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Albert Einstein is known as a genius. But as a child, he was a late developer and couldn't find a teaching job after graduation.

Ambitious Ninja has dreams about advancing to blue belt and realizes that goal setting might just be the answer.

Have you ever wondered how the Easter Bunny manages to deliver all of those eggs? Well, he eats. A lot. Eating that much gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot, too. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release.

Come along with Buddy the Burping Bunny on a funny adventure! Listen to the book to find out what happens in this cute and funny story gift book. The book series Farting Adventures celebrates the value of laughter. Makes a perfect gift for boys or girls on Easter or any time of the year.

Sad Ninja deals with the loss of a loved one. Find out what happens in this SEL book about accepting sad feelings like loss and grief.

We teach our children to be kind to others, to share, but how do we teach them to be kind to themselves? Follow Compassionate Ninja in a journey to discover empathy and how important it is to not only cultivate compassion for others but self compassion, as well.

This memoir is from a middle-aged Missourian who was part of the strange yet fascinating world of Civil War reenacting. I tell of my first taste of black powder, "seeing the elephant", fighting heat, rain, cold, mud, politics, movie stars, and live fire. From dog and pony show events to the 125th anniversary spectaculars involving thousands of participants, I reveal the inside skinny on the hobby, as I saw it, with plenty of humor to tickle the funny bone.

After suffering an injury at the lighthouse, Detective White is taken to the hospital. Inspector Bronson, now working alone, has to double his workload to solve the investigation. An unlikely alliance is soon formed when the work is far too much for Inspector Bronson to manage on his own. Officer Swanson’s temper starts to get the better of her and a huge revelation leaves Inspector Bronson wondering what he is going to do next.

Artsy Fartsy was used to spending his days all alone. Until one day, he made two penguin friends. Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too.

Cupid thinks it’s just another Valentine’s Day until there’s a farting tragedy. Listen to the book to find out what happens in this cute and funny adventure. Makes a perfect gift for a boy, girl, or a special person in your life.

Diversity Ninja shows us that regardless of differences in race, gender, ability, background, clothing, language spoken, or skin color, we are all part of the human race. Our differences are beautiful like the colors of a rainbow. Find out what happens in this diverse, anti-racist book about overcoming prejudice and racism and practicing diversity, equality, and inclusion.

How do we teach our children to share? Sometimes, stories allow us to show them what sharing looks like. In this Ninja Life Hacks book, Sharing Ninja is the recipient of sharing and then experiences how it feels to share, too! Find out what happens in this comedic book about combating selfishness and considering others’ feelings.

What do dogs think about when you leave them? Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect for ages 0 to 100+. A funny, fresh perspective from your dog's point of view.

Love Ninja goes on a quest to learn more about love. Find out what happens in this comedic book about showing your loved ones you care....

Once upon a time, Hopeful Ninja never dared to dream big. It wasn't until she learned a great exercise to reframe her mind that her hope began to rise. Find out what happens in this Ninja Life Hacks book about finding the silver lining in every situation.

Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, ever marry one! It’s one disaster after another. Come and join the fun in the brand-new series Never Ever by the New York Times best-selling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin.

So when the pencil sharpener refuses to work, it makes Grumpy Ninja lose control of BIG emotions. Until one day, a friend shares how a little rest, relaxation, and a simple change of mindset can change anyone's mood and perspective, even when things go wrong. Find out what happens in this comedic book about how rest, relaxation, and a little gratitude might change your perspective.

Earth Ninja shows his friend how one little ninja can make a difference in the world by practicing three simple life habits. Find out what happens in this fun book about the impact we each have on the earth.

What makes Hangry Ninja so hangry? Well, just about anything and everything. When Hangry Ninja goes too long without eating, she blows her lid. Find out what happens in this comedic book about preventing hanger and managing outbursts and meltdowns.

Fritz is an excellent reindeer, except for one small problem: He has gas. And leading up to the big day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come.