• Summer Exodus & Tonali for midfield?
    Apr 1 2026

    The 2026 summer transfer window is already shaping up to be an absolute rollercoaster for Manchester United with new links popping off daily.

    In this weeks episode of Devils in the Box, host Joe dives straight into the massive £100m links tying Newcastle United's Sandro Tonali to Old Trafford, breaking down Fabrizio Romano's latest confirmations and Newcastle's potential forced fire-sale.

    We also take a look around the league to assess the state of our rivals—including Newcastle's Champions League struggles, Liverpool's attacking project, and a wild rumor linking Chelsea's Cole Palmer with a move up North. Then, we break down exactly what Michael Carrick needs to take this squad to the next level, a left-sided attacker, two central midfielders, and a brand new left-back.

    Finally, we say our goodbyes. Joe runs through the confirmed list of players packing their bags and leaving Old Trafford on free transfers this June, including Casemiro, Jadon Sancho, and Tyrell Malacia.

    Get Involved:Check out the Spotify Q&A feature below this episode and let us know: Would you spend £100m on Sandro Tonali, or should INEOS look for cheaper alternatives to fix the midfield?

    🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start to believe again.

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    54 mins
  • What's going on with the new stadium?
    Mar 26 2026

    The international break is here, but the news coming out of Manchester United certainly hasn't stopped!

    In this episode of Devils in the Box, host Joe dives into the massive updates surrounding the future of Old Trafford. We break down the latest from Collette Roche on the £2 billion, 100,000-seater 'Wembley of the North' project, including the crucial Freightliner land negotiations and why we won't have to temporarily relocate while it's being built.

    Then, we turn our attention to the summer rebuild. With Casemiro departing, who will INEOS bring in to anchor the midfield? We debate the blockbuster £100m links to Sandro Tonali versus younger, data-driven targets like Adam Wharton and Elliot Anderson. Plus, we do a proper deep dive into the tactical tweaks Michael Carrick has made to completely revitalize the squad, before wrapping up with some tentative fringe transfer links.

    Get Involved:Check out the Spotify Q&A feature below this episode and let us know: Are you in favour of a new stadium being built?

    🔴 About Devils in the Box: Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start to believe again.

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    47 mins
  • United draw at Vitality & Harry sees red
    Mar 23 2026

    My blood pressure is finally returning to normal! Manchester United drop points on the south coast after an absolute masterclass in inconsistency from the officials.

    In this weeks episode of Devils in the Box, host Joe breaks down the chaotic 2-2 draw against Andoni Iraola's Bournemouth. We cover Bruno Fernandes' opening penalty, Ryan Christie's equalizer, and Harry Maguire's absolute meltdown resulting in a costly red card just 24 hours after his England recall.

    Then, we dedicate an entire segment to the VAR controversy on Amad Diallo. We break down Stuart Attwell's baffling inconsistency, Michael Carrick's furious post-match press conference, and the fallout from former a PGMOL chief. Finally, we cool off with some massive transfer news as Fabrizio Romano drops a bombshell confirming that INEOS have held meetings regarding Newcastle's Bruno Guimaraes.

    Get Involved:Check out the Spotify Q&A feature below this episode and let us know: Was it a clear penalty on Amad?

    🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start to believe again.

    🔔 Make sure to hit 'Follow' on Spotify and leave us a rating if you're enjoying the pod!


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    27 mins
  • Cherries, Midfield Drama & Redemption
    Mar 20 2026

    The good news just keeps rolling in for Manchester United! We’re sitting pretty in 3rd place, and to top it off, Kobbie Mainoo and Harry Maguire are officially back in the England squad.

    In this episode of Devils in the Box, host Joe breaks down Thomas Tuchel's latest 35-man squad and how Michael Carrick has worked absolute miracles to get our boys back in the Three Lions setup just months before the World Cup.

    Plus, grab your popcorn because the summer transfer rumours are getting wild. With Casemiro departing, United need a new midfield general. We break down the reported transfer battle between Newcastle's Bruno Guimaraes and Sandro Tonali. Who should INEOS drop the bag on? Or should the data team look at younger alternatives like Adam Wharton, Carlos Baleba, or Elliot Anderson? Finally, we wrap up with a quick, punchy preview of our Friday night test down on the south coast against Andoni Iraola's stubbornly tough Bournemouth.

    Get Involved:Check out the Spotify Q&A feature below this episode and let us know: Are you Team Bruno G, Team Tonali, or Team Someone Else for the midfield rebuild this summer?

    🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start to believe again.

    🔔 Make sure to hit 'Follow' on Spotify and leave us a rating if you're enjoying the pod!

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    38 mins
  • UNITED LOCK DOWN THIRD!
    Mar 16 2026

    Welcome back to Devils in the Box! Joe is here, and the vibes are absolutely immaculate. We just brushed aside Unai Emery's Aston Villa 3-1 at Old Trafford, and the Champions League spots are looking very, very real!

    In this episode, we break down an incredibly vital win that puts us three points clear of Villa in third place. After a pretty sterile, goalless first half, the game absolutely exploded into life. We're discussing Casemiro opening the scoring with a brilliant header, Ross Barkley giving us a brief scare with an equalizer, and Matheus Cunha immediately restoring order.

    Plus, we HAVE to talk about our captain. Bruno Fernandes dropped an absolute masterclass today, providing two assists and officially breaking the club record for the most assists in a single Premier League season with 16! And of course, we wrap up by praising Benjamin "Super Sub" Sesko for coming off the bench and doing what he does best to seal the 3-1 win. Michael Carrick now has five wins out of five at home in the league, and Old Trafford is a fortress again!

    🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. After a brief stint churning out soul-crushing clickbait for some online sites, Joe is taking to the mic to bring you honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United. Audio-only for now, but fully-fledged video content is coming soon!

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    19 mins
  • The CB Dilemma & The New Wonderkid
    Mar 14 2026

    Welcome back to a tough episode of Devils in the Box following a period of illness to our host! After the sheer trauma of that 10-man Newcastle defeat, I think we all need a little bit of escapism. So today, we are doing what Manchester United fans do best: blindly ignoring the present and obsessing over the future!

    In this episode, Joe dives into the massive summer transfer rumours swirling around INEOS's war chest, including an €80m pursuit of Yan Diomande and a cheeky £??m swoop for Barca's Balde. Then, we talk about the kid who might save us millions: 15-year-old academy sensation JJ Gabriel. He’s already training with the first team, and the quotes from his teammates and coaches are absolutely mind-blowing. Finally, we break down the pressing need for a marquee centre-back and why Forest's Murillo is becoming a mainstay on the hitlist.

    👇 Drop your thoughts in the comments! Is 15 too young, or should JJ Gabriel get some first-team minutes next season? And who is your dream CB signing?

    🔴 About Devils in the Box: Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. After a brief stint churning out soul-crushing clickbait for some online sites, Joe is taking to the mic to bring you honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United. Audio-only for now, but fully-fledged video content is coming soon!

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    31 mins
  • Newcastle Frustrations & Grumpy Old Players
    Mar 6 2026

    Welcome back to an unfortunate episode of Devils in the Box! Well, it was fun while it lasted. Michael Carrick’s unbeaten run has come to a screeching halt after a seriously frustrating 2-1 defeat to a 10-man Newcastle United at St James' Park.

    In this episode, Joe tries to process the Newcastle reality check without hitting the panic button (we are still THIRD, people!). We also take aim at the exhausting negativity coming from the Class of '92—specifically Paul Scholes' hastily deleted Instagram story calling out Carrick. Finally, we push the noise aside to look at the massive decision facing INEOS this summer: Who should be the permanent manager of Manchester United? We dive into the stats and achievements of Michael Carrick, Julian Nagelsmann, Carlo Ancelotti, Luis Enrique, and Roberto De Zerbi.

    👇 Drop your thoughts in the comments! Are you backing Carrick for the permanent job, or should INEOS bring in a heavyweight like Ancelotti or Enrique?

    ⏱️ Episode Topics:- Intro: The Unbeaten Run is Over (But We're Still 3rd!)- The Newcastle Dissection: How Did We Lose to 10 Men?- Ex-Player Negativity: The Harsh Reality of Ex Players- The Permanent Manager Debate: Does Carrick Deserve the Job?- The Shortlist Stats: Nagelsmann, Ancelotti, Enrique & De Zerbi

    🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. After a brief stint churning out soul-crushing clickbait for some online sites, Joe is taking to the mic to bring you honest, banter-ish, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United. Audio-only for now, but fully-fledged video content is coming soon!

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    32 mins
  • Shattering Palace & The Toon Preview
    Mar 3 2026

    We actually did it! Manchester United are officially sitting in THIRD place after a massive 2-1 comeback victory over Crystal Palace. Because why make it easy when you can give the fans a collective heart attack first?

    In Episode 4 of Devils in the Box, Joe breaks down the resilience of Michael Carrick's squad, Bruno Fernandes stepping up with a captain's goal, and Benjamin Sesko continuing his lethal goalscoring form.

    Then, we look ahead to the quick midweek turnaround as United travel to St James' Park to face a battered, bruised, and exhausted Newcastle United side. Can we exploit their massive injury list and extend our Premier League unbeaten run to 12 games? We cover all the latest Carrington injury news—including updates on Luke Shaw and Harry Maguire—and preview exactly how to tame the Magpies.

    👇 Drop your thoughts in the comments! What are your score predictions for Wednesday night against Newcastle? Will Sesko score AGAIN?

    🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. After a brief stint churning out soul-crushing clickbait for some online sites, Joe is taking to the mic to bring you honest, banter-ish, and suddenly very optimistic takes on all things Manchester United. Audio-only for now, but fully-fledged video content is coming soon!

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    20 mins