• From Paint Rollers to High Heels to Lawsuits
    Apr 3 2026

    Welcome back to One More & I’m Outta Here Podcast—the show where we try to make sense of the news… and usually fail miserably.

    This week’s episode is absolute chaos. We’ve got a mural getting shut down faster than your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner, rumors flying that sound like they came straight out of a reality TV writers’ room, and politicians threatening lawsuits like it’s a competitive sport.

    At this point, we’re not even asking “what’s true?”—we’re just asking “how is this real life?”

    We break it all down with zero professionalism, maximum sarcasm, and just enough common sense to know… yeah, this timeline is cooked.

    So grab a drink, lower your expectations, and join us as we dive headfirst into another week of:

    👉 confusion

    👉 controversy

    👉 and “you can’t make this up” moments


    Because honestly…

    One more story like this—and we’re outta here.

    #murphyengraving #varnerfoundation #noem #Swallwell

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • No Kings, Just Fists — Plus the Most Dramatic Airport Warning Ever
    Mar 30 2026

    Today on One More & I’m Outta Here, we cover a weekend so chaotic it felt like America accidentally hit “randomize events.”

    First up, the nationwide “No Kings” rallies — millions of people showed up across the country protesting everything from government overreach to immigration policies, all under one banner: “We don’t do kings here.”
    Which is ironic… because nothing screams “we’re not dramatic” like 3,000 protests and a guy dressed like George Washington yelling into a megaphone.

    Meanwhile, right here in Cincinnati, Opening Day for the Cincinnati Reds turned into Fight Night at the Ballpark.
    Because nothing pairs better with baseball, beer, and sunshine than a postgame street brawl that makes you question if you just watched a sporting event… or a deleted scene from The Purge. ⚾🍺👊

    Then we’ve got Hakeem Jeffries warning that putting ICE agents in airports could lead to people being killed — which might be the boldest way to turn TSA into a horror movie since someone tried to bring shampoo over 3 ounces.
    Look, airports are already stressful… but now we’re acting like your gate change announcement is followed by “also, survival is optional.”

    At this point, the news cycle isn’t even trying to make sense anymore:

    • Protests the size of small countries
    • Baseball games turning into WWE auditions
    • Politicians dropping statements that sound like rejected Netflix thrillers

    👉 Moral of the story:

    If you survived this weekend without getting into a fight, attending a protest, or fearing for your life at Gate B12… congratulations, you are officially in the minority.

    🎧 Hit subscribe, grab a drink, and remember:
    We don’t have kings… but we definitely have chaos.

    #murphyengraving #varnerfoundation #nokings #cincyfights

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    58 mins
  • Kiefer Than Therapy: Punch the Monkey Gets a Girlfriend, Everyone Else Gets Arrested
    Mar 26 2026

    Tonight on Kiefer Than Therapy, the news cycle somehow got even weirder… and we’re here to make it worse.

    We start off with a Bachelor/Bachelorette contestant who apparently thought reality TV drama wasn’t enough and decided to add a little domestic violence DLC to their storyline. Roses are red, flags are redder. 🌹🚩

    Then it’s time for Poop Cruise 2: The Sequel Nobody Asked For, where a flushed towel turned a relaxing vacation into a floating biohazard. Because nothing says luxury travel like questioning every life decision while trapped on a ship that smells like regret. 🚢💩

    We also give a Punch the Monkey update — yes, that monkey — who now has a girlfriend, proving once again that even a monkey has a better dating life than half this podcast. 🐒❤️

    Meanwhile, a Jack Reacher star apparently decided the best way to stay in shape was assaulting a private citizen, which we’re pretty sure was NOT in the script. Method acting has gone too far. 🎬👊

    And finally… the headline that broke our brains:
    An amputee cornhole player accused of murder.
    We don’t know what’s crazier — the crime, the sport, or the fact that this sounds like a rejected Florida Man Mad Lib. 🌽⚖️

    If the world keeps getting this ridiculous, we’re gonna need a bigger podcast.

    #murphyengraving

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Afroman Wins, Chuck Norris Dies Again, and The World Makes No Sense
    Mar 20 2026

    Tonight on One More & I’m Outta Here, we try to figure out what timeline we’re living in, because this week made absolutely no sense.

    First up, Afroman just beat a lawsuit against the cops who raided his house… which means the guy who wrote Because I Got High now has a better legal record than most politicians. Freedom of speech is alive and well, and apparently so is lemon pound cake.

    Then we jump over to Iran, where the regime somehow managed to make the news even darker by executing a wrestler who spoke out against them. Nothing says “strong government” like being afraid of a guy in a singlet.

    And finally, the internet tried to convince everyone that Chuck Norris died… which is funny, because Chuck Norris doesn’t die — death just waits until he’s ready.

    So tonight we ask the important questions:
    Is the world getting crazier, or are we just finally paying attention?
    Why is Afroman winning court cases?
    And how many times can Chuck Norris be declared dead before he roundhouse kicks the calendar?

    All that and more on One More & I’m Outta Here — the only podcast where the headlines sound fake, but somehow aren’t.

    #murphyengraving #afroman #chucknorris

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Secret Agent Man?
    Mar 17 2026
    • Tucker Carlson may or may not be starring in the next season of “Spy vs. Guy” after claims he’s secretly texting Tehran — was it espionage or just really aggressive networking? 🇮🇷📱
    • Iran’s new Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, is rumored to be breaking more barriers than glass ceilings — and maybe a few expectations. 🕺🏽🌈
    • In Sin City, the Las Vegas Sheriff is in a full-on WWE cage match with a judge over releasing an inmate. Place your bets now, folks — justice is rolling the dice! 🎰⚖️
    • Meanwhile, street takeovers in blue cities are turning intersections into “Fast & Furious: Civic Duty Edition.” 🚗💨💥

    The world’s gone wild, and we’re just here to laugh through the chaos. Grab your popcorn, strap in, and remember: satire may be our last defense. 🍿🔥

    #murphyengraving #tuckercarlson #gaysupremeleader #streettakeovers

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Boom, Rant, Mugshot, Repeat
    Mar 9 2026

    This week we’re talking about the explosion overseas after reports of an Iranian oil refinery going up in flames, the internet immediately asking the question:
    are we watching foreign policy… or the start of another action movie?

    Then longtime political strategist James Carville goes on yet another all-time rant about Donald Trump, and we try to figure out if this is analysis, therapy, or just caffeine mixed with cable news.

    Next up, a story that sounds too crazy to be real — a political figure who had backing from Eric Swalwell making headlines for all the wrong reasons after getting arrested over alleged inappropriate images. We talk about how stories like this explode online, why they spread so fast, and how every side immediately turns it into political ammo.

    As always, we break down the headlines, the reactions, and the absolute circus that the news cycle has become.

    If it sounds unreal… it probably happened this week.

    #murphyengraving #oilfire #laughton #carville

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • New Sheriff in Town
    Mar 8 2026

    Politics, near fistfights, courtroom drama, and Minnesota controversy — this episode has everything.

    We start with the political shake-up in Washington after Kristi Noem was removed as Secretary of Homeland Security and President Donald

    Trump tapped Markwayne Mullin as the replacement. Mullin says he’s ready for the job… but many people remember the time he almost turned a Senate hearing into an MMA match with Teamsters president Sean O'Brien. Yes, a Senate hearing almost turned into a pay-per-view event.

    Then we dive into powerful testimony from the wife of fallen Cincinnati police officer Larry Henderson, who spoke to the State of Ohio about the disturbing trend of crowdfunding for accused cop killers and what it means for victims’ families.

    Meanwhile in Minnesota, questions keep swirling around fraud investigations and why Governor Tim Walz hasn’t said more about it. Is it politics, policy, or just another example of government silence when people want answers?

    From Washington shakeups to courtroom emotion and political accountability, this episode is packed with hot takes, sarcasm, and the kind of conversations you won’t hear on the evening news.

    Grab a drink, buckle up, and join the chaos.

    #murphyengraving #mullin #noem

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Monkey Business
    Mar 3 2026

    In this episode of Kiefer Than Therapy, we’re diving into one of the most bizarre crime stories ever — a car thief steals a vehicle… realizes there’s a baby in the backseat… RETURNS the baby… and then scolds the parents for leaving the child in the car. Criminal? Yes. Moral high ground? Also somehow yes?? We unpack the chaos and ask the important question: is this the weirdest “good deed” of the year?

    Then we set sail into controversy as Norwegian Cruise Line changes its dress code and the internet absolutely loses its mind. Are we really arguing about khakis on the high seas? Apparently yes. We break down why cruise attire is now a full-blown culture debate.

    And finally — relationship corner 💬
    How many text messages are TOO many when someone clearly doesn’t want to go out again? Is there a universal limit? Is three polite? Is seven a red flag? Is twelve… a restraining order? As a married couple, we give our honest (and slightly savage) takes on modern dating etiquette.

    It’s crime, cruises, and cringe texting — all with a husband-and-wife twist.

    #murphyengraving #hillbillycruise #punchthemonkey

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    1 hr and 13 mins