How’s Our Driving?

🚨NINJA TURTLES, BARKING DUCKS & CHRIS GETTING SCAMMED… AGAIN! 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate Episode 120 the only way we know how… by debating biblical ages, barking ducks, pancake identity crises, and how many seagulls would need to appear in your bedroom before you assumed someone was targeting you psychologically.

We kick things off by asking Joe what he’d do with a completely free 120 minutes, before immediately spiraling into a discussion about his new ducks… which apparently don’t quack so much as bark like tiny feathery intruders.

Then things get aggressively stupid.

David confidently tries tying the significance of Episode 120 to Noah living 120 years… only to discover Noah allegedly lived to almost 950 and it was Moses who hit 120. Which somehow makes this podcast feel less educational than originally intended.

From there, we tackle the important questions:
• Why were TURTLES chosen to be ninjas?
• What animal has the longest tongue?
• If you mix vanilla and chocolate soft serve, do both flavors survive?
• And if pancake batter goes into a waffle maker… what exactly comes out?

Naturally, this leads into complete chaos.

We debate the single app you’d keep forever, blind-rank various “11s,” and eventually Chris joins the show to reveal he got scammed AGAIN… this time by dropping off his $500 Scotty Cameron putter on a random persons porch that he thought was a refinishing company, only to realize it was basically sent into the void.

Then the internet nonsense begins:
• “I LOVE YOU” trap remix
• Ruining famous movies by adding one word
• Guessing movies in 10 words or less
• AskReddit questions about outdated problems younger people never experienced
• Adult responsibilities everyone is secretly improvising
• And what an “OK, Boomer” digital assistant would actually say

It’s nostalgia, dumb debates, scams, movie games, and three grown men confidently analyzing things nobody should ever overthink.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, internet humor, and conversations that somehow go from ducks to biblical history in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE SEAGULLS SHOW UP 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
0:32 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A FREE 120 MINUTES?
4:37 – IF IT BARKS LIKE A DUCK
7:32 – MOSES’ ARK
10:24 – THE LONGEST TONGUE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM
12:09 – WHY DID THEY PICK TURTLES TO BE NINJAS?
13:09 – HOW MANY SEAGULLS BEFORE YOU’RE SUSPICIOUS?
14:36 – WHAT’S IN YOUR LIFE MUSEUM GIFT SHOP?
16:56 – DOES CHOCOLATE/VANILLA SWIRL ACTUALLY WORK?
18:30 – PANCAKES VS WAFFLES IDENTITY CRISIS
20:20 – ONE APP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
25:56 – BLIND RANK 11’S
32:06 – WELCOMING BACK OUR COHOST
34:05 – CHRIS GOT SCAMMED AGAIN
45:33 – ­“I LOVE YOU” TRAP REMIX
50:57 – RUINING MOVIES BY ADDING ONE WORD
56:51 – GUESS THE MOVIE IN 10 WORDS OR LESS
1:01:45 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:06:34 – ASK REDDIT: PROBLEMS YOUNGER PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND
1:12:19 – ASK REDDIT: ADULT THINGS YOU’RE STILL WINGING
1:17:35 – ASK REDDIT: “OK, BOOMER” DIGITAL ASSISTANT
1:19:48 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:21:51 – OUTRO

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How’s Our Driving?

🚨 IMMORTAL SHARKS, THC GRANDPAS & SCIENCE FACTS THAT SOUND COMPLETELY FAKE 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into the terrifying realization that nature is basically one giant horror movie written by a scientist with too much free time.

We start simple enough:
Why aren’t jetpacks everywhere yet?
Did the chicken or the egg come first?
Do morticians remove braces before burial?

Then things get weird fast.

Chris asks David which eye is dominant, leading to the realization that apparently your body can just freelance different settings whenever it wants. We also debate what single gene we’d change about ourselves before immediately derailing into dating profile Mad Libs and a logic puzzle involving water buckets that somehow turns into a full IQ test.

Then the episode descends beautifully into chaos:

• Rugrats trivia that exposes our aging brains
• Chris taking a food safety certification test like he’s applying to the FBI
• David’s dad accidentally drinking a THC cream soda while babysitting
• A “Down By The Bay” trap remix that absolutely should not exist
• A horrifying realization that the winner of a global fight tournament would only need 33 wins to become world champion

Then we hit the science segment… and humanity starts feeling very small.

We talk about:
• Sharks that can live for centuries
• Lobsters that basically refuse to die
• Salamanders that weaponize their own ribs
• Ticks that can make you allergic to meat
• How we know more about the moon than our own oceans

And somehow, despite all that nightmare fuel, we still end up discussing unnecessary Harry Potter lore we’d post if we hijacked JK Rowling’s Twitter account for a day.

It’s science, chaos, nostalgia, dumb hypotheticals, and the kind of random knowledge that permanently changes the way you look at sharks, oceans, and cream soda.

If you like comedy podcasts with bizarre facts, ridiculous conversations, pop culture debates, and enough useless knowledge to ruin family dinners… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE A TICK MAKES YOU ALLERGIC TO BACON 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:48 – WHY AREN’T JETPACKS EVERYWHERE?
7:47 – THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
8:22 – DO PEOPLE GET BURIED WITH BRACES?
10:20 – EYE DOMINANCE CONFUSION
13:26 – WHAT GENE WOULD YOU CHANGE?
15:39 – DATING PROFILE MAD LIBS
20:36 – THE 5 GALLON / 3 GALLON WATER PROBLEM
25:04 – RUGRATS TRIVIA
31:54 – PROCTORED FOOD SAFETY TEST
39:12 – WOODSTOCK ‘69
50:31 – “DOWN BY THE BAY” TRAP REMIX
53:06 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK
54:41 – ONLY 33 FIGHTS TO BECOME WORLD CHAMPION?
56:58 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:01:09 – ASK REDDIT: SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES THAT SOUND FAKE
1:10:25 – ASK REDDIT: JK ROWLING TWITTER LORE
1:17:00 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:20:16 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:22:20 – OUTRO

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How’s Our Driving?

🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow turn a children’s cartoon into a full-blown conspiracy theory, debate the ethics of sacrificing strangers to save yourself, and discover that “Inside Out” might secretly be psychological warfare.

We kick things off with one of the weirdest questions ever asked about Nickelodeon history:
Why does Gerald from Hey Arnold! wear the number 33?
This quickly spirals into dark theories about the show, real or fake episodes, trivia, and the realization that we may have spent way too much time thinking about a football-headed cartoon kid.

Then things get existential.

We tackle the viral Red vs Blue Button scenario:
Press Blue and everyone survives… but only if enough people trust each other.
Press Red and you’re guaranteed safety… while potentially dooming everyone else.

Naturally, we spend way too long exposing what kind of terrible people we probably are.

From there, the episode completely derails:

• Spirit Airlines apparently abandoning customers like a side quest NPC
• Matching animals to their lifespans and realizing some creatures live WAY too long
• Chris trying to determine when people officially stop “growing up”
• A horrifyingly catchy Ring Around the Rosie trap remix
• David watching Inside Out for the first time and getting emotionally assaulted by a Pixar movie

Then we draft the most important household items ever invented in The Junk Drawer Draft, which becomes way more competitive than it should.

We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about how you’d empty a trillion-dollar bank account in a month and the universally awkward experience of discovering adulthood in real time.

It’s childhood nostalgia, moral philosophy, dumb drafts, bizarre trivia, and two grown men overanalyzing cartoons and human behavior like it’s a college thesis.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, conspiracy theories, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from Hey Arnold to existential dread in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE PRESSES THE RED BUTTON 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
1:47 – WHY DOES GERALD WEAR “33”?
3:05 – WHAT’S BIG, BROWN & MADE OF CONCRETE?
4:34 – THE RED & BLUE BUTTON DILEMMA
10:14 – WHEN DO YOU STOP “GROWING UP”?
15:23 – SPIRIT AIRLINES
17:15 – DARK HEY ARNOLD CONSPIRACY THEORY
23:54 – REAL OR FAKE: HEY ARNOLD EPISODES
27:12 – “HEY ARNOLD” TRIVIA
33:10 – “RING AROUND THE ROSIE” TRAP REMIX
35:46 – MATCH THE ANIMAL TO THE LIFESPAN
40:25 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
45:28 – THE JUNK DRAWER DRAFT
52:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
56:41 – ASK REDDIT: EMPTYING A TRILLION-DOLLAR BANK ACCOUNT
1:04:48 – ASK REDDIT: FIRST B***JOB EXPERIENCE
1:11:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:11:54 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:13:22 – OUTRO

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