Episodes

  • Amy Childs On Getting A Boob Job At 17, Her Dad Calling Her A Freak & Why She Regrets Her Cosmetic Surgery

    Amy Childs On Getting A Boob Job At 17, Her Dad Calling Her A Freak & Why She Regrets Her Cosmetic Surgery
    May 11 2026
    This week we're joined by the legendary Amy Childs. TOWIE original, mum of four, newlywed, and one of the most refreshingly honest guests we've ever had in the room. And yes… this episode absolutely goes there. From emergency C-sections and prolapsed cords to potty training disasters, £400 Amazon sprees, and why she genuinely cannot be bothered after a long day, Amy holds nothing back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    50 mins
  • Hannah and Louise can’t stop laughing at THIS! | No Parental Guidance

    Hannah and Louise can’t stop laughing at THIS! | No Parental Guidance
    May 4 2026
    Can you make it through these stories without laughing? Because we certainly couldn’t. In this episode of No Parental Guidance, Hannah and Louise take on the "Last One Laughing" Challenge. Inspired by the hit show, they go head-to-head to see who can keep a straight face while sharing the most "educational" (and by educational, we mean absolutely traumatizing) parenting moments. Things take a turn very quickly as we dive into your NPG Community Fails. We’re talking about everything from accidental public broadcasts about butt plugs to the now-legendary "Bat’s Nose" observation that has changed how we look at anatomy forever. In this episode: The LOL Challenge: Hannah and Louise try to keep it together while discussing "poo hands" and swimming pool disasters. The Bluetooth Betrayal: Why you should always check your car settings before listening to us at the beach. The "Bat's Nose": A 4-year-old’s brutal honesty that sent us straight to Google Images (and we regret it). Toast Trauma & Sheep Milk: The wedding day mishap you have to hear to believe. Are you a "Bat Enthusiast" or just a parent hanging by a thread? Let us know your biggest fail in the comments! Love the show? Make sure to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE! :bell: New episodes every Monday and Wednesday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    34 mins
  • Jess Wright Discusses the Reality of Postnatal Depression & Maternal Wellbeing

    Jess Wright Discusses the Reality of Postnatal Depression & Maternal Wellbeing
    Apr 27 2026
    This week we're joined by the iconic Jess Wright. TOWIE original, mum, businesswoman, and refreshing and honest guest! And yes… this episode goes there. From PND, antidepressants, and the black cloud that hit her the moment she walked through the front door with her newborn, to stabbing a football with a carving knife because the kids just wouldn't stop. Jess holds nothing back. She opens up about her son Presley's heart condition diagnosis, the moment a doctor told her he would need open heart surgery, and how she held herself together long enough to host a charity ball before quietly falling apart afterwards. It's raw, it's real, and it will stay with you. There's talk of parenting fails, sleep regressions, the Bottle Fairy who absolutely did not work, and why kids save their absolute worst behaviour for the person who loves them most. Jess gets candid about life after TOWIE, why she still can't watch the clips back, the misconceptions about the Wright family, and why no one really knows the truth about who they are behind closed doors. There's also Britney Spears chat, mum jeans, Morpheus 8, and the very specific chaos of trying to film a reel in your garden when your neighbour is definitely listening. Funny, emotional, and completely unfiltered. If you've ever felt the weight of a diagnosis you didn't see coming, questioned every parenting decision you've ever made, or just needed someone to say it out loud, this one's for you. Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@NoParentalGuidance?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/no_parental_guidance/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@noparentalguidancepod No Parental Guidance is the unfiltered, laugh-out-loud parenting show that cuts through impossible standards with honesty, chaos, and empathy. #JessWright #NoParentalGuidance #MotherhoodUnfiltered #TOWIE #ParentingFails #PostnatalDepression #OpenHeartSurgery #KeepingItReal #Motherhood #RealTalk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    45 mins
  • Millennial Nostalgia & The Science of Mitosis with Matt Green | No Parental Guidance Bonus

    Millennial Nostalgia & The Science of Mitosis with Matt Green | No Parental Guidance Bonus
    Apr 22 2026
    The science doesn't stop! In this bonus episode of No Parental Guidance, we go beyond the textbooks with The Rapping Science Teacher, Matt Green. We put Matt’s rap knowledge to the test (does he actually know Kendrick Lamar?), find out why Louise is biologically programmed to sneeze at the sun, and dive into the fascinating world of genetics. In this bonus drop: The Rap Quiz: Matt tries to "finish the lyric" for some of the biggest names in the game. ACHOO Syndrome: We finally name the "sneeze-fest" Louise experiences every time the sun comes out. (Yes, it’s a real thing!) The Clone Theory: Why parents always expect their second child to be exactly like the first, and the science of why they never are. Time Management for Kids: Matt gives his top tips on how to teach your kids "life management" before they hit the exam hall. 90s Science Memories: Bunsen burners, singed eyebrows, and the "snogging" culture of school labs. GET YOUR GCSE FIX: Make sure to check out our main episode with Matt for the full story on his traumatic birth experience and his secret to A* results! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    20 mins
  • The Rapping Science Teacher: Making GCSE Revision Fun for Millions | No Parental Guidance

    The Rapping Science Teacher: Making GCSE Revision Fun for Millions | No Parental Guidance
    Apr 20 2026
    Can drill music actually help your kids pass their GCSEs? In this week’s episode of No Parental Guidance, we are joined by the smartest guy on TikTok, Matt Green. With a Master’s in Neuroscience and over 300 million views, Matt has transformed the UK education system by turning "boring" science into viral rap bangers. But behind the viral fame and winning the Tik Tok educator award in Dubai, Matt is a dad of three just trying to navigate the chaos of parenting. From the terrifying medical emergency during the birth of his first son to the hilarious "Yoda Bag" misunderstanding that he still hasn't been forgiven for, this episode covers it all. In this episode, we dive into: Exam Hacks: How "Earworms" and beat patterns can guarantee an A* in Science. Traumatic Birth: Matt opens up for the first time about the Placental Abruption that led to an emergency surgery and a miracle birth. :hospital: The "Cool Dad" Fail: Why you should always double-check the school trip's instruction letter. The Voice UK: What it was really like being coached by Will.i.am and the secret rehearsal trick his wife used to prep him. :microphone: Science Sunday: How to teach your kids at home (without them hating you). Plus! Hannah and Louise take a trip down memory lane with a Noughties lyrics quiz that will have every Millennial screaming at their screen. Check out Matt Green’s Revision Guides: Grab Matt’s "Wrapping Up" series (Biology, Chemistry, Physics) on Amazon now for the ultimate GCSE revision! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    41 mins
  • Pregnancy Waxing Horrors & Retinol Fails with Genevieve Turley | No Parental Guidance

    Pregnancy Waxing Horrors & Retinol Fails with Genevieve Turley | No Parental Guidance
    Apr 15 2026
    Welcome to a special No Parental Guidance Bonus Show! This week, we’ve recruited the brilliant Genevieve Turley (@genevieveturleymua) to be our "Beauty Agony Aunt." We’re reading out YOUR most mortifying makeup and skincare dilemmas, from DIY disasters to pregnancy pampering gone wrong. In this bonus episode, we’re diving into: The Eyebrow Slug Incident: What happens when "5 minutes of peace" turns into 20 minutes of black dye? :snail: The Pregnancy Waxing Horror: Why the "most painful wax ever" left one listener feeling like a plucked hedgehog. :drop_of_blood::hedgehog: "Tangoed" in the Noughties: A deep dive into the 2000s era of orange faces, white necks, and smelling like a digestive biscuit. :tangerine::cookie: The Retinol Lizard: Why "the more the better" is a dangerous game that leads to chemical burns at playgroup. :lizard: Gen’s Nursing Secrets: Why a professional nurse faints at a speculum but can handle military trauma. :stethoscope::zzz: Skin Fasting & Fake Tan Fails: Does your skin actually need to "breathe," and can you ever fix a handprint on your face? Genevieve also clears up the confusion around skincare routines for tired parents and shares the absolute agony of the "baby oil and zero SPF" holiday routine we all survived in our 20s. Watch or Listen to No Parental Guidance: :tv: Subscribe on YouTube :headphones: Listen on Spotify OR wherever you get your podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    28 mins
  • Genevieve Turley on Her IVF Journey: "Chop my arm off, I just want a baby"

    Genevieve Turley on Her IVF Journey: "Chop my arm off, I just want a baby"
    Apr 13 2026
    "Chop my arm off, I just want a baby." This week on No Parental Guidance, we are joined by the incredible Genevieve Turley (@genevieveturleymua). From her high-pressure days as an RAF Burns & Plastics nurse to becoming a viral makeup sensation, Genevieve doesn't hold back on the realities of motherhood, IVF, and growing up way too fast. We dive deep into Genevieve’s emotional IVF journey; the stress of shrinking embryos and the moment she realised she only had one shot. Plus, Louise and Genevieve compare their wildly different starts to puberty (starting at 9 vs. 15!), Whether you’re navigating "ball bag" tired eyes, the stress of the school run, or the mental load of fertility treatment, this episode is a reminder that we are all just winging it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    47 mins
  • Adam Kay Explains What’s Normal For Your Baby | No Parental Guidance

    Adam Kay Explains What’s Normal For Your Baby | No Parental Guidance
    Apr 6 2026
    This week on No Parental Guidance, we’re joined by former doctor and bestselling author Adam Kay for a hilarious, honest and slightly chaotic deep dive into your parenting dilemmas. From pregnancy fears to “is this normal?” moments, Adam answers your biggest questions, including concerns around gestational diabetes, measuring big during pregnancy, and why sometimes your baby just isn’t following the “rules”. We also get into the reality behind medical advice, why Google isn’t always your friend, and the truth about how accurate those routine pregnancy checks really are. And then… things take a turn. Adam shares some of the most shocking (and genuinely unbelievable) things he’s seen during his time as a doctor, including the kind of A&E stories that will stay with you forever :eyes: As always, it’s honest, funny and full of those moments that make you realise you’re definitely not the only one questioning everything. If you’ve ever spiralled over a symptom, questioned whether something is “normal”, or just wanted a doctor to answer your parenting questions without judgment, this episode is for you. Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@NoParentalGuidance?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/no_parental_guidance/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@noparentalguidancepod No Parental Guidance is the unfiltered parenting podcast that says the quiet parts out loud and reminds parents everywhere that nobody actually knows what they’re doing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    26 mins