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  • Which Coach Gets Sacked First + Is Kozzie The New Dusty | Zero Access Footy 06
    Mar 31 2026

    Upsets and controversy aplenty this week, as Behm and Rhys go through the round. We ask what is Port Adelaide ACTUALLY doing?, Melbourne and West Coast shine in shock wins and is Kozzie the new Dusty? Plus, we debate what coaches on the chopping block.


    00:00 Which Coach Gets Sacked First + Is Kozzie The New Dusty | Zero Access Footy 06

    00:20 Footy Tipping Ladder

    01:16 Round 3 Review

    01:18 Geelong v Adelaide

    02:48 Collingwood v GWS

    04:24 St Kilda v Brisbane

    06:52 Fremantle v Richmond

    08:46 North Melbourne v Essendon

    09:40 Coaches On The Chopping Block

    20:14 Shock Win: Port Adelaide v West Coast

    21:01 West Coast Are On

    22:22 What is Port Adelaide ACTUALLY Doing?

    30:00 Carlton v Melbourne

    30:30 Carlton Are Hopeless - Why Can’t They Change?

    32:50 Melbourne Beats True - Is Kozzie The New Dusty?

    37:30 Macca’s Man of the Week - Round 3’s Best Player

    40:10 Macca’s Donkey of the Week - Who Else?

    40:30 Lance Collard Suspended

    41:45 Behmmy’s Tribunal Tasks

    42:00 Tristan Xerri’s Suspension

    44:10 Devon Robertson’s Tackle

    45:02 Round 4 Lightning Preview

    45:21 Brisbane v Collingwood

    47:15 Superclash: North Melbourne v Carlton

    49:34 Adelaide v Fremantle

    51:20 Richmond v Port Adelaide

    52:42 West Coast v Sydney

    54:50 Gold Coast v Melbourne

    55:53 Western Bulldogs v Essendon

    56:52 Hawthorn v Geelong

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    1 hr
  • Essendon To Win The SPOON? + Saints FINALLY Win! | Zero Access Footy 05
    Mar 24 2026

    Byes are in early as a few massive upsets and surprises continue in a shortened Round 2! Behm and Rhys go through the highs and lows of the results of the round; including the Saints FINALLY winning a game (are they back?), North chokes and loses to the Eagles (Northy crashed out) meaning time is up for Clarko, and have the Crows and Bulldogs shown their true colours? Outrage a plently as the AFL admits to losing time during the Giants' close loss, plus debate over whether Essendon's 300+ day losing streak is Brad Scott's wakeup call? Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks is not happy with Scott Pendlebury getting off from a suspension, then we wrap things up by looking ahead to another shortened Round 3 - including the potential Ross v Fagan main card event!


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    00:00 Essendon To Win The SPOON? + Saints FINALLY Win! | Zero Access Footy 05

    01:50 FootyTips Competition

    02:20 Round 2 Review

    03:10 R2: Hawks v Swans

    06:21 R2: Crows v Bulldogs

    09:28 R2: Tigers v Suns

    11:40 R2: Giants v Saints

    15:48 R2: Dockers v Demons

    19:00 R2: Port v Bombers

    21:38 R2: Eagles v North

    27:19 Macca’s Man of the Week

    28:36 Macca’s Donkey of the Week - Brad Scott and Essendon’s Worries: Is This A Wake Up Call?

    34:12 Behmmy’s Tribunal Tasks

    34:35 Pendlebury Gets Off - BTT

    37:42 Tom McCartin Fine & Mabior Chol’s Tackle - BTT

    39:29 Humphrey’s Tackle Charge & Voss’ Taunting - BTT

    41:32 Comben takes on Reid - BTT

    43:12 Round 3 Preview

    43:22 R3: Cats v Crows

    46:19 R3: Magpies v Giants

    49:36 R3: Saints v Brisbane: Ross v Fages

    51:43 R3: Dockers v Tigers

    52:37 R3: Bombers v North

    54:39 R3: Port v Eagles

    56:55 R3: Blues v Demons

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    1 hr
  • New Ruck Rule RUINING The AFL? + Pendlebury's FIRST Suspension! | Zero Access Footy 04
    Mar 17 2026

    Every team was in action as Round 1 finally delivered! Behm and Rhys run their eye over the results of the round; including the dismal 0-2 Saints, the Pies who have no forwards and an insane performance from North against Port! The new ruck rules are on the heater as the guys debate whether they've been a good change yet or not, plus Kane Cornes' strange boundary umpire blowup. Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks takes on Jonty Fall's punishment, Charlie Cameron's really weird decision, and all-round good bloke Scott Pendlebury's first ever suspension goes to the Tribunal. Then we wrap things up by looking ahead to a shortened Round 2, and whether we can ever get a tip right again.


    00:00 New Ruck Rule RUINING The AFL? + Pendlebury's FIRST Suspension! | Zero Access Footy 04

    00:30 Footy Tips Ladder Update

    02:02 Round 1 Review

    02:29 R1: Carlton v Richmond

    06:00 R1: Essendon v Hawthorn

    09:40 R1: Bulldogs v GWS

    11:29 R1: Geelong v Fremantle

    13:53 R1: Sydney v Brisbane

    15:58 R1: Collingwood v Adelaide

    19:18 R1: North v Port

    23:28 R1: Melbourne v Saints

    26:26 R1: Suns v Eagles

    27:36 Macca’s Man of the Week

    29:18 Macca’s Donkey of the Week

    30:39 New Ruck Rules Debate

    36:50 Behmmy’s Tribunal Tasks

    38:28 BTT: Boundary Umpires

    39:50 BTT: Jonty Fall

    40:49 BTT: Charlie Cameron

    41:11 BTT: Pendles' First Ban

    44:37 Round 2 Preview

    45:18 R2: Hawthorn v Sydney

    48:00 R2: Adelaide v Bulldogs

    50:16 R2: Richmond v Suns

    51:58 R2: GWS v Saints

    53:45 R2: Fremantle v Melbourne

    55:24 R2: Port v Essendon

    56:27 R2: Eagles v North

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    59 mins
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