Saga of the Seal Bearer

Dying was the easy part. Zander Chung has been sentenced to death by video call. Now, he’s being hunted by homicidal household appliances, having what experts would call a very bad day. His (possibly) immortal grandmother has a solution: put him on the next flight to the Egyptian Duat in search of an inscription.

Armed with a sarcastic scarab, an angel in heels, and few useful life skills beyond script-writing, Zander must hoodwink Anubis, survive judgment, and survive an Afterlife that treats the living as a clerical mistake.

His only chance of cheating death lies with a long-dead sorcerer who might be family, but cannot be trusted—and who may have plans that don’t include Zander. Book One of The Saga of the Seal Bearer is a darkly funny fantasy of ancient gods, djinn-fuelled disasters, and consequences that refuse to stay theoretical. Expect sharp humour, escalating chaos, and mythological mischief with consequences. Perfect for listeners who like their fantasy smart, irreverent, and one bad decision away from catastrophe.