FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Joe Cole joins the lads to reflect on the ruthless standards set by Jose Mourinho during Chelsea’s glory years, including the brutal lesson he learned after facing Ronaldinho and Barcelona at the Nou Camp.

Joe opens up on Mourinho’s obsession with tactical discipline, the fear factor inside the dressing room, and the savage man-management techniques that kept Chelsea’s squad on edge.

The former England international also shares hilarious stories from his first ever England call-up at just 18 years old, including meeting legends like David Beckham, Paul Scholes and Tony Adams, as well as witnessing Kevin Keegan resign after England’s defeat to Germany at the old Wembley.

Elsewhere, Joe breaks down one of football’s most painful and underappreciated jobs — being the designated “charger” in the wall — and why taking a free-kick to the face was sometimes the easy option.

If you enjoyed this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/jBJh3GjgFUE

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On this week’s 401st episode special of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris celebrate hitting an unbelievable milestone… by completely losing control of the show.

First up is Portsmouth legend and cult hero Kit Man Kev, who delivers an all-time segment. From washing players’ kits for cash, to lifting sofas over balconies, to wild dressing room stories and boxing sessions with players — Kev gives a brutally honest take on how football has changed, why “the game’s gone,” and what modern players are missing.

Next in is Nortei Nortey, where the lads are immediately apologetic for a previous episode’s “funny name” antics… Nortei brings a different footballing perspective with stories from his career, connections to the lads, and a look into Dagenham & Redbridge’s recent takeover.

Then things take another left turn as Felix White (The Maccabees) joins — blending football, music, and podcasting worlds. There’s talk of FA Cup obsession, crossover culture, and even a cheeky callback to Crouchy previously slagging off his podcast… before Felix quite literally plays the episode out with a fantastic live musical moment.

No script, no structure — just three surprise guests, unbelievable stories, and a 401st episode special that proves sometimes the best episodes are the ones where nobody knows what’s coming next.

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00:00 - Intro & 401 episode milestone explained

03:00 - Reflecting on podcast origins & early days

04:00 - The “Peteroni” glass reveal (long pint glass)

05:00 - First pour attempt goes horribly wrong

06:30 - Cheers to 401!

07:30 - Classic podcast memories & catchphrases

08:30 - Story: Crouch getting recognised post-retirement

09:30 - Glass-making video & behind-the-scenes reaction

11:30 - Attempting to “split the P”

13:00 - Format reveal: mystery guests with blindfolds

14:00 - Old VHS footage introduced

14:30 - Young Crouchy’s Chelsea interview clip reaction

15:30 - Ball boy footage & early career nostalgia

16:50 - Transition to first mystery guest

18:30 - Blindfold guessing begins

20:30 - Kev revealed: “heartbeat of Portsmouth”

23:00 - Early Crouch days: living alone & being looked after

24:30 - Sofa lifting through balcony story

26:00 - Kev’s backstory

30:30 - Stories about legendary players

32:30 - Dressing room fights & boxing stories

37:00 - “Game’s gone” discussion begins

38:30 - Modern football vs old-school mentality

40:00 - Smoking, culture & changes in football

41:30 - Tribute to Portsmouth fans & emotional goodbye

43:30 - Kev leaves & reaction from the lads

44:30 - Second guest teased

46:00 - Clues: football links, connections to hosts

48:00 - Identity slowly pieced together

49:00 - Nortei Nortey revealed

50:00 - Football journey & connections discussion

51:30 - Talking career paths & recent football experiences

53:00 - Banter about mutual links & teams

54:30 - Short but lively segment wraps up

55:30 - Third guest teased (non-football world hints)

56:00 - Clues: podcast, music, crossover with sport

57:45 - Big clue: FA Cup book reference

58:10 - Felix White revealed (The Maccabees)

01:05:00 - Felix White segment continues: football + music crossover chat

01:07:00 - Podcast banter & shared industry stories

01:08:30 - Felix reflects on football culture & storytelling

01:09:00 - Felix plays live music / plays the episode out 🎶

01:10:20 - Reactions to the performance & wrap-up with Felix

01:11:10 - Transition into Paddy Power segment

01:12:00 - “Wives Called” segment introduced

01:24:30 - Final laughs & wrapping the segment

01:28:11 - End of episode

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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, former Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale joined the lads to break down the evolving role of the modern goalkeeper and how the position has become more influential than ever. Ramsdale lifted the lid on his relationship with manager Mikel Arteta, explaining how he’s given responsibility to dictate play and make key decisions during build-up phases.

The conversation dives into the tactical details behind set pieces, including the increasingly popular “draft excluder” role, with Ramsdale offering a goalkeeper’s perspective on why it’s used, when it matters, and how it can impact the outcome of free kicks.

He also shares insight into communication within the squad, the intelligence of teammates like Martin Ødegaard, and the growing importance of goalkeepers in shaping a team’s overall strategy.

But most importantly… who was the most parched?

If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/b9ftLa8_nDU?si=ieykWFS-X11g78Sp

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by Premier League legend James Milner — and it’s every bit as honest, chaotic, and insightful as you’d expect. From breaking appearance records to being labelled “boring,” Milner opens up on the mentality that’s kept him at the top for over two decades.

He takes us right back to his Leeds debut at just 16, the brutal dressing room culture that shaped him, and the surreal transition from academy kid to first-team regular. The conversation dives deep into his time at Newcastle and Aston Villa, before lifting the lid on the madness at Manchester City — big egos, training ground bust-ups, and the relentless fight to stay in the team amid £30m signings every summer.

Milner also shares incredible insight into Liverpool’s transformation under Jürgen Klopp — from early disappointments to building a title-winning machine — revealing the intensity, leadership, and culture that powered one of the most dominant teams in Premier League history.

There’s also plenty of classic pod chaos: dressing room pranks, wild fines, and stories that perfectly sum up why Milner is one of football’s most respected pros. After Milner departs, the lads wrap things up with a Paddy Power segment and this week’s Chaos Card, making some very questionable “phone a friend” calls…

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00:00 - Intro, chaos & podcast return

00:14 - Testicular cancer awareness message

00:48 - Giveaway winner & merch chat

02:26 - Milner joins the pod

03:00 - “Boring Milner” label explained

03:38 - Breaking the appearance record

05:16 - Dealing with attention & praise

06:44 - Avoiding the limelight

08:12 - Fitness, longevity & elite standards

10:03 - Dad’s influence & mentality

10:36 - Old-school Leeds dressing room culture

12:18 - Leadership & helping younger players

14:46 - Debut at 16 for Leeds

16:01 - First team training shock

00:17:37 - Premier League debut story

19:29 - Dressing room pranks & chaos

21:41 - Earning respect as a young player

24:15 - Aston Villa move & failed transfer

26:29 - Villa form & career progression

29:00 - Playing 7 positions in one game

30:56 - Man City move & title-winning journey

33:25 - Big egos, fights & training chaos

37:02 - Aguero title moment reaction

39:11 - Liverpool move explained

42:19 - First impressions of Liverpool

45:51 - Klopp’s arrival & ruthless standards

47:19 - Intensity of Klopp training

50:10 - Personal connection & leadership

1:05:00 - Listener messages & wrap up

1:18:46 - Milner leaves the podcast

1:20:30 - Post-interview debrief with the lads

1:25:10 - Paddy Power segment

1:30:15 - Chaos Card: Phone a Friend begins

1:35:40 - Celebrity calls chaos & wrap-up

1:38:50 - Outro

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FROM THE VAULT: In this classic clip, former England international and Premier League striker Jermain Defoe joins the lads to break down the fine margins that define elite goal scorers.

Widely regarded as one of the most natural finishers of his generation, Defoe reflects on his early days at West Ham, where he learned crucial lessons from club legend Ian Wright.

Defoe reveals the specific training ground drills that shaped his movement in the box, including a brutal but effective method Wright used to improve his timing and composure.

He explains why most young forwards make the same costly mistake—arriving too early—and how mastering movement and patience can dramatically increase goal-scoring chances.

The conversation also touches on modern strikers like Erling Haaland, the evolution of the game, and how Defoe began transitioning into coaching at Tottenham’s academy.

Since this episode was recorded, Defoe has taken the next step in his journey and is now the manager of Woking—making this a fascinating look back at the early ideas and influences shaping his approach to management today.

If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/YI4YecuoXP8

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by former Watford, Wrexham, Man Utd and England goalkeeper turned YouTube trailblazer Ben Foster — and it’s safe to say this one is packed with absolute chaos.

Fozzy lifts the lid on life inside some of football’s biggest dressing rooms, from the relentless intensity of Sir Alex Ferguson’s Manchester United to the pressure of making one mistake at the very top level. He opens up about the moments that shaped his career, including refusing to play in an FA Cup final, getting battered 6–0… and somehow still finding a way to laugh about it.

We also dive deep into the story behind the GoPro — the idea that changed football content forever — including the backlash, dressing room reactions, and the fines he received from clubs for showing too much.

There’s also incredible insight into Wrexham’s rise under Ryan Reynolds & Rob Mac, including promotion celebrations, behind-the-scenes stories, and one of the most iconic penalty saves in recent football history.

Plus, we get into goalkeeper psychology, “parched” players, dressing room politics, and what really separates those who make it at the very top… from those who don’t.

And there’s this week’s Chaos Card, and a slightly chaotic solo finish from Crouchy himself to top it all off.

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00:00 - Intro, holidays & random chat

02:15 - Crouchy’s old VHS tapes & ball boy story

04:30 - Fear of what’s recorded on old tapes

06:40 - Introducing Ben Foster

10:30 - Podcasting as a footballer & inspiration

13:30 - “Parched” players & dressing room stories

15:00 - England camps & squad dynamics

18:30 - Refusing to play in FA Cup final

20:30 - Kepa situation & goalkeeper decisions

21:30 - Origin of the GoPro idea

24:50 - Players reacting to the camera

25:50 - Hiding bad performances from YouTube

27:00 - Getting fined for GoPro content

28:30 - Social media evolution in football

29:30 - Retirement & Wrexham return

31:00 - Ryan Reynolds & Wrexham behind the scenes

32:30 - Vegas promotion party stories

33:30 - Iconic Notts County penalty save

34:30 - Penalty mind games explained

35:30 - Career highlights & cup final win

36:30 - Obafemi Martins madness

38:00 - Crazy football contracts & wages

39:30 - Man United move story

41:00 - First day at Man United & Sir Alex

42:30 - Training intensity at United

44:00 - Fear of making mistakes at top level

45:30 - Dressing room mentality & leadership

47:00 - Players who can’t handle pressure

48:30 - Big club mentality explained

50:00 - Confidence vs hiding on the pitch

56:00 - Career reflections & mindset

01:00:00 - Football culture changes over time

01:04:00 - Foster segment ends

01:06:00 - Absolute shambles of a remote record!

01:08:30 - Chaos Card segment

01:12:30 - Connection issues & wrap-up

01:14:00 - Crouchy’s solo predictions

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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, former Chelsea, Manchester City and England left-back Wayne Bridge joins the lads to reveal some of the most unbelievable stories from his career.

Bridge opens up on the horrific leg break that sidelined him, the superstitions he swore by, and the surreal moment Roman Abramovich flew him home on a private jet.

He also shares a chaotic behind-the-scenes story from his time at Man City, admitting he once drank the minibar dry the night before a game—only to be unexpectedly called into action.

From dressing room banter to fines, injuries, and wild off-pitch moments, this is a brutally honest look at life as a Premier League footballer.

If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/PhrF_CMIjUc?si=wMm1v8fvNz4iwrd8

Chumbawamba

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