, another man who would like to smell more of his wife, and a woman who wants tips on becoming a dominatrix. And, there's just one week left for Susie's Summer Challenge!

On the Front Page, Susie talks about a disabled artist whose "nudie" paintings were kicked out of the U.S. Senate building. In her Media Whore section, Susie checks out The Naked News. And, in the Try this at Home mailbag, Susie offers emergency advice about underwater sex for a honeymooning couple. Hawaii anyone?

A new feature on Amazon recently led Susie to a funny case of mistaken identity. In a book about traveling through Japan (William Ferguson's "The Highway to Hokkaido") someone named Susie Bright is mentioned teaching ESL through Porn. Then, Susie talks about her new toy, "The Slightest Touch" aka the Orgasmatron. It's an electrical device designed to help women overcome "the arousal gap." Then in her mailbag, Susie talks about sex after conception and what it takes to be the perfect gigolo.

On this week's Front Page, Susie reads one of her favorite articles about the rules of "White Sex." When Wisconsin State Representative Nass was looking for reasons to ban Susie's recent lecture at University of Wisconsin at Madison, he found "White Sex" to be particularly offensive. So, Susie thought she should share this article with her In Bed audience. From her Try this at Home mailbag, Susie addresses quid pro quo in the bedroom, And, it's week two of Susie's new summer contest!

Susie Bright has a bone to pick with Pay Pal's new Mature Audiences Policy. The policy prohibits people from selling sex related material through Pay Pal's services. Susie says Pay Pal's taking the wrong path both ethically and legally by creating blanket policies about adult material. And speaking of new policies, the Los Angeles city council has decided to outlaw lap dances in strip clubs. Then, in her mailbag, Susie offers sage advice to a man who's getting pushed around by his fickle lover.

Recently, Silhouette Productions announced their new reality TV show called "Can You Be a Pornstar?" As 28 young women vie for a year contract as a porn star, Susie explains what it really takes to be a porn star and why this show won't get anywhere near that. Then, Susie reads the lead essay in her new book, "Mommy's Little Girl." It's about the time she had to explain her job to her then-8-year-old daughter. In her mailbag, Susie debunks penis elargement spam and cannot endose a marriage without sex.

Susie is safe but not sound after the terrorist attacks in NYC and Washington, D.C. The horror of these events and calls for retribution remind Susie of where her passions lie. And, speaking of passions, some of the suicide hijackers apparently spent their last night in a strip bar. This leads Susie to wonder about the sex lives of fundamentalists of all stripes. And, in her Try this at Home Mailbag, Susie advises a man whose girlfriend hates to be called "Yummy."

In this week's Front Page, Susie talks about teaching an erotic writing workshop in the Caribbean. In Books and Movies about Sex, Susie reads one of her own stories, an oldie but a goodie about her fantasies with former Vice President Dan Quayle. In her Try this at Home mailbag, Susie helps a woman who says she doesn't mind her boyfriend watching porn, it's just the type of porn she minds. You can reach Susie at Susie@audible.com.

California Governor-elect Schwarzenegger takes office on November 17th, but what about the sex? Susie says she's been reading between the lines of Arnold's sexual exploits and she's come up with a theory about what really turns the Terminator on. Then, Susie just learned of the "Third Date Rule" and she's not taking this one lying down! In her mailbag, Susie helps one man figure out where to fulfill his vulva fetish and points another listener in the direction of corporate owned porn.

Recently, Susie lectured at the University of Wisconsin, in spite of protests from conservative lawmakers. In this week's Front Page, Susie reads a letter to the University of Wisconsin chancellor from State Representative Steve Nash, declaring "Susie Bright - a menace." In her Media Whore department, Susie dreams of getting in on with rap bad-boy Eminem. And, in this week's, Try This at Home mailbag, Susie answers a poignant letter from a woman who gets mistaken for a boy.

Traci Lords has a new memoir, Traci Lords: Underneath it All, about her days as one of the most famous underage porn stars and the regret she feels for what happened. So, Susie clears the decks this week to talk about exactly what made Traci Lords so famous and why, even though Susie and Traci got into the porn biz the same year, they have such different memories about what the business was like for women. In her mailbag, Susie offers sexy advice to a man who wants his wife to strip for him.

Susie ponders an age-old question: Even though most people say they crave variety, why do we get turned on by the same things over and over again? Susie shares her stories of learning to like porn and finding out something new while watching her lover in action. Susie also talks about the case where a woman faces stiff penalties after pleading guilty to selling dirty underwear on the Internet. In her mailbag, Susie answers a woman who wonders where her husband's passion went.

Valentine's Day is just around the corner and Susie's in full holiday swing. Susie's celebration tips cover couples, singletons, and people who are bored in their relationships. Plus, there's still time to send your valentines to Susie and, if she likes it, you will be the proud owner of her two new books, Best American Erotica 2002 and How to Write a Dirty Story. Don't delay! In her Try this at Home mailbag, Susie gets a letter from a man who loves his wife's Brazilian bikini wax.

The audio version of Best American Erotica 2003 is finally here! To celebrate, Susie wants her In Bed fans to get a good long sample to hear how you like it. So, instead of her regular show this week, we offer Susie's introduction to this amazing collection of erotic stories and two of her favorite stories. Susie reads the first story, "Courtney Cox's Asshole," written by Jill Soloway. Then, you'll hear Tsaurah Litzky's "End of the World Sex" which is both sexy and apt in these days of terrorism. If you like these stories, there's plenty more in the full collection of Best...