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Six friends stand against the combined Orders of Fire, Water, Air, and Earth, protecting a girl whose forbidden abilities have condemned her to death. Now they are joined by a man who was once the Curse, the Church's most powerful weapon and Ria's greatest threat.

When Searon loses everything he once held dear, he begins a quest for revenge, leaving behind everything except his crimson claymore. He runs into something he doesn’t expect - an arrogant wizard, who won’t leave him alone unless he forms an army - an army that could fulfill his revenge - and save all of humanity in Calthoria.

Balloon has always been a morbidly obese moron. But recently, something about his feeble brain has changed. Every time he guesses, he’s right. Victory, the girl he’s been crushing on for over 10 years, needs his abilities to save her dying father. Desperate for her affection, Balloon agrees to help.

When space freighter pilot Calen Macleef accidentally wins Larissa “Bit” Earnest in a lucky hand of poker, his main concern is what his gruff and uncompromising brother, Jack, will say about it. Jack Macleef is the captain of the ship in a world where space travel has only recently become the norm and space piracy abounds. Painful memories of prior abuse surface for Bit as she finds herself on a freighter full of rowdy, ungentlemanly merchant marines.

Two civilizations are on the verge of total extinction. One of the greatest classic rockers of all time is dead. And Victory stole the ball of power and gave it to some jerk. Balloon has a lot on his simple mind. To overcome the ultimate evils of the universe, he and his pals will fight bandits, slurp tacos from a tube, play lord protector, and come face-to-face with certain death.

Balloon may have a ball of power, but he’s lost his beloved dream girl to intergalactic bandits. And it’s going to take more than guesses and a souped-up single-wide trailer to get her back. Enlisting the help of a few alien scoundrels, Balloon and his pals travel through space and time to rescue Victory, eat tacos, and solve the ultimate mysteries of the cosmos!

Mars: a beacon of safety and refuge, unless you’re transporting the disputed embryos of genetically modified animals intended for auction to the Martian elite. Jack Macleef and his small crew of interstellar merchant marines - including “Bit”, an unexpected indentured servant - think they're on a simple cargo drop, when things suddenly go awry. Dodging paint-hurling protestors and mercenaries bent on terrorizing the crew’s families, Jack and Bit have their hands full as they try to keep the crew from falling apart while still delivering the cargo on time.

After a night of raucous celebration, the gang awakens to a semi-truck crashing through their front gate. Zombies pour out, surrounding them and trapping everyone inside. Xanadu is stolen! Jonah is bit. And time is running out before Dr. Natasha Nitsau unleashes her zombie Armageddon! Outnumbered and out of time, will the brothers and JJ be able to stop the zombie apocalypse?

In this magical tale a child's creativity comes to life as he explores the imagined life of dragons. Set against the backdrop of New Orleans, the whimsical and rhyming passages lead us through an adventure across the city, ultimately challenging us to find our own inner Dragon.

The year 2083 isn't pretty. A strange plague has turned 98% of the world's population into violent, zombie-like creatures known as the Infected. The remaining 2% of the population live in three sectors that are precariously protected by the Earth's Viral Defenses (EVD), the new global government. And if that isn't bad enough, strange, ominous lights have started to appear in the sky. In a world such as this - one where survival is often measured in hours or days rather than in months or years - friends and family are everything.

Molon Hawkins, a daring, free merc captain, earns his living navigating the dangerous borders between factions in the civil war that shattered humanity's vast star empire. For the former scout captain and his veteran command crew aboard Star Wolf, most contracts are milk runs. When a routine rescue mission goes awry, Molon finds his rescuee, Dr. John Salzmann, inextricably tied into a web of intrigue that threatens to upset the balance of power in the galaxy.

Vincent Corinthos has made his share of enemies. He's squared off against diabolical megalomaniacs, shadow lords and intergalactic conquerors. And now he and the rest of Boston's Caulborn have been targeted by a clan of vampiric assassins.

In 1854, Caulborn agents stopped an interdimensional warlord named Sakave from conquering our universe. With protective extradimensional barriers in place, Sakave's attempted conquest is now little more than a note in the Caulborn's archives. That is, until the recent catastrophe at Ashgate Penitentiary weakened those barriers and made Sakave a threat again. Things get worse when Commander Courageous gives Vincent Corinthos a dangerous piece of advice, which fractures those barriers even further.

When Sean Moretti's powers manifested themselves, a lifetime of comic books taught him what to do. Already struggling to make it as a normal college student, his new-found ability to sense energy in those around him did nothing to simplify his life. As destructive forces descend upon Steel City, he must learn to channel his potential, or die trying.

An ancient space being called Moomamu has awoken on Earth and wants nothing more than to get back to his home in the stars. Taking the advice of his cat, Gary, he makes his way up t'north to meet the Tall-One-With-Insight. As he journeys across a land of underground trains, cappuccinos, and a man obsessed with killing him, he soon learns that being on Earth is a symptom of a bigger problem, and going home just might destroy the planet.

Have you ever wondered how Jonah and Judas Zee became zombie exterminators? This fifth installment dives into the outrageous origin stories of the duo’s career, from their training days at Pests B’ Gone to their first-ever zombie gig, courtesy of the mysterious and nefarious Dr. Nitsau. Packed with previously unreleased stories, fan-favorite moments, and standalone oddities, this collection brings you closer to the chaotic, zombie-filled universe of the Zee Brothers. From a Sasquatch Society showdown to hilariously grotesque jobs, the stories are a rollercoaster of laughs, gore, and surprises.