Welcome back to One More & I’m Outta Here Podcast—the show where we try to make sense of the news… and usually fail miserably.

This week’s episode is absolute chaos. We’ve got a mural getting shut down faster than your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner, rumors flying that sound like they came straight out of a reality TV writers’ room, and politicians threatening lawsuits like it’s a competitive sport.

At this point, we’re not even asking “what’s true?”—we’re just asking “how is this real life?”

We break it all down with zero professionalism, maximum sarcasm, and just enough common sense to know… yeah, this timeline is cooked.

So grab a drink, lower your expectations, and join us as we dive headfirst into another week of:

👉 confusion

👉 controversy

👉 and “you can’t make this up” moments

Because honestly…

One more story like this—and we’re outta here.

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Today on One More & I’m Outta Here, we cover a weekend so chaotic it felt like America accidentally hit “randomize events.”

First up, the nationwide “No Kings” rallies — millions of people showed up across the country protesting everything from government overreach to immigration policies, all under one banner: “We don’t do kings here.”
Which is ironic… because nothing screams “we’re not dramatic” like 3,000 protests and a guy dressed like George Washington yelling into a megaphone.

Meanwhile, right here in Cincinnati, Opening Day for the Cincinnati Reds turned into Fight Night at the Ballpark.
Because nothing pairs better with baseball, beer, and sunshine than a postgame street brawl that makes you question if you just watched a sporting event… or a deleted scene from The Purge. ⚾🍺👊

Then we’ve got Hakeem Jeffries warning that putting ICE agents in airports could lead to people being killed — which might be the boldest way to turn TSA into a horror movie since someone tried to bring shampoo over 3 ounces.
Look, airports are already stressful… but now we’re acting like your gate change announcement is followed by “also, survival is optional.”

At this point, the news cycle isn’t even trying to make sense anymore:

• Protests the size of small countries
• Baseball games turning into WWE auditions
• Politicians dropping statements that sound like rejected Netflix thrillers

👉 Moral of the story:

If you survived this weekend without getting into a fight, attending a protest, or fearing for your life at Gate B12… congratulations, you are officially in the minority.

🎧 Hit subscribe, grab a drink, and remember:
We don’t have kings… but we definitely have chaos.

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Tonight on Kiefer Than Therapy, the news cycle somehow got even weirder… and we’re here to make it worse.

We start off with a Bachelor/Bachelorette contestant who apparently thought reality TV drama wasn’t enough and decided to add a little domestic violence DLC to their storyline. Roses are red, flags are redder. 🌹🚩

Then it’s time for Poop Cruise 2: The Sequel Nobody Asked For, where a flushed towel turned a relaxing vacation into a floating biohazard. Because nothing says luxury travel like questioning every life decision while trapped on a ship that smells like regret. 🚢💩

We also give a Punch the Monkey update — yes, that monkey — who now has a girlfriend, proving once again that even a monkey has a better dating life than half this podcast. 🐒❤️

Meanwhile, a Jack Reacher star apparently decided the best way to stay in shape was assaulting a private citizen, which we’re pretty sure was NOT in the script. Method acting has gone too far. 🎬👊

And finally… the headline that broke our brains:
An amputee cornhole player accused of murder.
We don’t know what’s crazier — the crime, the sport, or the fact that this sounds like a rejected Florida Man Mad Lib. 🌽⚖️

If the world keeps getting this ridiculous, we’re gonna need a bigger podcast.

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