This guy is a phenom. Pratt is so good, Karen Bass is making his commercials for him

[X] SB – Karen Bass reminisces about LA before he reign

Cleaner. Not people sleeping on the streets. Affordable.

Bass remembers a cleaner LA and a safer LA. Wow. She said that out loud. Talk about teeing up a commercial for Pratt.

“LA was so much better before I got here!”

But it’s not like Spencer Pratt needs the help. He’s out raising her almost 10 to 1. But the bigger problem for Bass is Pratt runs from no questions. And his answers end up exposing her more than she’s ever been exposed.

[X] SB – Spencer Pratt on what he was doing at 20

Spencer Pratt was chided for being a reality TV star at 20. Lisa Rhinna ridiculed him for it. But Pratt handled the question masterfully. He didn’t attack Rhinna, he just said look at Karen Bass based on her past in her 20s.

You’re known as a reality TV star

Karen Bass was in Cuba at 20. Making bombs.

Remember, there is another candidate in that race. And Pratt is ignoring her. Because Bass would beat that woman who has no idea how to campaign. Pratt does.

He introduced Bass’ sordid past, supporting the Castro regime in Cuba at 20. He masterfully got people looking into her past and it’s not good for her.

She doesn’t appear radical at first glance. But her ideas are as radical as those of any communist dictator.

How could you possibly want to continue to be in charge of LA with her rcord?

E Jean Carroll is back in the news, and do I need to tell you it’s not good for Democrats? Here is a reminder of the case as explained by one of President Trump’s attorneys at the time:

[X] SB – Boris Epstyne takes E Jean Carroll apart

This case never should have been brought. And why would you pick E Jean Carroll?

Democrats picked a witness who sounds like she was assembled from spare parts found in a Greenwich Village crystal shop during a blackout.

And they expected America to nod solemnly while she described an encounter that supposedly happened in a department store dressing room thirty years ago with one of the most recognizable men on Earth.

Donald Trump couldn’t sneak into a broom closet without somebody asking for a selfie, but we’re supposed to believe he was conducting covert romance operations between handbags and perfume counters like some overcaffeinated James Bond at Bergdorf Goodman.

You know what’s amazing about Democrats? They always tell you Trump is this criminal mastermind capable of orchestrating the collapse of democracy itself, but then the crimes they create sound like rejected scripts from Cinemax.

Before I explain what’s about to happen to E. Jean Carroll and the Democrats, let’s remember what John Thune and John Cornyn said about this incident.

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We’ve got a packed show today. I mean PACKED. I have so many notes in front of me that if the FBI raided this studio they’d call it an “insurrection planner.” Half these stories I’ve been trying to get to for days, and every morning the news cycle shows up like a drunken Amazon driver throwing fresh insanity onto the porch.

And let me tell you something: we are never catching up.

Never.

I could do this show seven days a week, eight hours a day, surviving entirely on caffeine and whatever chemicals they put in gas station beef jerky, and we’d still end every week with another mountain of madness to discuss. America has become a Netflix series written by people who got fired from reality television for being too unrealistic.

But as they say, “Brevity is the soul of lingerie.”

Which explains Congress perfectly. The less material involved, the more expensive it gets.

Now, speaking of expensive coverups, Jill Biden made a revelation that shocked absolutely nobody. The media reacted like archaeologists discovering water in the ocean. “BREAKING NEWS: Joe Biden may have experienced cognitive decline!”

Really? You don’t say.

This is the same man who has wandered off stages, shaken hands with invisible citizens, and looked at teleprompters like they were written in ancient Sanskrit. Joe Biden has spent the last several years speaking in a dialect I can only describe as Pharmaceutical Esperanto.

And suddenly the media wants to pretend they just noticed?

That’s the part that fascinates me. Not the decline. The cover-up. Because everybody knew. Democrats knew. Journalists knew. Staffers knew. Jill knew. The Easter Bunny knew. The only people left pretending were the same folks who told us inflation was “transitory,” the border was “secure,” and men could get pregnant if you just believed hard enough.

Now Jill Biden, Doctor Jill, Patron Saint of Denial, is out there acting wounded by the scrutiny. Ma’am, people aren’t upset because your husband aged. Everybody ages. America would’ve shown grace for aging. What people resent is being lied to with the enthusiasm of a timeshare salesman trapped in a pyramid scheme.

And now we find out Team Biden is trying to keep information sealed about his cognitive condition going all the way back to 2012?

Two thousand TWELVE.

That means Joe Biden may have been mentally buffering longer than most people have owned their smartphones.

Think about that historically for a second. In 2012, people were still arguing over Bluetooth earpieces. Gas was under four bucks in many places. TikTok didn’t exist yet. Hunter Biden probably still had at least one functioning laptop.

And somewhere in Washington, insiders allegedly knew Joe Biden’s brain was running Windows 95 in Safe Mode.

Yet they still shoved him into office. Why? Because modern politics isn’t about leadership anymore. It’s Weekend at Bernie’s with nuclear codes. The presidency became a puppet theater where anonymous staffers, activist bureaucrats, and ideological interns ran the machinery while the Commander in Chief searched for exits like he was trapped in an IKEA showroom.

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Lots to discuss and I hope we get to all of it today, though I doubt it.

Just too much, and I need to make bigger points.

For months, the political spotlight has belonged to Marco Rubio.

The Secretary of State has been sprinting across the global stage like a man extinguishing geopolitical dumpster fires with a fire cannon on loan from God.

Foreign policy crises erupt every morning now with the reliability of Starbucks opening at 5 a.m., and Rubio has managed to stay in the center of nearly all of them.

China flexes. Iran threatens. Europe panics. Somebody somewhere launches something at someone else, and there’s Rubio on television again, looking like a guy who hasn’t slept since the Bush administration.

Meanwhile, JD Vance had largely faded into the political wallpaper.

Not gone. Not irrelevant. Just…waiting.

Washington is cruel to vice presidents.

The office has historically carried all the prestige of being the backup drummer in a legendary rock band. If the president succeeds, the VP gets polite applause. If the administration stumbles, suddenly everybody remembers the vice president exists. It’s why men like Dan Quayle became cultural punchlines instead of political heavyweights. America remembers vice presidents the way people remember the side salad that came with the steak.

And JD Vance knows this.

He understands that in modern politics, invisibility is death wrapped in a necktie.

So when President Donald Trump handed him oversight of major fraud investigations, Vance didn’t treat it like ceremonial busywork. He treated it like a launch sequence.

Because this assignment is not small.

This is not “chair a committee studying paperclips” territory. Trump effectively handed Vance a political flamethrower and pointed him toward some of the bluest states in America, where public money has allegedly vanished with the magical elegance of socks in a hotel dryer.

And Vance appears eager to pull on every thread.

The opening battlefield? Minnesota.

Which honestly makes perfect sense. Minnesota has quietly become one of the most fascinating contradictions in modern American politics. It presents itself as the land of clean governance, sensible moderation, and aggressively cheerful public radio voices that sound like they apologize to furniture after bumping into it. Yet beneath that wholesome Scandinavian frosting sits a government apparatus repeatedly rocked by fraud scandals large enough to make casino accountants blush.

Vance recently announced major indictments tied to fraud schemes in the state and posted this on X:

Today, the task force and the DOJ announced a massive take down of two of the largest Medicaid fraud cases in Minnesota state history, as well as the largest autism fraud scheme ever charged by the federal government. Our message is simple: if you’re committing fraud, we will… pic.twitter.com/MNfkLlOY0R

— JD Vance (@JDVance) May 22, 2026

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What’s the news today? MAGA, baby.

Reporting on MAGA wins right now is like being a Phoenix weatherman. “Tomorrow’s forecast? Sunny, 112 degrees, Democrats spontaneously combusting by noon.” There’s no suspense anymore. Even the panic has become routine.

We are winning all over the place.

Somebody needs to create a MAGA Tracker. Like NORAD tracking Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Little blinking lights moving across the country:

Trump endorsement flips district… another DEI office closes… illegal immigrant self-deports… MSNBC host bursts into tears…

It’s Christmas every day if you’re a conservative. Democrats wake up each morning like kids discovering Santa left them an invoice.

And speaking of things people are trying to hide under the tree skirt, Joe Biden apparently doesn’t want America learning just how cooked his brain was while he occupied the Oval Office.

Isn’t that amazing? We spent four years watching this man wander around stages like he was looking for the men’s room at a Cracker Barrel, and now suddenly they want privacy. Privacy?

The real scandal isn’t that Biden struggled mentally. Aging happens.

The scandal is that an entire political machine, media included, looked Americans dead in the eye and said, “No, no, this is fine. He’s sharp as a tack.” Sharp as a tack?

If Biden were your Uber driver, you’d jump out at the first red light.

And here’s the part they never want discussed: if unelected staffers, handlers, and bureaucrats were effectively running the country while pretending Biden was fully in charge, what exactly do we call that? Democracy?

More like, Weekend at Bernie’s: Executive Branch Edition?

Meanwhile, Republicans have finally figured out something Trump understood from the beginning: politics isn’t golf.

You don’t politely clap for the other side while they try to destroy you. Trump reshaped the Republican Party because he proved that voters were starving for somebody who would actually fight instead of issuing strongly worded bookmarks.

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Sports waking up?

Jaxson Dart introduces President Trump at his NY event…

[X] SB – Man from Cape Cod…

https://x.com/DHSgov/status/2057817233200418837

An alien who is in the U.S. temporarily and wants a Green Card must return to their home country to apply.

This policy allows our immigration system to function as the law intended instead of incentivizing loopholes.

The era of abusing our nation’s immigration system is over.

[X] SB – Muhammed Ali on black people living in slums

[X] SB – Reagan v Mondale

[X] SB – Trump v Megyn fat pigs

[X] SB – US Atty for CA Bill Essayli

[X] SB – Maricopa Cty registering non-voters

[X] SB – Kansas woman on sex offender…

[X] SB – Woman shocked to learn somebody is voting for her…

https://x.com/GuntherEagleman/status/2057799524400140475

Supreme Court Signals It Will STRIKE DOWN All State Laws Allowing Ballots to Be Counted AFTER Election Day!

No more shady midnight drops.

No more “find more ballots” nonsense.

No more weeks of extended counting that destroys trust.

Elections must end on Election Day, ballots in by close of polls, counted that night. Period.

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What a show we have planned for you today. We have lots of MAGA moments. Things that will make you proud to be on the Right side of the island.

I love where we are right now as conservatives. I peruse the news every day, and I know that there are no pipe bombs waiting to go off.

Now Democrats will shoot RPGs at us, but they bounce off, or they are Chinese-made and don’t explode.

Still Leftists are dangerous, and want to do us harm. The WH shooter, we discussed him yesterday, but we didn’t discuss the man who had Trump House. He was killed by Leftists.

I haven’t checked, but what does Polymarket have on Ilhan Omar getting indicted?

The fact that Republicans are naming names is significant. This is DefCon1 for Democrats. It’s only one small step to the executioner’s chamber, once you’re called out.

Omar is scared, and she has reason to be. Still, she claims that she’s being targeted not for her alleged participation in the frauds, but for being a Muslim.

[X] SB – Ilhan Omar says she’s targeted for being a Muslim

These people are disgusting

And believing in this weird sh*t…

I’m going to revisit datacenters soon, as I’ve done a bit more research.

Also, I will be discussing American restraint soon. And that show will be worth the price of admission.

Right now I want to tell you why racism and Islamophobia is losing its grip.

Black Leftists have pretty much used that up. In fact, here’s Aaron McGruder, the creator of a Black cartoon called Boondocks.

Time is running out. Moral currency used up. White Americans have lost sympathy for blacks.

White people have stopped caring. Because they are suffering.

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Well, that Mosque shooting disappeared faster than cocaine at a Hunter Biden party.

Seattle’s Democratic Socialist Mayor is losing businesses like no where else.

The Colombia Tower Club just closed after 40 years. Amazon Fresh and Amazon Go has closed all their stores. Jeff Bezos left, Howard Schultz founder of Starbucks left.

Their capital gains tax collection is down 50%.

Per Cushman Wakefield vacancies rates are 36.5 for commercial property. Pioneer square is at 50% vacancy.

The Needle, Seattle’s iconic structure is now a homeless encampment.

Business are running from socialist ideas and sanctuary cities.

At this pace tax rates will increase on those remaining. It’s just a matter of time for the city to collapse. Fewer people to tax, fewer jobs, more homeless.

[X] SB – Ad against Talarico

God is non-binary

6 sexes

American flag complicated signal

Stephen Colbert signs off from late night television, and the media acts like we just watched the first moon landing, the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the Beatles reuniting all at once.

“Historic ratings!” they cry. “A cultural moment!”

Yeah? Let’s talk about those numbers.

Colbert’s final show pulled 6.74 million viewers. And to be fair, that is a big number by today’s standards. It was the highest-rated weeknight episode he ever had. Bigger than his premiere. Way above his recent average of around 2.7 million.

But here’s the problem. Context is undefeated.

Johnny Carson’s final show in 1992 pulled over 55 million viewers. Fifty-five million. That was when America still had fewer people and fewer TVs. Carson had a 62% audience share. Think about that. Six out of every ten televisions in America were tuned into one guy sitting behind a desk telling jokes.

That’s not a TV host. That’s a national event.

Jay Leno signed off with nearly 15 million viewers. David Letterman got almost 14 million. Colbert, meanwhile, needed every other late-night host to basically go dark and funnel their audience to him just to hit half of what Leno and Letterman did.

And this was his BEST night, outside of his piggybacking on a Super Bowl one night.

That’s like a baseball player retiring with a .195 batting average and ESPN running graphics like Babe Ruth just left Yankee Stadium.

What happened to late night?

Simple. It stopped being funny and started becoming political group therapy.

Johnny Carson made everybody laugh. Republicans, Democrats, people who didn’t know who the Vice President was. Carson wasn’t trying to “educate” America. He wasn’t trying to save democracy between commercials for sleep medication and adult diapers. He just wanted to be funny.

Colbert and these modern late-night guys? Entirely different business model.

Every night became the same routine:

Trump joke.

Republican joke.

Democracy is ending.

Commercial break.

Repeat until pharmaceutical side effects include “thoughts of self-harm.”

At some point, late night stopped feeling like comedy and started feeling like being trapped at a dinner party with your angry NPR cousin who uses the phrase “lived experience” while borrowing money from his parents.

And then you see the staff photo.

Have you seen this thing? It looked less like a comedy show staff and more like a government agency. I heard estimates anywhere from 120 to nearly 200 people working on that show.

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I want to make the theme of today’s show, success.

Winston Churchill defined success in an interesting way.

He said, “Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.”

Leftists woefully go from failure to failure, which is why they are not successful, at least by Churchill’s definition.

Consider all the failures of Leftists, many of which we will discuss.

They’ve been caught scamming every support system set up to help the poor and needy. They’ve allowed the scams to go on for years, and now they claim to be addressing things.

Ilhan Omar is closer to being kicked out of Congress.

Comey is closer to finding out his fate.

Honestly, the list of scoundrels who are in trouble is too long.

And I know that many of you doubt that these people will get justice, and I understand.

But we are closer to it than we’ve ever been. And look who is doing the heavy lifting. THE PEOPLE.

JD Vance credited Nick Shirley for the new fraud task force that Vance is heading. And are you seeing the results?

Are we winning in identifying fraud and prosecuting the Leftists? How many people have been arrested and prosecuted? How many of them would have been, had it not been for US electing Trump?

More important, how many of these fraudsters are trying to disassociate themselves from their criminal enterprises?

Memorial weekend just ended and look at what the Left memorialized:

Lying, cheating, stealing, murder, and mayhem.

It’s bad enough when it’ a 2-day weekend, since we can’t get all that news in. A 3-day weekend really compounds the problem.

I honestly get frustrated that we can’t get all this news in…

I dare you to look at the news from ANY major city and tell me what was good for Democrats.

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