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Deck The Hallmark

Deck The Hallmark

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  • Silent Night, Deadly Night
    Apr 3 2026

    It's Festive Friday and things are getting dark this holiday season!

    ABOUT SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT

    After seeing his parents killed by someone dressed as Santa, a grown man later wears a Santa suit himself and seeks violent revenge.

    AIR DATE & NETWORK FOR SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT

    December 12, 2025 | Theatrical Release

    CAST & CREW OF SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT

    Director: Mike P. Nelson

    Writers: Mike P. Nelson, Michael Hickey, Paul Caimi

    Cast:

    • Rohan Campbell as Billy Chapman
    • Ruby Modine as Pamela Sims
    • Mark Acheson as Charlie (Shotgun Santa)
    • Erik Athavale as Geoffrey Chapman
    BRAN'S MOVIE SYNOPSIS

    We meet this boy who is in an assisted living waiting room and he keeps being creeped out by these random people. The kid goes back to see his grandpa who talks to him about Santa, but he starts coughing like crazy. He goes to get his grandpa some water but it's too late. Grandpa coughs up just an insane amount of blood. Bad news - grandpa is dead. They get on the road and, while at a stop light, a car comes behind them and just slowly taps them. The dad gets out to check and is shot by a Santa Claus. Santa shoots towards the mom. She's able to kick him in the neck with her heel but he gets one last shot in before they both die. The boy, Billy, is there to watch it all.

    Years later, Billy is now an adult. He wakes up in a hotel room and we see a dead body in the bathtub. He takes some of the blood from that body and puts it in this weird bloody advent calendar he keeps.

    Billy hears this voice that's kind of guiding him. It's a bit like Venom. You know Venom? It's like that. Billy sees a woman that he fancies and follows her to the Christmas shop that she works at. He applies for the job and gets it so that he can be close to her. Her name is Pamela.

    It doesn't take long for him to find his next victim - an older dude who hits on Pam. We find out that way back when, after his mom stabbed Santa with her heel, Billy went to check on him and when they touched hands, this electrical surge passes between them. That's the voice we hear.

    We find out that there's an urban legend in town - the Snatcher. Someone who takes kids. Pam's dad is like it's just a myth...although, there is an alarming number of missing kids.

    Pam gets arrested for sticking up for her nephew. Her ex-boyfriend is a cop and he tells her that she's being released. That's when we find out that they broke up because he punched her in the face. He really wants to get back with her but she's not having it.

    Luckily for Billy, he comes across a nazi Christmas party. That makes picking his next kill pretty quickly. He just goes ham on the nazis but the head nazi starts shooting and he ends up getting hit which allows her to get away. But he's ok. It's not his first rodeo.

    Tough break for Billy. He's asked to play Santa at work which turns out to be incredibly challenging for him because of what happens to him when he puts on the suit. But he's able to make it through and Pam is very impressed and finds him in the back room and they make out and what not.

    We see Pam's dad come across this little girl who is in a van. She had been taken by the Snatcher. The Snatcher comes behind him and kills him. Obviously, Pam is distraught. She tells Billy that she wished Santa was real so that she could ask Santa to kill the guy who killed her dad.

    Billy decides to confide in her. He tells her about the electrical surge and how he now is guided by the voice of Charlie, aka Santa. Santa knows who has been naughty and is able to show Billy what they did. So Billy only kills guys that he knows have done real bad stuff. Pam is unfazed.

    Charlie leads them to a Christmas tree lot where they find three kids in this bunker with ball pit balls. Pam goes down there and little does she know that the Snatcher is down there too. Guided by Charlie, Billy is able to kill the Snatcher by stabbing him with a box cutter.

    When he goes outside, Pam's ex-boyfriend cop is there and he shoots Billy. Pam comes out and sees Billy laying there. He's dying. She grabs his hand and the electrical surge happens. She now has "it". She kills her ex and then hears Billy's voice who will be guiding her. He asks if she's ready for this and she smiles.

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    41 mins
  • Hope Valley: 1874 - S01E02 - All in a Dream
    Apr 2 2026

    Jacks joins us this week to begin our journey into Hope Valley: 1874.

    ABOUT: HOPE VALLEY: 1874 (SEASON 1 EPISODE 2)

    When Tom refuses to provide lumber for the boardinghouse, Rebecca gets creative.

    AIR DATE & NETWORK FOR: HOPE VALLEY: 1874 (SEASON 1 EPISODE 2)

    March 26, 2026 | Hallmark Channel

    CAST & CREW OF: HOPE VALLEY: 1874 (SEASON 1 EPISODE 2)
    • Bethany Joy Lenz as Rebecca Clarke
    • Benjamin Ayres as Tom Moore
    BRAN’S HOPE VALLEY: 1874 (SEASON 1 EPISODE 2) SYNOPSIS

    The episode starts off in a pretty shocking way - Rebecca is met by her husband, Jim, who is supposed to be dead! Turns out, it was all a dream. Womp womp. But then she thinks her daughter is missing. Turns out, double dream! INCEPTION!

    The next day, Rebecca and Sarah get to work on the boarding house. It's actually going really well. But she needs lumber for sale. Unfortunately for her, the only one who has spare lumber is Tom who is still against the boarding house opening. She decides to give it a shot anyway and ask and it doesn't go well.

    While she was at Tom's, she left Sarah with another mom, Peggy & her daughter, Jenny. Sarah is shocked to find out that not everyone can read.

    Tom has to rush off though because he finds out that Doyal is encroaching on his property. He threatens him that if he doesn't skedaddle, he's gonna shoot him. But then his daughter comes out, so that complicates things, obviously.

    Rebecca has an idea to sell pies, so she goes to talk to Hattie about it. While in the boarding house, she sees Olivia drawing and it's really good. She asks her if she'd come and draw some ideas she has for the boarding house. Hattie is not thrilled about this.

    Doyal's had it with Tom's ish, so he goes to the new law in town, Alexander. He says he'll look into it.

    While on his horse, he comes up beside Rebecca and Sarah and he asks them about Tom. They tell him that Tom isn't a bad guy.

    He then goes to talk to Tom and he says unless he has documentation proving that this land is his, the prospectors can do whatever they want on his land.

    One night, Rebecca goes out to the prospector area and finds a ton of her wood from the boarding house that they've been taking to burn. She begs them to stop doing that.

    There's a bit of a love connection going on between Clayton (Tom's blacksmith guy) and Olivia, Hattie's daughter. But Olivia dreams of the big city. And when he sees her light up when Alexander brings up Toronto, he gets sad.

    Rebecca talks to the trading guy about getting lumber brought in. He tells her it's gonna likely be over $500 which is more than she has. She's looking at her ring and her daughter says whatever you do, don't sell your ring.

    Lars, Ned's dad, shows up with the wood from the prospectors. They wanted to return it to her. Tom is there when this happens and tells her it looks like she's making friends. He also insists that she not pay him for the carriage wheel. Instead, he wants her to teach Peggy how to read.

    The episode ends with Alexander writing a field report about this place. He says nothing of note except one woman who is a bit suspicious. Why would someone leave with her daughter to come to open a boarding house? UH OH!

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    53 mins
  • Gilmore Girls - Season 1 Episode 19
    Apr 1 2026

    We're back with some more Gilmore Girls! Join us in this journey on social media - @gilmorethemerrierpod.

    ABOUT: GILMORE GIRLS (SEASON 1 EPISODE 19)

    Emily is shocked to see Lorelai's living conditions while raising Rory. She responds by creating a perfect bedroom for Rory in her own house, hoping to make amends.

    AIR DATE & NETWORK FOR: GILMORE GIRLS (SEASON 1 EPISODE 19)

    April 26, 2001 | The WB

    CAST & CREW OF: GILMORE GIRLS (SEASON 1 EPISODE 19)
    • Lauren Graham as Lorelai Gilmore
    • Alexis Bledel as Rory Gilmore
    BRAN’S GILMORE GIRLS (SEASON 1 EPISODE 19) SYNOPSIS

    We're at Friday night dinner and Rory and Emily agree to hang out on Saturday. Lorelai is busy doing literally anything else. Saturday morning is here and they go to Luke's for breakfast. Rachel is still there and shows Lorelai some pictures she took around town, including a picture of her and Luke at the Firelight Festival. But Lorelai is more taken aback by this abandoned house that she took a picture of. She immediately thinks it might be the perfect inn.

    When Lorelai gets to work, she's shocked to find Rune is there. You remember Rune - Jackson's cousin. Sookie asks Lorelai for a favor - give Rune a job and let him stay at the inn so he can get out of Jackson's place. She reluctantly agrees.

    Emily shows up in Stars Hollow and they go on their way. They're having a great time until Rory shows her the little shack that she grew up in and Emily storms out.

    Lorelai goes to check out the inn in the pictures with Rachel. It's perfect.

    So she starts hanging out with Rachel more. Luke tells Lorelai to not get attached. She always leaves. Lorelai is like I think she wants to stay this time. Luke is like you don't know what you're talking about.

    That night, Lorelai and Rory see Luke and Rachel at the movies, so I guess he listened to her.

    At Friday night dinner, Emily is excited to show Rory that she's remodeled a room to be all hers - full of boy band posters and Cosmo magazines. Lorelai is confused and after Rory walks out, Emily and her get into an argument about how Lorelai wanted to be anywhere but with them after Rory was born including a worn down shack.

    They go to Luke's afterwards and Rachel tells Lorelai the big news - Luke has given her a drawer.

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    33 mins
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