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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

By: Luke and Pete
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Summary

 Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!Luke and Pete
Episodes
  • I wish my boss was as dirty as this! | EP192 Luke & Pete

    I wish my boss was as dirty as this! | EP192 Luke & Pete
    May 12 2026

    Female boss at JP Morgan “allegedly” forces male subordinate to cheat on his wife and Luke and Pete like no one else, give their HONEST opinions. Nobody is saying they are right but at least they are real. Plus Luke describes to Pete how much he has changed since all the female attention he’s getting because of the pod.

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜



    0:00 Intro & tour stories

    10:30 Power corrupts (female attention)

    22:03 JP Morgan female boss accusations

    42:21 weirdest 3 sum I’ve ever heard of

    46:26 only good as a side chick

    48:41 Bondage P*rn

    53:42 Dilemma: I use to smoke crack, how honest should I be on first dates?


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Russell Brand vs Carol Voderman: why do they like them young | EP191

    Russell Brand vs Carol Voderman: why do they like them young | EP191
    May 5 2026
    On this weeks episode the boys talk compare Russell Brand and Carol Voderman who both seem to like their partners young. They also ask is better to have an easy life or a hard life early on and someone has sent in an Ai story about the boys with a romantic twist.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 hard life vs easy life 13:21 single mothers 17:20 Are other countries better than England?20:23 what’s more important, competence or who you know?22:56 “I got rejected from McDonald’s and Sainsbury’s”28:49 Pete’s driving test 30:05 people we know who are probably dead ( old man I let into my house)33:29 people who are bitter because of a hard life 35:44 people who get a lighter prison sentence than expected, why are they happy?43:13 Russell Brand 52:48 age of attraction 56:21 age of the women in the p*rn you’re watching?58:57 carol vordeman1:04:16 15 year old girl pretending to be 18 dating men. Who’s at fault?1:11:39 someone made a funny ai “romantic story about me and Pete Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Love triangle turns deadly for Influencer | EP190 Luke & Pete

    Love triangle turns deadly for Influencer | EP190 Luke & Pete
    Apr 28 2026

    This week the boys cover the sad story of the influencer who was ran over and killed and they ask the question should the man who the fight was over be held responsible?


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 intro & tour shenanigans

    15:19 Pete’s been robbed

    32:45 influencer kills influencer

    37:47 if a woman knocked you out on camera

    44:36 should the man they were fighting over be held responsible?

    53:04 the aftermath ones the emissions wear off

    58:16 “ I had to beat an emotional man once”

    1:05:56 woman on the run for 6 years caught in 24hrs after reward announced

    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 hr and 15 mins
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Luke and Pete, the two of you get me through boring work days, mucking out the horses in the wind and rain and even join me in the bath on an evening! keep it up lads, you're hilarious x

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Outrageously funny, down to earth, real. It’s so wrong at times it’s just right. It is really refreshing to have 2 very funny men talking about the everyday toil and giving opinions that can be so left field it literally has you laughing out loud. I would recommend to anyone, it’s fantastic

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Hilariously funny unapologetically to the point exactly how it should be these touring infectious and anybody who doesn’t agree needs to have a long hard look at their boring self
Honestly wish nothing but the best for these two

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absolutely love these guys! you are guaranteed to belly laugh! the only thing that brings me joy 🤣 love love love..

laugh my head off!

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I love the friendship between Luke and Pete. So many episodes to catch up on, not enough time (I dont want to stop listening once I start.

always has me chuckling

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