• S00E03 - Carabao Cup bus parade
    Mar 29 2026

    In this episode, Dave and Helen take a trip down a very crowded memory lane to mark the first anniversary of the Newcastle United Carabao Cup Bus Parade.

    It wasn't just about a trophy, it was about a city finally finding something to shout about again. We’re looking back at:

    * The Atmosphere: That incredible sea of black and white stretching from St James Park to the Town Moor.

    * The Players: Seeing the lads soak in the Geordie love

    * Who we saw on our side of the bus and whether Helen was happy with that or not

    Whether you were hanging off a lamppost for a better view or waiting on the Moor so a glimpse of the boys, this one is for the fans who proved that Newcastle United is well and truly back.


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    31 mins
  • S0E02 - Derby Day special
    Mar 24 2026

    Brace yourselves, Mags! In this episode, Dave and Helen dive head first into the beautiful, chaotic, and (more recently) heartbreaking world of the Tyne-Wear Derby. After a weekend that left the Gallowgate reeling, we’re stripping back the stats to talk about what this fixture really feels like.

    What’s inside:

    * The Post-Match Therapy Session: We break down that 90th-minute heartbreaker and the 'Daylight Brobbery' at St. James'.

    * The Mackem Slayer: A tribute to Shola Ameobi and why he owned the red and white defense.

    * Horse Punching & Tactical Suicides: We revisit the infamous Barry Rogerson incident and the rain-soaked night Ruud Gullit benched Shearer and Big Dunc.

    * Global Grudges: How does our rivalry stack up against the Old Firm, the Merseyside Derby, and if Helen were from Manchester, would she be red or blue?

    It’s raw, it’s passionate, and, given the result, there’s a fair bit of industrial language in this one. You’ve been warned!



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    43 mins
  • Carabao Cup anniversary special
    Mar 16 2026

    One year on from that unforgettable day at Wembley, Dave and Helen relive the magic of the Carabao Cup victory that ended the 70-year wait. From the pre-match nerves to the absolute scenes at the final whistle, they share their personal stories of where they were, how they felt during those 90 minutes, and what it’s meant for the city ever since. It’s an episode packed with pure Geordie emotion and celebratory vibes, so grab a drink, reminisce with us, and Stay Tooned In!


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    45 mins
  • Welcome to Tooned In!
    Mar 13 2026

    Meet Dave and Helen, the father/daughter duo behind Tooned In. This isn't your typical stats heavy football show; it’s a Newcastle United podcast built on feelings, family, and the sheer joy of being a Magpie. From Dave’s Heaton roots to Helen’s 90s nostalgia, join us for a fun, positive look at all things NUFC. Hit follow and stay tooned in!

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    2 mins