Episodes

  • Who would you bring to Mars? | EP199 Luke & Pete
    Jun 30 2026

    On this weeks episode the boys talk if they were the leaders of the mars expedition who they would bring (Pete is very transparent about his reason) the fact they are both unforgiving and randomly AirPods air wax.


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    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 intro

    3:32 Racism “don’t get uppity”

    15:47 “I don’t forgive those who offend me”

    19:42 AirPod air wax

    24:48 “the president of the uk”

    27:32 only smart people should vote

    34:49 being a ruler of a new planet

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    56 mins
  • "We Wrote Erotic Novels. You Be the Judge." | EP198 Luke & Pete
    Jun 23 2026

    Luke has been doing some research into women’s erotic novels, so the boys have written their own and read them Live on the pod! They also hear the worst story ever sent into the pod and a dilemma from a woman who sent in photos because she feels her boyfriend is better looking than her, Luke and Pete give their honest opinion.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



    0:00 send in your questions dilemmas and confessions

    5:15 A true shirt that is my worst nightmare

    15:16 white men have a weird “joke” culture + specials needs kid

    25:44 women’s erotic novels vs Luke & Pete’s erotic novels

    50:55 dilemma: I think my boyfriend is better looking than me, am I punching?

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • “My Girlfriend Lied About Being a Virgin. Should I Leave?” | EP197 Luke & Pete
    Jun 16 2026

    On this week’s episode, the boys discuss how culture and upbringing can shape relationships, why getting rich too quickly can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing, and tackle the dilemma of the girlfriend who lied about being a virgin.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 intro & Pete taking shots at “someone”

    8:39 dad tells daughter to dump boyfriend because…

    12:57 woman takes a poo in the middle of the street

    27:26 very difficult to change culture + working in an office

    37:04 too much money too fast will ruin your life

    41:22 how do famous people date?

    53:24 dilemma: my girlfriend said she was a virgin she lied about I leave?

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • “I Love Him, But We Never Have Sex” | EP196 Luke & Pete
    Jun 9 2026

    This week, the boys dive into some classic Sheetster dilemmas. One listener wants to know how to become so confident that you genuinely stop caring what people think of you. Another is facing a much tougher problem: her partner hasn’t wanted sex for three years, and she doesn’t know what to do next. As always, Luke and Pete offer their thoughts, questionable wisdom, and a few laughs along the way.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 intro + when your breath smells like Sh!t

    3:24 are you happy with your life?

    11:19 are we too Offensive to grow? + faking mental health

    15:27 Question: how do I become confident like you two and not give a f*ck?

    53:35 Question: sexless relationship what do I do?

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • “Is it wrong to sleep with my Step-Sister?” | EP195 Luke & Pete
    Jun 2 2026

    On this weeks episode the boys talk disabled people getting priority over women with buggies on the bus. A confrontational tv host and is it wrong to sleep with your Step-Sister?


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



    0:00 embarrassing things you can’t forget

    16:43 “signs I’m getting old”

    21:01 so hot the cameras shut off

    22:25 confrontational tv host

    27:43 people from American South

    31:31 being obsessed with women(Ted Turner)

    38:10 disabled people take highest priority on public transport

    50:14 has Luke rubbed off on Pete?

    51:20 “my grandad cheated”

    52:45 “why won’t you get married” + going to church

    1:00:03 are look and Pete “special needs”?

    1:07:19 “found a card from my dead grandad”

    1:19:40 dilemma: my brother is sleeping with our step-sister

    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Virgin Island Experts get the Luke & Pete treatment | EP194
    May 26 2026

    This week, the boys are joined by the hosts of the hit TV show Virgin Island. Nothing is off limits as they answer the lads’ most revealing questions about sex, relationships and attraction. Some of the answers are eye-opening. Others leave Luke wishing he’d never asked.

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    Quiz: www.somatica.com/quiz

    Socials:

    Dr.Danielle Harel: https://www.instagram.com/drdanielleharel/

    Celeste Hirschman https://www.instagram.com/celestehirschman/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@celesteanddanielle

    Somatica Institute: https://www.instagram.com/somatica_institute/

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomaticaInstitute


    0:00 Introducing our guests

    2:05 what is Somatica? (Their teachings)

    6:28 Pete exposes Luke

    8:18 if you’re in a relationships don’t still flirt with other men?

    10:32 Are Luke & Pete flirting?

    12:47 question: I don’t like dignity or equality in the bedroom is this normal?

    17:58 it’s ok to giggle in the bedroom

    19:07 spontaneity in the bedroom

    22:04 someone people are easier to please than others

    24:58 question: I want to be told what to do but it feels less masculine?

    26:13 cuckolding

    29:43 how old was you when you started playing with yourself?

    32:25 fetish, trauma and Luke gets vulnerable

    39:10 was Pete P*nis shamed when he was younger?

    44:48 question: why are emotional unavailable people more attractive?

    49:08 advice for people with kids

    51:06 novelty, am i destined to cheat?

    57:08 are women are more valuable than men in the sexual market?

    59:33 “how i show my love”

    1:04:05 Luke exposes Pete

    1:05:09 the most honest podcast on the internet

    1:07:35 CNC and trust (male perspective)

    1:10:52 question: when is having a type wrong?

    1:16:13 Trust seeker in the bedroom

    1:17:11 how much of sex is to do with ego?


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig



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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Insults, Betrayal & Micheal Jackson sleepovers | EP193 Luke & Pete
    May 19 2026

    Luke and Pete have a dispute and they realise it stems from something much deeper and they discuss what they would of done if they had a sleepover at Micheal Jacksons house.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 would you be upset if your friend done this?

    18:11 gecko feeds trapped friend for 10 years

    26:29 “I hate relying on people”

    35:43 sensitive to betrayal

    40:15 always thinking people have an ulterior motive

    43:30 insults, praise and low

    Self esteem

    50:22 how pete would of tested if Micheal

    Jackson was a P*do FFS🤣

    57:28 would you rather…: a really hard question that reveals a lot

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • I wish my boss was as dirty as this! | EP192 Luke & Pete
    May 12 2026

    Female boss at JP Morgan “allegedly” forces male subordinate to cheat on his wife and Luke and Pete like no one else, give their HONEST opinions. Nobody is saying they are right but at least they are real. Plus Luke describes to Pete how much he has changed since all the female attention he’s getting because of the pod.

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜



    0:00 Intro & tour stories

    10:30 Power corrupts (female attention)

    22:03 JP Morgan female boss accusations

    42:21 weirdest 3 sum I’ve ever heard of

    46:26 only good as a side chick

    48:41 Bondage P*rn

    53:42 Dilemma: I use to smoke crack, how honest should I be on first dates?


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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    1 hr and 21 mins