Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals and chaos!

After Jamie Vardy unveiled an "interesting" ornament in a new documentary, Fordey and Dyson want to know, what ornamental tat have you spotted in other people's houses?

Plus! Would you eat your dinner off a commemorative plate? And Matt Forde introduces a brand-new character in Séance of the Living

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals and chaos!

After an Atletico Madrid fan was spotted making sandwiches in the stands, Matt and Matt wanted to hear about the times you've eaten food out of context... Listen out for Dangerous Brian!

Plus! Did naughty men get you in to football?!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals and chaos!

After after Mikel Arteta made his players stand around a fire in training, the guys asked you for your tales of embarrassing bosses.

Dyson also landed himself in trouble with a coastal English town, and was heavily reprimanded...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for an afternoon of international and lower league goals and chaos!

After an Everton fan was spotted celebrating with a toaster in their game against Chelsea - ahead of going to a wedding in the evening - the guys discussed the strangest wedding gifts you've received.

They also discuss the things you'd rather do than watch an international friendly, after England drew with Uruguay...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, chaos and sheds!

This week, after Thomas Tuchel named a 35-man-squad for the upcoming international games, the guys asked, what do you have that's too big?

That quickly turned into chats about sheds, which dominated the conversation amongst the goals...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of chaos and goals!

This week, the guys are joined on the line by new Chairman of Sheffield FC and lead singer of Reverend and the Makers, Jon McClure to chat about his new venture - and they ask you, after Omari Hutchinson got face cream in his eye while playing for Forest in midweek, have you ever been injured by a beauty product?

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals and chaos!

This week, the guys launch a brand new feature where they ask for your highlights and lowlights of the week - and they also discuss things you've been told to stop doing - after West Ham winger Adama Traore was told to stop lifting weights!

80s food also comes into discussion - and Dyson tells the tale of being behind enemy lines at a Premier League fixture!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos!

This week, after Ryan Yates discolated his finger during Forest's midweek game, the guys ask you for your tales of injuries you've fixed yourself - as well as discussing animals you've saved, after a Turkish footballer gave a seagull CPR during a game.

There's also news of a heckler from Fordey's tour, and an eyewitness account to back it up!